Post by lazario on Sept 18, 2007 13:52:32 GMT -5
These quotes can be from 1 individual episode (like a Special or something) or from 1 television show.
Mine:
"Racehorse and donkey: once you've figured it out, the whole world makes sense."
"Where are you going?"
"New York."
"Oh? I didn't think they let people with drug convictions in."
"Darling, it's not a conviction..."
"Just a firm belief."
"Yes, be careful. At her age, the flesh slides off the bone like a well-cooked chicken."
"How come when she put the phone to her ear all I could hear was the ocean?"
"The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic."
"You want the full sulfuric acid skin-stripper: it's the total beauty experience."
"On my honor..."
"(NAME)'s honor? Send out a search party."
"I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs!"
"Believe me, she's much happier unconscious."
"Let's get celebritied-up."
"What's happened to your face?! You look like a zombie!"
"She still has emotions, you know. She just doesn't have to pay for them in wrinkles."
"I'm happy about that. Can you tell?"
"No."
"Money well spent."
"Do you know what that stuff is?! They make it upport and down, it was developed for use in Iraq!!"
"If it's good enough for Saddam, it's good enough for us!"
"Yeah, why shouldn't we share our beauty secrets?"
"You know, when I heard (NAME) was pregnant with you, I told her to abort! Abort! Abort! Abort! I said, 'chuck it down the pan! Bring me..."
"A knitting needle?"
"A knitting needle!"
"My life is like a constant winter!"
"Yeah, well she never thawed out."
"I'll bet she has her periods in cubes."
"Alex... this is the mood board for the next edition: Sex-bitch!! Aristo! Sex!! Punk!! Whore!! Bitch!!"
"Prossie!"
"Prossie!! Lesie!! Punk!! Tart!!
"Slut!!!"
"Slut!! Oh, but..Alex... with lovely shoes."
"Oh, yes."
"Have you eaten?"
"No, not since 1973."
"In the whole world... there will never be anyone as fat as you!!"
"I don't want more choice- I just want nicer things!"
"Later today, we will take an in-depth look at acute schizophrenia from 9:20 to 9:23. And then... what else but euthanasia?!"
"Inside of me- there is a thin person screaming to get out."
"Just the one, dear?"
"It's like an endless stream of old music, new music! Old music, new music! Fashion! Fashion! Music, music, music, music! It's like I've got a mirrorball spinning around inside my head. Why won't it just stop?!"
"For most people your age, it does."
"With any luck, we'd get Roman Polanski interested in you."
"She was never young enough for him."
"Why not just have a Stupidity Tax? Just tax the stupid people!"
"LET THEM DIE!!!"
"One child punishes you by leaving, the other one punishes us all by staying!"
"This is so Sex and the City."
"I hate that show."
"I'm Sarah Jessica Parker!" (laughing) "What?"
"You're still too fat!"
"In Buddhist, obviously, when I do it properly."
"What is it- some sort of Cosmic Cash Machine?"
"I know the kind of play you will've written...Probably make Mommie Dearest look like Winnie-the-Bloody-Pooh!"
"(Name)..."
"Yes, (Name)?"
"You have no morals, darling."
"That is so degrading to women!"
"What do you mean? She's got the whip."
"I make the crap into credible. I make the dull into..."
"Dul...licious!"
"Menopause can be a very exhilarating and positive experience for a woman."
"Ooh, yes. And the curse is a blessing and childbirth is painless."
"I am now paying for old people to eat cake?!"
"Everybody's a nobody in a bikini."
"I don't speak to her anymore... Not after she gave me that chemical peel."
"Well... it wasn't so much chemical..."
"No."
"And... not so much peel..."
"Mm mm."
"She set fire to your pigtails."
"It's a good job, I'm thick skinned... Except for this shoulder..."
"Black matter is dragging us all towards eternal dalmatian... And before long we will all be cloned and turned into sheep. So, to avoid this fate, I am being picked up by a spaceship that is hidden in the tail of an approaching comet. That'll be them buzzing now."
Mine:
"Racehorse and donkey: once you've figured it out, the whole world makes sense."
"Where are you going?"
"New York."
"Oh? I didn't think they let people with drug convictions in."
"Darling, it's not a conviction..."
"Just a firm belief."
"Yes, be careful. At her age, the flesh slides off the bone like a well-cooked chicken."
"How come when she put the phone to her ear all I could hear was the ocean?"
"The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic."
"You want the full sulfuric acid skin-stripper: it's the total beauty experience."
"On my honor..."
"(NAME)'s honor? Send out a search party."
"I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs!"
"Believe me, she's much happier unconscious."
"Let's get celebritied-up."
"What's happened to your face?! You look like a zombie!"
"She still has emotions, you know. She just doesn't have to pay for them in wrinkles."
"I'm happy about that. Can you tell?"
"No."
"Money well spent."
"Do you know what that stuff is?! They make it upport and down, it was developed for use in Iraq!!"
"If it's good enough for Saddam, it's good enough for us!"
"Yeah, why shouldn't we share our beauty secrets?"
"You know, when I heard (NAME) was pregnant with you, I told her to abort! Abort! Abort! Abort! I said, 'chuck it down the pan! Bring me..."
"A knitting needle?"
"A knitting needle!"
"My life is like a constant winter!"
"Yeah, well she never thawed out."
"I'll bet she has her periods in cubes."
"Alex... this is the mood board for the next edition: Sex-bitch!! Aristo! Sex!! Punk!! Whore!! Bitch!!"
"Prossie!"
"Prossie!! Lesie!! Punk!! Tart!!
"Slut!!!"
"Slut!! Oh, but..Alex... with lovely shoes."
"Oh, yes."
"Have you eaten?"
"No, not since 1973."
"In the whole world... there will never be anyone as fat as you!!"
"I don't want more choice- I just want nicer things!"
"Later today, we will take an in-depth look at acute schizophrenia from 9:20 to 9:23. And then... what else but euthanasia?!"
"Inside of me- there is a thin person screaming to get out."
"Just the one, dear?"
"It's like an endless stream of old music, new music! Old music, new music! Fashion! Fashion! Music, music, music, music! It's like I've got a mirrorball spinning around inside my head. Why won't it just stop?!"
"For most people your age, it does."
"With any luck, we'd get Roman Polanski interested in you."
"She was never young enough for him."
"Why not just have a Stupidity Tax? Just tax the stupid people!"
"LET THEM DIE!!!"
"One child punishes you by leaving, the other one punishes us all by staying!"
"This is so Sex and the City."
"I hate that show."
"I'm Sarah Jessica Parker!" (laughing) "What?"
"You're still too fat!"
"In Buddhist, obviously, when I do it properly."
"What is it- some sort of Cosmic Cash Machine?"
"I know the kind of play you will've written...Probably make Mommie Dearest look like Winnie-the-Bloody-Pooh!"
"(Name)..."
"Yes, (Name)?"
"You have no morals, darling."
"That is so degrading to women!"
"What do you mean? She's got the whip."
"I make the crap into credible. I make the dull into..."
"Dul...licious!"
"Menopause can be a very exhilarating and positive experience for a woman."
"Ooh, yes. And the curse is a blessing and childbirth is painless."
"I am now paying for old people to eat cake?!"
"Everybody's a nobody in a bikini."
"I don't speak to her anymore... Not after she gave me that chemical peel."
"Well... it wasn't so much chemical..."
"No."
"And... not so much peel..."
"Mm mm."
"She set fire to your pigtails."
"It's a good job, I'm thick skinned... Except for this shoulder..."
"Black matter is dragging us all towards eternal dalmatian... And before long we will all be cloned and turned into sheep. So, to avoid this fate, I am being picked up by a spaceship that is hidden in the tail of an approaching comet. That'll be them buzzing now."