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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 9, 2007 2:27:35 GMT -5
^^^ I did, and I would. ;D
Clues: 90's dark comedy. Popular mainstream ensemble cast.
- "Ah, life's ultimate cruelty; It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then forces us to witness our own decay."
- "Wrinkled, wrinkled little star, how I hope they never see the scars."
- "Are you listening to me? Do you even care? You stand there with your 22 year old skin and tits like rocks and laugh, and......."
- "Make some room for my friend for christ's sake. But.........keep your ass handy."
- "You're scared as hell. Of yourself, and the body you once knew." - "I beg pardon!" - "I'm the one who understands. I'm also the one who knows your secret."
- "You are a powerful sexual being." - "I am?" -"Yes, you are. I never said it before because I used to be the kind of girl who couldn't say the word sexual without blushing. But now I can. Sexual...........sensual...........sexy.........sex, sex, sex."
- "Where did you take my wife?!" - "To the morgue. She is dead, Sir." - "The morgue!? She'll be furious!"
- "Tell me, doctor, are you under the impression that I'm starting to need you?"
- "Forever Young?" - "Yeah, I like that title." - "Ha! Forever Young..........and eternally fat!"
- "Oh, it's just you." - "Fine dear, thank you. Like a rock!"
- "You possess no talent for poverty."
- "Know her?! She was a homebreaker, a man-eater, and a bad actress!"
- "And let me ask you this: Are you aware of what they do to fat, bald, overweight Republicans in prison?" - "You know, you referred to my weight twice." - "Yes, I did. What's your point?"
- "She's dead!" - "She is? These are the moments that make life worth living."
- "You are like Don Quixote, tilting at Nature's windmills........"
- "Oh yeah? Well, from now on, I'm gonna be the kind of idiot that I wanna be!"
- "Sempre Vive! Forever and ever!"
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Post by lazario on Oct 9, 2007 10:04:22 GMT -5
I only needed to read the second and third quoted line... It's Death Becomes Her. Did you know that scene where Meryl Streep bitches to the big-bussomed assistant, that girl was the seductive Mountaineer's Wife in the Tales From the Crypt episode, Split Second? It's one of my absolute favorite Tales from the Crypt episodes.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 10, 2007 2:03:29 GMT -5
^^^ You are correct, and no, I did not know that.
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Post by lazario on Oct 10, 2007 8:13:09 GMT -5
"Uhhh." "Indigestion?" "Gaw...don't remember eatin' that."
"After tonight, I don't know how I'll ever be able to face my friends again." "Just pretend they're a mirror."
"Good morning... Corn-Child."
"Honey, what have you been eating?" "Try my new pills, you'll love them. They make everything you eat taste like shit. Cigarette?" "So, Gabriele's maid tried to kill herself by climbing into the dishwasher." "Fabulous!"
"I can't believe you just shot at him!!" "He had a gun." "He had a phone!"
"Are you sure these things won't attack us in the middle of the night?" "They're cows!!"
"I have developed 16 commercial properties in the last 5 years, including Euro Alcatraz." "Ooh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. Did you say 'Euro Alcatraz'? Vacation in..the Big House. Say, did you hear that?" "What?" "The sound of an entire continent laughing at you?"
"What have you done in the last 5 years? You've done Bloomingdales. You've done lunch. You've done chemical peels. You've done collagen. You've done liposuction, *'schluh schluh schluh schluh schluh'*"
"Those cows'll jump on you!" "They will?!"
"I can't even cook or sew. I'm Domestically-Challenged."
"All we gotta do is pretend to be people that we're not to fool people we don't know in a situation we've never been in... We're from New York, how hard can it be?"
"50/50? Not on your life!" "Then it'll get ugly." "Good. I can do ugly... I've done you for the last 10 years!"
"I don't like it here. These people are not right. They're like... Children of the Corn."
"You abet felons everyday- you play racketball with them!"
"I was jealous... I had needs! Very expensive needs... Special shoes: I have webbed feet. I never told you, I didn't want to burden you."
"She's just enamored with me. She's never met a chain-smoking choco-holic before."
"I invented you." "Than I guess you have no one else to blame but yourself."
"It's pretty simple, pal. Be submissive... or be adhesive."
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 11, 2007 2:27:58 GMT -5
Sounds like "For Richer or Poorer?" I only saw that movie once, but I believe I do recall those quotes about the cows. For the record, I was not impressed.
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Post by lazario on Oct 12, 2007 6:16:55 GMT -5
I was...but I was a teenager at the time. Now that I'm older, well... certain parts I see ("I like the name Sam- not to be confused with...") and I can't believe the critics were torn on the movie when it came out. I enjoy re-watching the movie though. It has something a lot of movies don't have. Which you have to watch to see it. But yeah, it goes frustratingly back and forth in terms of quality.
Your turn. Should you choose to accept it.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 12, 2007 6:28:27 GMT -5
I think some better casting choices would have helped it a lot. 90 minutes of Tim Allen and Kirstie Alley is just too much for me.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 12, 2007 6:43:37 GMT -5
Alright, new one.
- "Are you a retard?" - "No." - "Did you enjoy watching me? Don't fuck with me, retard. My version of the story will be better."
- "When your husband makes love to you, it's my face he sees!"
- "My husband was my only family. He's the only one who ever understood me. He took care of me. He was murdered." - "He was murdered?!" - "Yes and they never caught the killer. But I believe what goes around, comes around."
- "Cancel my morning." - "But you have a showing!" - "You have a Harvard education, make something up!"
- "Something the matter Claire? Look at you. When push comes to shove..............you can't even breathe!"
- "If something happened to my mommy, would you take care of me?" - "Of course I would! And your daddy too. I'd take care of all of us..........."
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Post by lazario on Oct 12, 2007 7:04:02 GMT -5
Good one... I don't know. I'll try: Art School Confidential?
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 12, 2007 7:07:30 GMT -5
Nope. I'll give ya a clue: Think about the word overbearing.
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Post by lazario on Oct 12, 2007 7:34:29 GMT -5
One of the Stepfather movies?
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 12, 2007 7:38:07 GMT -5
Nope, but you're definitely thinking along the right lines with that guess!
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Post by lazario on Oct 12, 2007 7:39:46 GMT -5
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2?
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 12, 2007 7:45:11 GMT -5
Nope. It's a thriller, but not horror. It's also not anything obscure. It was pretty popular in the mainstream audiences.
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Post by lazario on Oct 12, 2007 8:10:56 GMT -5
Double Jeopardy?
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 12, 2007 8:21:55 GMT -5
Nope. If there's one quote to pay special attention to it's the very last one. Don't think of it being said in a warm, caring tone, but rather in a creepy, obsessed tone. One other clue: Remember "The Guardian"(I believe I remember that you've seen it)? The main character in this movie is just like the "Camilla" character in that movie, except she's just a normal woman, not a druid.
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Post by lazario on Oct 12, 2007 8:28:47 GMT -5
I KNEW!! that that "retard" quote sounded familiar for a reason. But for some reason, with the "face he sees" quote... I couldn't get that frightening scene from Election out of my head!
Hand That Rocks the Cradle. Although, now I don't remember where there was a retarded person.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 12, 2007 8:35:04 GMT -5
Yep, way to go! As for the "retarded" person, that's the "Solomon" character played by Ernie Hudson. He's the family handyman/friend of Emma's who is mentally challenged and later framed by Peyton.
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Post by lazario on Oct 12, 2007 10:59:35 GMT -5
"Let me tell you, there are two kinds of people in this world: herbivores and carnivores." "Here's to red meat, Renee!"
"I think I'm an existentionalist. I do."
"What's up, Buttercup?" "The rent- and I'm not paying."
"I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills."
"Imitate a Cat Puking ... It's the name of a band."
"There's nothing wrong with saying- I don't know." "I'm going out." "Of course, you have such a busy social life... Where are you going?" "I don't know."
"This country has more illiteracy than some of the most underdeveloped nations! Even Americans who can read don't! They watch movies! They watch television! They watch movies on the television!"
"Could you move it, your cigarette is bothering me." "Get a last name and we'll talk."
"Have you seen Karl?" "Ugh! He came already, he's not coming back."
"Hi, everyone... I'm Renee... and I'm a goddamned alcoholic!!" "Hi, Renee!" "Hi...I'm Mary... I'm sorry, I need a drink."
"It amazes me how you can come here everyday and absorb no knowledge of the system. A trained monkey learned the system on BBS in a matter of hours! Re-code it!" "I may have made a mistake but that is no reason to patronize me. It is dismaying that your expectations are based on the performance of a lesser primate, and also revelatory of a managerial style which is sadly lacking." "Re-code it!" "Fuck you!"
"He-he- hello-o!" "He-he- hello-o!!"
"You want Lebanese delight?" "Sure, bring it out."
"Do you realize how broke I am? What do you want me to do? I don't have a job! I'm a loser! Shoot me!"
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 13, 2007 2:35:53 GMT -5
I don't know.
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