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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 16, 2007 3:54:04 GMT -5
Okay, here's the newbie. Clues: This movie won multiple Razzie awards back in the 80's, including Worst Picture of the Year. A few years later it was nominated for Worst Picture of the Decade, but didn't win. Also, George Lucas has tried REALLY hard to make this movie disappear.
- "On my planet, we don't say die, we say KILL!"
- "That's it, no more Mr. Nice ****!"
- "I'm sorry, we don't allow pets on the premises." - "Hey, have a heart! Seeing-eye ****."
- "It's not nice to fool with the Dark Overlords!"
- "Desperate ***** commit desperate acts!"
- "You got someplace to go?" - "If I had some place to go, I definitely wouldn't be in Cleve-Land."
- "He's my boyfriend!" - "Ewww, that's disgusting!"
- "I don't know where you are now, but I hope it's a happier place. This world didn't treat you very well, but you saved it, didn't you?"
- "It feels like there's something inside of me, gnawing at my guts..............what's wrong with me?" - "Well, what'd you have for lunch, Jennings?"
- "In the lab that night, we saw a single ******* fall. We had no idea that the rest of you had landed in an alley just a mere two miles away!" - "Yeah? Well, that's real great, Philsy. Where's my pants?"
- "I've given up on assimilating. I've gotta get back to my own kind! (notices Bev's butt) Althooooooough, I have developed a great appreciation for the female version of the human race.........A-ROOOOO!" - "You know, you really are the worst!"
- "I've been doing too much toot!"
- (waitress notices Jennings) "This is why I HATE the night shift!"
- "Quick, duck!" - "And proud of it!"
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Post by lazario on Oct 16, 2007 8:51:23 GMT -5
Howard the Duck?
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 17, 2007 4:59:26 GMT -5
^^^ Correct. After her big break in Back to the Future, Lea Thompson had her pick of just about any role she wanted. She chose..............this movie. Ouch. It was also about this time that she broke off her wedding engagement to Dennis Quaid. Guess she didn't think his butt was as nice as you do, Laz! J/K.
Anyways, here's another one for you guys & gals. The clues: Satirical dark comedy shot in a mock documentary style (think Best in Show). It also takes place and was shot mostly in my home state of Minnesota.
- "A rich family who lives in a small town, if they take a shit it makes the papers!"
- "Ow, Harold! Don't you remember Mom tellin' you NOT IN THE HEAD!?" - "Mom isn't here, she's Dead. Now shut your flytrap!" - "I will if you shut your pie-hole." - "Hank, don't you make me kick ya' where the good Lord split ya'!"
- (spoken by multiple characters at various points) "Hey, are we on 'Cops' again?"
- "I know who da winner is! I know who da winner is! Me, I know!" - "That's it, ya' frickin' retard! Shut your DAMN MOUTH!" - "Hey, John, you back off! Hanky there can't help being crazier than a shit-house rat! He's born that-a way!" - "Well, why the hell didn't you hire a sitter for 'im then?" (Hank starts crying and screaming uncontrollably) - "Nice. Real nice, John. You know our babysitter's dead!"
- "One of you boys gimme a ride home?" - "Don't you fall for it. She lives no more than two trailers down this road." - "So? Be real easy then, huh? Ha!" - "Go on now Loretta. You go on home now." - "Anyone? Huh? Anyone?"
- (after someone blew up her trailer home) "Yeah, so my Ma's clothes all melted into mine forming a big ol' polyester meteor in our closet, y'know? But, in some sorta' freaky miracle, our neighbor boy, Kenny Hanson, found my tap costume on the roof o' their trailer while he was settin' coon traps for his Pa. But here's the really weird part: It was still on the hanger!"
- "I don't ever eat shellfish. See, my Mom always says, 'Don't you ever eat anything that carries it's house around with it. You just don't know when the last time it's been cleaned.' She should know."
- "What he sells are fakes! They're as phony as my orgasms!"
- "Mom never hid from me the fact that my Daddy chose his career over us. What is it she always says?" - "Once a carnie, always a carnie." - "She still gets pretty sad whenever she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a big lady wearing a tube top."
- "Who the hell are they?" - "They're here to film me for their movie and to see my room." - "If you have to take your top off, make sure you get the money up front."
- "Why hello there Miss Sad Pants and her best friend Sally Serious. Do you think I could get you both a nice cool mint to help turn those frowns upside down?" - "How 'bout I shove your giddy lil' head straight up your ass? Let's see if a cool mint can help solve THAT!"
- "My Mom gave me this 9mm for my birthday one year. The card said 'Jesus Loves Winners.' That's why I always aim for the top!"
- "Best damn tapper, and most smartest." - "Most smartest?" - "Most smartest!"
- "It's like asking all the boys at my school why they chew Copenhagen. If you're not a total fry, it's just whatcha' do!"
- "Except the group in the back on Wednesday nights. They're all recoverin' alcoholics." - "The communal wine seems to be just too tempting for some of 'em." - "That's why we Lutherans use that purple Kool-Aid for the Blood of Christ." - "Only problem is, it gives everyone lil' purple mustaches. We've been tryin' to think of a solution for that."
- "Loretta, don't you ever have kids." - "Oh honey, thank you for thinking I still could."
- "Well, this one is varsity soccer, I'm the captain. I run track, and um, this one here is for the Lutheran Sisterhood Gun Club. I'm the new president."
- "Fuckin' little queens blowin' chunks everywhere. I-I've never seen anything like it. And I live in L.A."
- "That swan ate my baby! That swan ate my baby!"
- "You're just giving up? Peter never would've done that." - "Oh yeah? Well Peter's gay, Dad! What do you think of that?" - "What?" - "I said, he's gay! GAAAAAAY!"
- "Oh yeah, guys get outta Mt. Rose all the time on hockey scholarships.........or prison. It's a little tougher for us girls."
- "Um, did you guys know that retard over there has his pants unzipped?" - "Dammit, Hank! Close up shop! You close up shop right now!"
- "Ahhh! Beautiful as a whore's ass today, huh boys?"
- "I shoved your tap shoes down my panties before I was blown out of the house. You go find the nice fireman who cut 'em off for me. He should have them."
- (to Hank the Retard) "Okay, here's your paint can. But the next time you drink window cleaner, I'm jus' gonna leave it in you!"
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Post by maycanady on Oct 17, 2007 8:51:24 GMT -5
Drop Dead Georgeous!!! ;D That movie is awesome. I love the part where they're parking at the Mall of America and they end up in a handicapped space.
"It's a 200 dollar fine!" "I told ya, I would move the car if a cripple came." ;D
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 18, 2007 4:22:49 GMT -5
^^^ It's one of my top 5 favorite comedies of all time. I never will get sick of watching it. I'm sure it's funny for anyone who watches it that has half a sense of humor, but being that I'm from Minnesota, makes it twice as funny for me. A random piece of info: The mall they go to is not really the Mall of America. It's actually the Eden Prairie Center located in the suburb of Eden Prairie. This same mall was the mall used for the location of the movie "Mallrats." Everybody who lives in the Minneapolis/St. Paul metro area shops at the Eden Prairie Center, never the Mall of America. It's nothing more than a giant consumer trap for tourists. In fact, not only do the locals avoid M of A, they actually hate it with a passion. Also, I know that the giant cow statue seen in the film is real and is located at a creamery in the dumpy lil' town of Bongards, Minnesota. And believe me, it looks even more ridiculous in real life. I love that they put that in the movie because anyone who has ever lived in the midwest knows that this region of the country is obsessed with building large statues of animals and fictional people. Hell, in Minnesota alone you not only have the giant cow, but also gigantic versions of a pheasant, a crow, a Viking, and Paul Bunyan and his Blue Ox. The best of all though was last year. Some clown in our neighboring state of Wisconsin actually built a 30 foot tall statue of Jesus out of margerine. That's right, I said margerine. The midwest is a strange place people! As for the movie's town of Mount Rose, there is no such place in Minnesota. There is, however, a town called Rosemount. This same town has a Lutheran church called Mt. Rose Community Church.
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Post by lazario on Oct 19, 2007 3:47:45 GMT -5
You know... I thought the movie was funny. But it wasn't that good.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 19, 2007 4:51:42 GMT -5
Yeah. It was.
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Post by lazario on Oct 19, 2007 5:18:45 GMT -5
Actually, no it wasn't. And one of the things I will always hold against it is the fact that much of it's observational humor is just plain boring. And believe me... I know where this movie is coming from. I may not have come from a high school where they've got the accents here, but I know Hicks like these- I went to school with them every stinking day. I know trailer trash! I know whorey women, chain-smokers, those over-involved community women, the do-gooders, the retards, people with tractors (lots, unfortunately), agriculture freaks, suck-ups and teachers-pets, people whose parents were famous in the community or had a lot of power so the kids could get away with anything, the cheerleader type, bimbos, the pervert / child molestor types - you name it, I knew at least one of them.
I see where you would say or might argue this film is brilliant. But it's totally not. It manages to get some really strong laughs. But- it's not actually that good.
Why would you think it is?
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Post by lol on Nov 17, 2007 7:30:38 GMT -5
Here is a new one for you: Clues - it was made in 2005, it is a really rubbish horror film Quotes - "Last person I saw that looked like you, I shot 'em in the face." "I don't believe in ghosts" "Some buildings don't have a thirteenth floor, this place shouldnt have a third."
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Post by Evil Dave on Nov 17, 2007 16:15:12 GMT -5
I don't know. You might try giving us more to work with other than 3 quotes.
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Post by lazario on Nov 17, 2007 18:25:04 GMT -5
Is it from The 4th Floor (1999) (starring Juliette Lewis)?
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lol
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Post by lol on Nov 18, 2007 3:23:17 GMT -5
here is another clue: it is set in an old hospital
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Post by lol on Nov 18, 2007 3:27:24 GMT -5
by the way, you wont find out what it is until next week (sorry) its just, i only come on here a weekends and as i am typing this it is 8:30 am here but 3.30am in america
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