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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 11, 2007 1:29:36 GMT -5
My turn: Some words, just peoples' names, will be removed (LIKE THIS) to keep the guessing a little harder "Who is this woman?" "The new maid!" "Why is she crying?" "She's...just happy to be working for us." "That'll change." "Um, that's right, Mr. (REMOVED)... Here's money. And..here's more money. And, look... here's a lovely new twenty dollar bill!" "(REMOVED) was right! You are an ox! And a moron!" "We can't have a stiff in the house with company coming." "You're right. It ain't proper." "I have no idea what you're talking about. But if you love me, if you ever loved me, you'll find my little girl a husband!!" "It's the music you kids listen to today! Bing Crosby, Cab Calloway?! Don't think I haven't heard the lyrics to Minnie the Moocher!" "Ix-nay on the ooze-bay. Ankers-bay!" "Great! The maid gets a millionaire, and my daughter gets a chauffer." "So sue me, Toomey." "I'm used to dealing with mobsters, bootleggers, gunsles, but you bankers... are scary." I haven't seen this, but my buddy is telling me to guess 'Oscar?'
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 11, 2007 1:32:50 GMT -5
BTW, what did you think of the movie? It's one of my favorites. I thought it was good, but personally I didn't find it to have a lot of re-watchability. I probably watch it at least once a month. Then again, I'm naturally a pretty angry fella, so a lot of it is reminding me to chill the f*ck out. lol I also like it for the fact that the theme isn't happy. It isn't fluffy. It isn't, I guess, typical "Hollywood sunshine" being blown up my butt. That, along with some great acting imo gives it such a rare feeling of being real, instead of utopian.......... Oh, yeah. To be fair, I should also disclose that for some reason, I'm unexplainably ga-ga for Erika Christensen. So that doesn't hurt the rewatchibility for me either I guess.
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Post by lazario on Sept 12, 2007 10:46:50 GMT -5
I got another one for you.
"If you need anything... I'll be watchin'." "Comforting thought."
"Now that you mention it..." "Yeah?" "We did see him lurking around the neighborhood that day. But he always did that."
"Now, everybody put one finger on the Diviner." "Nobody puts a finger on my Diviner."
"Can I arrest that guy?" "What for?" "Impersonating a human being."
"Oh my God! Our clothes, they're still upstairs!" "Do you really wanna go back up there?" (shakes head from side to side) "I didn't think so."
"Can you say PSYCHO?" "I thought you could!"
"Hello?" "Is Clive there?" "Who is this?" "Put Clive on the line." "He's not here! He's not here!!" "I'm afraid he is, dear..."
"We've got candles. What's there to be scared of?" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by maycanady on Sept 12, 2007 17:20:43 GMT -5
Those quotes sound vaguely familiar but I'm totally drawing a blank here.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 13, 2007 2:00:59 GMT -5
Me too. Kinda vague quotes..........
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 18, 2007 5:30:18 GMT -5
Alright Laz, I gave ya a while to give some more clues, but you seem to have been swallowed up by the earth or something, so new game: It's a comedy that contains a lot of preemed and prissy "bitches" (Just a play on words, don't get upset maycanady, you'll see what I mean when somebody guesses the movie correctly) along with some darn funny Canadian actors.
1. "Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, at the top of my game, maxing out at 500!"
2. "Now tell me, which one of these **clue word** would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?"
3. "We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other."
4. "Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?"
5. "I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shit you not, you little freak! Now, will you get down here? I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly! I'll stab you with forks till you bleed, how bout that?"
6. "I know a man who has a van and he will take you back to wherever you came from!"
7. "And to think that in some countries these **clue word** are eaten."
8. "I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts."
9. "She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig."
10. "The heart and the soul which was what my mom did, that was her role, she was there for the unconditional love and it worked for my family, you know... until my mom committed suicide in '81."
11. "If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing."
12. "No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume."
13. "Now THAT looks like a really fast **clue word**!"
Have at it folks!
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Post by lazario on Sept 18, 2007 11:39:00 GMT -5
Any Given Sunday?
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Post by maycanady on Sept 18, 2007 12:37:00 GMT -5
Best In Show!! ;D I reeeeally like that movie. I have it on VHS and keep meaning to replace it with DVD one of these days.
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Post by lazario on Sept 18, 2007 13:41:33 GMT -5
Is that the one about the Pet Show / Dog Show people, or the one about the Folk Band that plays in Bluish-Green Jackets?
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 19, 2007 1:49:51 GMT -5
Best In Show!! ;D I reeeeally like that movie. I have it on VHS and keep meaning to replace it with DVD one of these days. Correct! You win you're very own Busy Bee Chew-toy! So yeah, this is deff one of my favorites too. I love Christopher Guest's sense of humor when directing/writing/acting in a movie. So if you had to choose between 'Best in Show'/'A Mighty Wind'/'Waiting for Guffman' which would you say is his best?
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 19, 2007 1:51:16 GMT -5
Is that the one about the Pet Show / Dog Show people, or the one about the Folk Band that plays in Bluish-Green Jackets? This is the one about the dog show freaks. The other you spoke of is 'A Mighty Wind.' Also absolutely hilarious.
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Post by maycanady on Sept 19, 2007 9:28:18 GMT -5
So if you had to choose between 'Best in Show'/'A Mighty Wind'/'Waiting for Guffman' which would you say is his best? Ooooh....tough one. I think it would be a tie between BIS and AMW for me. Here's another set of quotes. See if you can guess this film. Hint: It's still in theaters, and stars a man whose character is a woman. Also, hair product is featured prominantly. 1. "Miss Whimsey, what am I supposed to do? Hair can't just hang there like a dead thing on your cheeks." 2. "My mother says I'm not allowed to perspire!" 3. "What is that, the Wavin' Raven? It's a little twitchy. Oh, you wanna play Charades now? Alright. Go ahead." 4. "Well, I'm sorry Prudy, but some of your personal stains required pounding with a rock." 5. "You know, this is a small city. There aren't that many stations. This time next year, you could be wearing an ill-fitting tux and snapping bar mitzvah photos." 6. "I have information for you, missy. I once had a dream that I owned a coin-operated laundromat, and I came down from that cloud real quickly." 7. "I'm a bad bad girl who needs to be punished!" 8. "Flattery will not distract Miss Turnblad's agent from reading the fine print." 9. "Anyway, I'm calling because I have some information regarding your daughter's whereabouts. Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral...turpentine." 10. "Oh, Seaweed, you do care! I was afraid the colors of our skin would keep us apart!" "No, but these knots might. Was your mom in the Navy?" 11. "Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely, positively, permanantly punished! You will live on a diet of saltines and Tang, and you will never leave this room again....Devil Child! Devil Child!"
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 20, 2007 2:07:00 GMT -5
I haven't seen the movie, so I'm not guessing by the quotes, but based on the clues you gave I'll venture a guess of 'Hairspray?'
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Post by maycanady on Sept 20, 2007 9:14:21 GMT -5
Indeed it is, Evil Dave. You have won a lifetime supply of delicious homemade cupcakes, decorated however you wish.
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Post by lazario on Sept 20, 2007 12:12:20 GMT -5
Is that the one about the Pet Show / Dog Show people, or the one about the Folk Band that plays in Bluish-Green Jackets? This is the one about the dog show freaks. The other you spoke of is 'A Mighty Wind.' Also absolutely hilarious. Oh really... I thought A Mighty Wind was that Disney movie about the high school basketball players with Samuel L. Jackson for a coach... Or maybe it was about the football team with Denzel Washington for a coach... Or maybe it was about the girl who wanted to ice-skate, and... um... Joan Cusack was her coach? No? Was it Nicole Kidman? Oh whatever.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 21, 2007 2:08:53 GMT -5
Indeed it is, Evil Dave. You have won a lifetime supply of delicious homemade cupcakes, decorated however you wish. Hooray!
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 5, 2007 6:19:15 GMT -5
Hmm, haven't done one of these for awhile, here's a newbie. Your clues are: It's a "buddy" comedy that co-stars a "Mean Girl" and "Borat's" future wife. Good luck!
- "What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing."
- "Ok, meet me at the back of the room. I'll be the guy waiting to say I told you so."
- "True love is your soul's recognintion of it's counterpoint in another." - "Where'd you hear that?" - "I read it on a bumper sticker."
- "You better lock it up!" - "No, you'd better lock it up!" - "You lock it up!" - "No, YOU lock it up!" - "Just lock it up!" - "You lock it up!" - "Lock. It. Up!"
- "Call me Kat." - "Okay, Kat." - "Call me........Kitty Kat!" (growls) - "Okay Kitty Kat, but this is starting to feel borderline inappropriate."
- "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"
- "Rule No. 5, You're An Idiot!"
- "Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage to Ike Turner over here is gonna be like."
- "I'm sorry that I'm not sorry, okay? I'm not going to apologize. I'm a cocksman!"
- "This girl's fit for a straight jacket. I mean, she's fucked three ways to Sunday. But you know what, Father? I dig it!"
- "I made you a painting. I call it 'Celebration.' It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it."
- "You look beat. Soft mattress?" - "Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep!"
- " I don't give a baker's FUCK!"
- "Wow, Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's an interesting combination." - "I hunt quail. They're overpopulating in this region and decimating the grubworm population. You got a fuckin' problem with that!?" - "Not as much as I do with your attire, or just your general point of view to everybody here. But hey, let's go kill some birds. I'm psyched."
- "A friend in need is a fuckin' pest."
- "[Confessing to the priest] "You wanna know what the kicker is, Father? Maybe I'M a little fucking crazy. That's right, maybe Jeremy's a little nuts. Maybe there's something about me that I'm a little cukoo. I know it's a surprise, I know it's not on the surface. I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was kid, and his name was Shiloh! We used to play checkers with each other every day, and bless his heart, Shiloh would always let me win!"
- (thanking priest for listening) "Thanks Father, you're a sweet guy. I love ya. I think you're a special, special man. Alright, get in here; get in here and let the Big Bear get his paws on ya! That's right, come in for The Real Thing, Father. Get in here for The Real Thing." (forcibly kisses the priest on the mouth and walks away)
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Post by maycanady on Oct 5, 2007 19:16:59 GMT -5
My favorite comedy of 2005, Wedding Crashers!!! ;D
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Post by maycanady on Oct 5, 2007 19:53:41 GMT -5
Ok, guess this movie. Clues: It's a teen comedy from 1995
1. "A licensed driver with nothing to do? Where would I find such a loser?"
2. "Why do you care what he thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you! What am I gonna do with you now? And right before the yearbook pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren? You know what? That's it. You wanna play games? I'm calling your mother!"
3. "How'd you do? Well, let's just see shall we? You can't park. You can't change lanes, you can't make right hand turns, you damaged private property and you almost killed someone. Off hand, I'd say you failed."
4. So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well, it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. cuz it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that, like, did NOT R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion, may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty."
5. "What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?"
6. "Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum."
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Post by lazario on Oct 6, 2007 3:36:58 GMT -5
Clueless - you shouldn't have given us any clues. But... I worship that movie. I think it's without a doubt the best feel-good film of the 1990's.
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