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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 7, 2007 5:31:04 GMT -5
^^^ Fawlty Towers?
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Post by lazario on Oct 7, 2007 7:06:07 GMT -5
Yep.
Your turn... if you want to take it.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 8, 2007 2:05:46 GMT -5
Okay.
- "You know what you are? You're a self-loathing Jew." - "Hey, I might loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with being a Jew."
- "Fuck Hugh! Fuck Huuuuuugh!"
- [to various passerby] "You know anything about changing a tire? Wanna help me change a tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I'm just coming flat out and saying 'help me'. Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now. [People are ignoring him] - "I'll give you 10 dollars for a verbal response. 10 dollars. Anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? No?"
- "I am not obsessed with asses." - "Okay Assy. What's that shit all over your shirt? You been scroungin' around lookin' for asses?"
- "Nice house." - "Yeah, come on, I'll give you a tour." - "Uh, naw, no thanks." - "No, come on!" - "That's okay, I - I get it." - "You get it?" - "Yeah, it's a house. It's new. It's nice. I get it." - "You get it? You know what? Get the fuck out of my house!"
- "He insulted me. He insinuated that I was lying about my stepfather!" - "You don't have a stepfather." - "I know, but I didn't like the implication!"
- "Have you ever played telephone before? You don't even know how to play telephone, do you? - "I do know how to play telephone." - "Oh, do you?" - "Yeah, but when it's with children I usually try to play the 'G' version. It's something like, Little Susy lives down the lane." - "But the kid didn't say Little Susy lives down the lane. He said, I like tits!"
- "Why would any man want to pee sitting down?" - "I have my reasons." - "Do you also crap standing up?"
- "Yes, I was, uh... I was thinking about ordering the tape, the videotape... about the college girls and the... the wild... the wildness. They're going wild or something? Somebody told me... about going wild."
- "All of the women, they don't want to work with you." - "What? Come on, that's ridiculous!" - "They think you're a misogynist." - "Why? 'Cuz I called that guy a cunt?" So what!" - "Yeah, 'cuz you called the guy a cunt. You know you screwed him up real bad don't you? He's gay now." - "What? He's not gay, he's married!" - "Nope, left his wife, his job, he's questioning everything now." - "Should I feel terrible?" - "Are you kidding? You've heard him talk before, he's always been gay! If anything, you did him a huge favor. And his wife too." - "Do you think I should send a card or something? A sorry I contributed to your husband turning gay card? - "They should really make that one. Probably happens a lot." - "You know, what's the big deal? I call men pricks all the time." - "Well, cunt is worse." - "Cunt is not worse. Pricks and cunts, they're equal. Pricks, cunts, come on! It balances out." - "No, cunt is worse. Cunt is much heavier." - "Why? Why is cunt heavier?!" - "I never questioned, it just is." - "Well, you know what? That's sexist to me! Come on!
- (repeated in most episodes) "Pretty good my friend. Prettaay, Prettaaaay, Prettaaaay, Prettaaaay...........Pretty good."
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Post by lazario on Oct 8, 2007 6:17:53 GMT -5
Curb Your Enthusiasm? (I don't know what channel that show is on, so I don't know how 'naughty' it can or can't be)
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 9, 2007 2:03:40 GMT -5
Yes, you are correct, sir! So, if you don't know what channel it's on, I'm assuming you haven't seen it. How did you know what to guess?
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Post by lazario on Oct 9, 2007 9:56:37 GMT -5
I had absolutely no idea. Just that I knew it was popular (perhaps hence why you only used maybe 5 or 6 quotes max), I think I heard you talk about it before, and I am very good at knowing what to expect from something before I've seen it. I get an impression and it's usually bang-on when I see it. I got the impression it's a show where people are at times incredibly vicious to each other, or that they will literally say anything they think of, and that it's like a huge, very dysfunctional family.
And no- I've never seen it before.
And no- if I was wrong about either of those 3 observations, you shouldn't correct me. The show's probably too expensive on DVD for me to buy anyway. (Which is how I see most things I haven't seen)
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Post by maycanady on Oct 18, 2007 22:57:24 GMT -5
Gonna try my hand at this:
"My mother always said the older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana."
"Can I ask a dumb question?" "Better than anyone I know!"
"I swear with God as my witness, I will never pick up another man!... in a library... on a Saturday... unless he's cute... and drives a nice car... Amen"
"I hate Jell-O. If God wanted peaches suspended in midair, He would have filled them with helium."
"You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die."
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 19, 2007 2:24:31 GMT -5
I have absolutely no idea. The lines sound pretty funny though.
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Post by lazario on Oct 19, 2007 3:05:02 GMT -5
Golden Girls! I'd know that "herring" line anywhere!
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Post by maycanady on Oct 19, 2007 9:20:21 GMT -5
Correct! ;D
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