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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 6, 2007 4:02:16 GMT -5
My favorite comedy of 2005, Wedding Crashers!!! ;D No fooling you as usual maycanady! You win an exact replica of the massive breakfast plate that "Jeremy" eats after his night of "horror!" ;D But yeah, it's one of my personal favorites as well. In fact it's one of those rare movies that even though I own a copy, I'll still watch it on TV when I see it playing on HBO. Oh yeah, and one question for ya (or anyone else): After seeing Isla Fisher's portrayal of "crazy" Gloria, don't you think she'd make a great psycho killer in a horror movie? Maybe it's just me..............
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Post by lazario on Oct 6, 2007 4:02:23 GMT -5
sorry for the double post, but I felt like I had to post my answer since the clue was so obvious so I would win ;D
"Why- the whole place is clean." "There's dirty work afoot."
"Look! On the skin! The symbol of what lies within."
"She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!" "What are wicked wiles?" "I don't know... but I'm a'gin 'em!"
"Baking pies?" "Yes, gooseberry pie." "It's apple pies that make the menfolks' mouths water."
"He don't talk none." "You mean, he can't talk?" "He don't know, he never tried."
"She'll be buried alive!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Buried alive! Ha ha ha..."
"I chased a polecat up a tree, way out upon a limb. And when he got the best of me, I got the worst of him."
"She knows everything. She's full of black magic! She can even make herself... invisible. Pfft! Might be in this room right now!"
"Take her into the forest. Find some secluded glade where she can pick wildflowers." "Yes, your majesty." "And there, my faithful huntsman, you will kill her!" "But, your majesty... (CUT OUT, gives too much away)" "Silence! You know the penalty if you fail." "Yes, your majesty." "But, to make doubly sure you do not fail, bring back her heart... in this."
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 6, 2007 4:07:47 GMT -5
It's gotta be Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
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Post by lazario on Oct 6, 2007 4:25:58 GMT -5
Yep. Your turn.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 6, 2007 5:03:49 GMT -5
Okey-dokey, here's the clues: Early 90's comedy with a scene in which a large member of the rodent family assists the main character in committing vehicular suicide.
- "Did he actually refer to himself as the talent?"
- "I'm a god. Not The God..............I don't think."
- "For your information, there is a major network interested in me." - "Yeah, it's called The Home Shopping Network."
- "So what are you doing for dinner?" - "Something else."
- "I don't suppose there's a chance of getting an espresso or cappucino?" - "Oh, I don't know....." - "What, if you have any, or how to spell it?"
- (repeated NUMEROUS times) "Okay campers, rise and shine! And don't forget your booties 'cuz it's coooooold out there today!"
- "If you're asking for a prediction of the winter, you're asking the wrong guy...............It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life."
- "Do you know what today is?" - "No, what?" - "Today is tomorrow. It already happened."
- "Do you ever have deja vu, Mrs. Lancaster?" - "No, but I could check with the kitchen!"
- "Ned I would love to stay here and talk with you..........but I'm not going to."
- "People like blood-sausage too. People are morons!"
- "Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry."
- "Something is different." - "Good or bad?" - "Anything different is good."
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Post by lazario on Oct 6, 2007 5:24:35 GMT -5
Groundhog Day. Another one of my favorite '90s movies.
But that "how to spell it" line... That wasn't actually in the movie. Was it in the trailer? I'm positive that it's not in the finished film. I've seen it probably 15 times.
I'm going to need to think for a minute about my next one.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 6, 2007 5:44:56 GMT -5
It's in the movie. It is fairly inaudible though, as it's muttered by Phil under his breath as he's walking away from Mrs. Lancaster.
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Post by lazario on Oct 6, 2007 6:10:50 GMT -5
Well, I never noticed before. I'll have to watch again and check.
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Post by lazario on Oct 6, 2007 6:31:37 GMT -5
"Some of the sweetest candies are sour as death inside."
"They'll believe it because it's thier worst nightmare: Elizabeth Purr, the very picture of teenage perfection, obliterated by perversion."
"Do you know a senior named Elizabeth Purr?" "You mean, 'meow'?" "Excuse me..." "Liz is the cat's meow."
"Liz is dead... Do you have any idea what that means?" "You're a shoe-in for Prom Queen?"
"Never send a rose unless dyed black as a warning. And if one is sent to you- destroy it. Along with the sender. Emotionally, of course. It's not like we kill people..." "...on purpose."
"Everything is peachy keen. Peachy, fucking, keen."
"'t's a pretty fucked-up name for candy, don't you think?"
"It's weird how time... erases things." "Time doesn't erase things, people erase things." "Yeah. People erase people."
"Cool! You got a stillborn!"
"She screamed for help, but no one could hear her. Her screams were muffled by the huge candy ball. She tried, but there was nothing, only sugary-sweet death." "Oh, my God, that like, totally gave me the chills."
"Mmm..." "You're good at that." "Mm, I'm good at a lot of things." "Oh, I should have known. You are on the wrestling team..."
"I killed Liz. I killed the Teen Dream. Deal with it!"
"Shit! I forgot to pick up Liz's homework." "What if Miss Sherwood took it?" "We kill her." [gasps] "Did you see your face?"
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 7, 2007 5:26:46 GMT -5
^^^^ "Jawbreaker"
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Post by lazario on Oct 7, 2007 7:13:32 GMT -5
Yep. Not a good movie, but I would recommend every single person on Earth who likes dark movies to see it at least once. It's very smart. It's just a complete failure as a structured film. But still, several scenes still work very well and remain some of the smartest and most subversive writing for the teen movie market to date.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 8, 2007 1:31:08 GMT -5
^^^ I liked it.
Okay, new one. Clues: 80's comedy featuring a now deceased comedic star.
- "Pontoon boat? Whaddya gonna do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha beach?"
- "You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hotdogs! Do ya know what they're made of? Huh? Lips and assholes!"
- "He was struck by lightning. How many times is it now Reg?" - "Six-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six............. - "Wow! Six times?" - "S-s-s-s-s-s-sixty s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-s-s-s-s-s-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!"
- "Just make sure they don't steal any of our stuff!" - "Stuff? What stuff is there to steal?" - "Hey! We got stuff.........."
- "Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!"
- "Hey! I don't want to hear anymore about anyone blowing anything out of their ass!"
- "Why do his kids look at him like he's Zeus, and mine look at me like a rack of lawn tools at Sears?"
- "Personally, I'd much rather see a 46-inch bust singing Burning Love."
- "You know what a loon is, knucklehead?" - "Yeah, we've got one in our family."
- "You'll have to excuse my brother-in-law. You get a couple of drinks in him and he becomes an expert on everything." - "I don't need any cocktails for that! Was that a shot?" - "No, that was the truth." - "Oh! That was a shot!" - "That.............was a shot." - "Speaking of shots..............Hey! Set us up!"
- "Hey, if you meet any friends, bring them back here. We'll give them a ride in Suck My Wake."
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Post by lazario on Oct 8, 2007 3:03:10 GMT -5
The Great Outdoors!!! I almost said Caddyshack for some reason...because none of the quotes stood out, but then of course, the "lips and assholes" thing hit me as soon as I stopped thinking about Rodney Dangerfield saying it and I remembered that scene with Dan Aykroyd saying it.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 8, 2007 3:28:01 GMT -5
^^^ lol, yeah the most memorable quotes are about the "bald-butted bear, but I figured that'd be too easy
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Post by lazario on Oct 8, 2007 4:35:37 GMT -5
"And you always talked about me behind my back!" "Oh, you deserved it!"
"Where's Shelly?" "In the car." "Glove compartment?" "Trunk."
"Let's examine the evidence!" (trash can full of alcohol bottles & jugs) "I had guests!!" "Who? Guns N Roses?" "I drink because I am a sensitive and highly strung person!" "No, that's why your co-stars drink."
"Dad... I'm a lesbian ... A big one."
"You think that because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings. Well you're wrong. I'm an actress! I've got all of them!!"
"My my, the bulimia has certainly paid off."
"I am not Monique's mother... Angela Lansbury is Monique's mother... Shelley Winters is Monique's mother... Sean Connery is Monique's mother... NO! Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend! ...He may be 3 hundred years old, but he's still a stud!"
"I was blonde and beautiful, and could have any guy I wanted." "And did! All the senior class and half the faculty!" "It was the sixties!"
"My Morty becomes this big shot on T.V. He was selling electronics, right? On our 20th wedding anniversary it hits... Midlife Crisis, major. He starts working out... he, he grows a moustache... he gets an earring. I said, 'Morty... Morty, what are you? A pirate?' 'What's next- a parrot?' "
"Don't get mad, get everything."
"What did you ever win? A pie eating contest? 'Best Digestion'?"
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Post by maycanady on Oct 8, 2007 9:26:06 GMT -5
The First Wives Club and OMG I FREAKING LOVE THE FIRST WIVES CLUB!!!!!! ;D I'm suck a geek that every time I watch it, I always get up and dance along at the end when they're all singing "You Don't Own Me" ;D
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Post by maycanady on Oct 8, 2007 9:47:41 GMT -5
Ok, try this one. Clue: It's a remake of a 60's Disney classic
"Ok, found my duffel!.......Now the question is, how do I get it out?"
"You wanna know the real difference between us?" "Let me see. I know how to fence and you don't? Or, I have class and you don't. Take your pick."
"Sweet dreams, Mommy Dearest."
"Oh, I would pay good money to see that woman climb a mountain."
"You listen, and you listen good. I am marrying your father in 2 weeks whether you like it or not. So, I suggest you do not tangle with me anymore. You are in way over your head. Is that clear?" "Crystal."
"I'm not looking at her in any special way. I'm looking at her like I've looked at her for 11 years. Since the day she came home from the hospital. *sobbing* 6 lbs, 11 ounces, 21 inches long, this is how I look at her. Can I hug her? Oh, she's so beautiful and so big! I'm gonna make you something special to eat. What would you like? Anything? You know what, it doesn't matter, I'm just gonna whip up everything we've got, ok? Ok."
"Martin, you know that you're more than a butler to me. You're more like a loveable brother who just happens to wait on us."
"You wanna know why I keep saying 'Dad'? The truth? It's because for my whole life...I mean....you know, for the past 8 weeks...I was never able to say the word "dad." Never. Not once. I mean, think about it. There's a whole day devoted to celebrating fathers. Just imagine someone's life without a father. Never buying a Father's Day card. Never sitting in their father's lap. Never being able to say "Hi dad!" or "What's up, dad?" or "Catch you later, dad!" I mean, a baby's first words are always "Da-da" aren't they?"
"I wanna know what you think about making Meredith part of the family." "Part of OUR family?...I think it's an awesome idea! Inspired! Brilliant!" "You do?" "Totally! I mean, like, it's a dream come true. I've always wanted a big sister!" "Um, honey, I think you're missing the point." "No I'm not. You're going to adopt Meredith. That is so sweet, dad!" "I'm not going to adopt her. I'm going to marry her." "MARRY HER? THAT'S INSANE!!!"
"Here's what's "going on" buddy! The day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland. Get the picture? It's me or them. Take your pick." "Them." "Excuse me???" "T-H-E-M. Them. Get the picture?" "AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!"
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Post by lazario on Oct 8, 2007 12:54:59 GMT -5
OMG I FREAKING LOVE THE FIRST WIVES CLUB!!!!!! I do too. Ok, try this one. Clue: It's a remake of a 60's Disney classic "Sweet dreams, Mommy Dearest." That's enough, I know it - The Parent Trap '98. I didn't get to see it all, but there are only 3 things I liked about the movie- 1) knowing Polly Holliday from Gremlins wasn't ancient and/or dead because she looked so old in Gremlins, 2) Dennis Quaid- I think he gets hotter the older he gets , 3) the woman playing the woman trying to get the father to marry her. I think... But now that I mention it, who was she? The one in It Takes Two was funnier. Anyway... oh that's right, it's my turn. Dash it all... Give me a sec.
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Post by maycanady on Oct 8, 2007 14:20:46 GMT -5
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Post by lazario on Oct 8, 2007 16:10:48 GMT -5
lol.
I'll be back tomorrow with my movie. Unless Evil Dave gets here first and would like to take my place...
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