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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 1, 2007 4:33:18 GMT -5
Simple lil' time waster for ya all. Here's some quotes from a movie, you try to guess what flick it's from, k? Here we go:
1. "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cuz you think you're fat? 'Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
2. "What the heck are you guys doing? Trying to ruin my life and make me look like a friggin' idiot?"
3. "I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it, 'cuz I can't fit my nun-chuks in there anymore."
4. "I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral."
5. "I caught you a delicious bass."
6. "Do the chickens have large talons?"
7. "Ever take it off any sweet jumps?"
8. "Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."
9. "Yessssssssssssss!"
Alright there ya go. Two clues are: It's a comedy and the main character has an "explosive" last name. Good luck!
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Post by lowkey on Sept 1, 2007 8:31:50 GMT -5
Napoleon Dynamite.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 2, 2007 7:13:08 GMT -5
Congratulations lowkey! Your prize is........um............piece of mind?
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Post by lazario on Sept 2, 2007 9:17:40 GMT -5
Here are some quotes from a movie, see if you can guess:
1. "An elephant stepped on my face in Koala Lampur. The surgeons did all they could. But, gosh, I'm afraid you must find me hideous." / "Hideous... ? No."
2. "Well, isn't that somethin'? The light really does go off when you close the door."
3. "There's a new thing called 'Women's Lib.' It means women get everything they want."
4. "He said the 'B' word!!!"
5. "Weapons are not toys either, Peter."
6. "Good God, woman! You have three more husbands?!" / "No... just one too many."
7. "I'll go first, 'cause I'm the prettiest."
8. "I'm a Private Dick!" / "Nah, too easy."
9. "Four... four... four... four... four..."
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 6, 2007 4:09:50 GMT -5
^^^^ 'A Very Brady Sequel'
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 6, 2007 4:23:39 GMT -5
Alright, here's the next one:
1. "According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the word 'snapshot' was originally a hunting term."
2. "And if these pictures have anything important to say to future generations, it's this: I was here. I existed. I was young, I was happy, and someone cared enough about me in this world to take my picture."
3. "The things you're most afraid of have already happened."
4. "Am I talking to a brick wall? Did I tell you to touch her? If you touch her again; I stab you in the heart!"
5. "If you haven't noticed, this isn't Neiman Marcus. People just wanna come in here with their kids, have a good time, and save a few pennies on paper towels and socks. If they wanted to see yelling and screaming, they'd stay at home."
6. "You are an emotionally neglectful husband... and you're an emotionally neglectful father. Got it now?"
7. "Now, put his thing in your mouth!"
8. "I fire a lot of people, and most get pretty upset. And he got pretty upset. Surely you're taking this seriously?"
9. "You're not here, Will. You're not here. You're never here. I'm going to bed."
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Post by lazario on Sept 6, 2007 5:39:51 GMT -5
10 Items or Less?
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Post by maycanady on Sept 6, 2007 18:54:27 GMT -5
^It's 'One Hour Photo'. I adore that film, I thought it was very underrated. ;D
Ok, here's the next one. Guess this movie:
1. "What do you mean, 'No I wont' ? Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do. You don't know me!"
2. "I'm not an idiot. I know how the world works. I've got 10 bucks in my pocket, I've got nothing to offer you, and I know that. I understand. But I'm too involved now. You jump, I jump, remember? I can't turn away without knowing you'll be alright."
3. "The difference between Cal's taste in art and mine is that I have some."
4. "This is not a game. Our situation is precarious. You know the money's gone."
5. "She's a god.dam.n liar! Some nutcase seeking money or publicity, or God only knows what. Like that Russian babe, Anesthesia!"
6. "This was mine. How extraordinary! And it looks the same as it did the last time I saw it. The reflection's changed a bit."
7. "I'd rather be his w.hore than your wife."
8. "I have a child! I have a child!"
9. "500 invitations have gone out. All of Philedelphia siciety will be there. And all the while I feel I'm standing in the middle of a crowded room screaming at the top of my lungs and no one even looks up!"
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 7, 2007 5:01:25 GMT -5
^It's 'One Hour Photo'. I adore that film, I thought it was very underrated. ;D Ok, here's the next one. Guess this movie: 1. "What do you mean, 'No I wont' ? Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do. You don't know me!" 2. "I'm not an idiot. I know how the world works. I've got 10 bucks in my pocket, I've got nothing to offer you, and I know that. I understand. But I'm too involved now. You jump, I jump, remember? I can't turn away without knowing you'll be alright." 3. "The difference between Cal's taste in art and mine is that I have some." 4. "This is not a game. Our situation is precarious. You know the money's gone." 5. "She's a god.dam.n liar! Some nutcase seeking money or publicity, or God only knows what. Like that Russian babe, Anesthesia!" 6. "This was mine. How extraordinary! And it looks the same as it did the last time I saw it. The reflection's changed a bit." 7. "I'd rather be his w.hore than your wife." 8. "I have a child! I have a child!" 9. "500 invitations have gone out. All of Philedelphia siciety will be there. And all the while I feel I'm standing in the middle of a crowded room screaming at the top of my lungs and no one even looks up!" Excellent work maycanady! You win a jar of peanut butter mixed with a jar of jam. Enjoy! Anyways, since I'm here I'll go ahead and answer your entry. It's 'Titanic.' I actually enjoy the film as long as I ignore the love story. A lil' too mushy for my tastes.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 7, 2007 5:26:38 GMT -5
Alright folks, try your hand at this one. Two clues: It's from the late 80's and contains a rendition of the "diarrhea" song. Good luck!
1. "l assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex... you know. Or filmmaking."
2. "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!"
3. "You need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming a**hole be a father."
4. "I always wanted to go again. You know, it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all together! Some didn't like it. They went on the merry-go-round. That just goes around. Nothing. I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it."
5. "It's like your Aunt Edna's a**. It goes on forever and it's just as frightening."
6. "YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!"
7. "Well, that's the difference between us. Women have choices, men have responsibilities."
8. "So what's the birthday boy's name? You see, I usually paint it across my breasts."
9. "Grandma's still upstairs. I think she's playing Nintendo."
10. "So you're telling me that if I called you up and said, 'Hey Dad I'm the vice president of some crappy pencil sharpener company in Ohio.........' You're telling me that you'd think that was great!? Don't you remember what you always used to tell me? Make your mark! Don't be one of the numbers. Make your mark!"
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 7, 2007 5:28:38 GMT -5
im pretty bad at this..i had and have no idea what any of these were..although i have never seen most of the mentioned movies
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Post by maycanady on Sept 7, 2007 9:17:01 GMT -5
Parenthood?
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 2:44:37 GMT -5
Wow, no stumping you, maycanady! You win your very own mint julep!
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 3:06:35 GMT -5
Ok, try this one on for size. It's one of my favorite all-time comedies:
1. "If it's all the same to you, Honey, I think I'll skip this little get together, slip out with the boys and knock back a couple of Coca Colas."
2. "You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop."
3. "Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra' born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world."
4. "Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends."
5. "And this here's the TV. Two hours a day, either educational or football, so you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things."
6. "I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused."
7. "Prison life is structured - more'n some people care for."
8. "Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."
9. "We figured there was too much happiness here for just the two of us, so we figured the next logical step was to have us a critter." 10. "Now you take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!"
11. "If not Arizona, then a land not too far away. Where all parents are strong and wise and capable. And all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah."
12. "You wet yourself! You wet yourself! Mr.McDunnough wet himself, Daddy!"
13. "I found myself driving past convenience stores... that weren't on the way home."
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 9:26:28 GMT -5
Raising Arizona?
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 9:29:31 GMT -5
You are correct, Alaska! You win a slap in the face from a hot sack of nickels delivered by a club-footed aristocrat!
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 9:30:59 GMT -5
This is getting tired and so are you - Elitist Jerk Fake Dumbass Ann-Coulter Loving Republican-in-NonRepublican'sClothes Hypocrite MST3K-Fanboy.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 9:32:15 GMT -5
I don't know why you're offended. Everybody gets a silly prize. I had to be fair.
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 9:35:08 GMT -5
Stop calling me Alaska. I still don't know what it means. And I don't care either.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 9:36:51 GMT -5
How about A-Laz-ka? That better?
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