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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 9:40:23 GMT -5
Just cut it out.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 9:45:08 GMT -5
Hey that's Dave Coulier's catchphrase! Nice quote Alaska!
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 9:46:07 GMT -5
This is getting tired, Elitist Jerk Fake Dumbass Ann-Coulter Loving Republican-in-NonRepublican'sClothes Hypocrite MST3K-Fanboy
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 9:47:04 GMT -5
So a Fake Dumba** would mean that I'm smart?
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 10:02:02 GMT -5
Alright new game. The clue is: This rom-com had a funny ferret.
1. "I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go."
2. "It's not about what happened in the past, or what you think might happen in the future. It's about the ride, for Christ's sake. There is no point in going through all this crap, if your are not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what... when you least expect something great might come along. Something better then you even planned for."
3. (spoken while playing basketball. badly.) "RAINDANCE!" ; "ICEMAN!" ; "LET IT RAIN!" ; "OLD SCHOOL!"
4. "I've been living my life, okay? I've been in good relationships and I've been in shitty ones... and I've moved alot... and I've been happy, and I've been sad... and I've been lonely... and that is what I've been doing. Which is a lot more then I can say for some freak, who thinks he's gonna get the Ebola virus from a bowl of mixed nuts.
5. "Since we have been together I have felt more uncomfortable, out of place, embarassed, and just physically sick then I have in my entire life. But I could not have gone through that, I could not have thrown up 19 times in 48 days if I was not in love with you."
6. (while in a crowded elevator) "Oh, man, I'm so friggin' horny."
7. "Hey, aren't you that kid from Crocodile Tears?"
8. "Look, look we had a scuba, we drink some white wine, we talk about life and we cannot help it. It is like love at first sight. She make like the fire in my trouser."
9. "Zee heeppopotamoose, he is not born saying, "Cool beans. I am a heeppo." No way, Joesay. So he try to paint zee stripe on him to be like zee zebra, but he fool no one. Then he try to put zee spot on zee skin to be like the leopard, but everyboody know he is a heeppo. So, at certain point, he look himself in zee mirror and he just say, "Hey. I am a heeppopotamoose and zere is nothing I can do about it." As soon as he accepts zis, he live life happy. Happy as a heeppo. You understand zis, Luban?"
10. "He's a sexy guy. He's sexy. He's sexually active in his community........"
11. "Oh and by the way, I threw away all your little throw pillows. Yea. Cuz throw pillows suck. They serve no purpose. They're purely decorative."
Onward and upward kiddies!!
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 10:37:06 GMT -5
Along Came Polly - by the way, remind me to FUCKING KILL Phillip Seymour Hoffman for that Goddamn word - "sharted." Thank Bastard-God that movie didn't come out when I was in Junior High, or I would have had to murder several fellow students for saying it.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 10:54:17 GMT -5
^^^^^ Correct again! But you really don't like "sharted?" I gotta say, I think it's great!
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 10:58:57 GMT -5
I don't like it because it gives the younger pottymouth generation that I grew up around, in some regards, more fuel for their fire.
Now, are you sure you're not a fan of Adam Sandler's movies??
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 11:05:03 GMT -5
Some of them, I will admit, yes. 'Punchdrunk Love' was pretty good as well as 'Anger Management', 'Eight Crazy Nights', and 'Big Daddy.' But as far as the "Billy Madison" type movies, no.
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 11:52:43 GMT -5
Big Daddy stunk. It's likable on first viewing and has a little heart, but it's totally overrated. Anger Management pisses me off like I can't even begin to explain.
I pretty much boil it down to: The Wedding Singer and The Waterboy. Haven't seen Punch Drunk Love or 50 First Dates yet.
Tell you what was insanely-surprisingly good, though: Deuce Bigalow - Male Gigolo. Completely out of nowhere, no one was expecting it.
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Post by piggsy on Sept 8, 2007 13:43:18 GMT -5
I agree with Deuce Bigalow.
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 14:02:43 GMT -5
Thank you. ;D
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 8, 2007 14:19:58 GMT -5
Deuce Bigalow was good in a dumb funny way..but im a fan of all sandler movies..
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 20:42:43 GMT -5
Here's a new one for you guys to work on. It was co-written by ex-SNL-er Tina Fey:
1. "That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."
2. "Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears."
3. "I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack."
4. "You smell like a baby prostitute."
5. "Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. Is not your fault you're so gap-toothed."
6. "You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks, Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks...."
7. "Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles."
8. "I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man."
9. "There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!"
10. "Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good."
11. "If you're from Africa, why are you white?"
12. "I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him."
13. "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."
14. "Wow, Damien, you've truly out-gayed yourself."
15. "Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!"
16. "That was so fetch!"
17. "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
18. "My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee."
19. "At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get Chlamydia... and die."
20. "Is butter a carb?"
21. "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."
22. "Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"
23. "Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs."
24. "I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending."
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Post by maycanady on Sept 8, 2007 21:08:30 GMT -5
Mean Girls...which is one of my guilty pleasure movies!! BTW, you forgot the best quote: "Well, first you have your cousins, and then you have your FIRST cousins..." ;D
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Post by maycanady on Sept 8, 2007 21:20:28 GMT -5
Ok, see if you can guess this one (hint- It's based on a best-selling board game):
1. "That sounded like a confession to me. In fact, the double negative has led to proof positive. I'm afraid you gave yourself away."
2. "Let me outta here! Let me outta here! You have no right to shut me in! I'll book you for false arrest, and wrongful imprisonment, and obstructing an officer in the course of his duty, and murder!
3. "Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage."
4. "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable."
5. "Yes, I did it, I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... That... it... it... flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heaving... breathle - , heaving breaths. Heaving breath... "
6. "This is war, Peac.ock! Casualities are inevitable. You cannot make an omelet without breaking eggs. Every cook will tell you that!"
7. "A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit."
8. "Even if you were right, that would be 1+1+2+1, not 1+2+1+1."
9. "Alright, fine. 1+2+1...SHUT UP! Point is, there is one bullet left in this gun, and guess who's gonna get it?"
10. "Communism was just a red herring."
*Edited because the language filter changed Peac.ock to Peathingy* ;D
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 21:30:41 GMT -5
Mean Girls...which is one of my guilty pleasure movies!! BTW, you forgot the best quote: "Well, first you have your cousins, and then you have your FIRST cousins..." ;D ^^^ Mine too! Lmao at the quote from the scene where she's talking about kissing her cousin and how he looks "hot." I can't believe I forgot that one!
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 21:33:03 GMT -5
Okay, I haven't seen this movie but based on the hint I'm going to guess the movie version of Clue?
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Post by maycanady on Sept 8, 2007 21:34:40 GMT -5
Indeed. You win a basketful of cute puppies. ;D
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 21:35:46 GMT -5
Ha! What kind?
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