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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 20, 2007 18:37:21 GMT -5
^^
why not
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Post by lazario on Oct 22, 2007 2:40:48 GMT -5
Because Jews are awesome
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 22, 2007 5:50:29 GMT -5
Speaking of Mel Gibson and Jews, I'm reminded of an absolutely hilarious clip of Denis Leary bashing Mr. Gibson during a live broadcast of a Red Sox game. Check it out, it's great! www.veoh.com/videos/e107067WHhNhRh4?searchId=6418855331275542712&rank=2Oh yeah, btw, it doesn't really get going until around the 55 second mark, so be patient, 'cuz it's worth it!.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 22, 2007 11:33:45 GMT -5
haha good stuff
dennis leary is one of my fav comedians
his standup sutff is just great
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 23, 2007 6:13:33 GMT -5
^^^ Not only is it funny, but talk about some crazy coincidences! What are the chances that Denis would be mocking Mel Gibson like that and then have both those great plays by Youkilis happen immediately afterward? I'd say the stars must've aligned against Mr. Gibson on that night! Lol!
And yeah, I love Denis Leary's work as well. Not just a funny on stage, but also on film. Especially his character in "Suicide Kings."
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 23, 2007 13:00:54 GMT -5
^^ i actually never saw that movie...i should prob check it out..because i find just about everything he does is funny
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 24, 2007 3:37:25 GMT -5
^^ It's pretty good. Also has Christopher Walkin and some other decent actors. I think you'd enjoy it.
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Post by malbowski13 on Oct 30, 2007 21:09:10 GMT -5
also has "David" from Roseanne in there too.and the little boy from E.T.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 31, 2007 0:20:15 GMT -5
^^ Yep, it sure does!
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Post by tsmooth31 on Nov 29, 2007 7:15:20 GMT -5
ok dave i thought i would revive this topic 1- would you rather be stuck floating in the ocean for 24 hours(kinda like in open water)--OR-- would you rather be stuck in a well full of giant leeches for 24 hours 2- would you rather be buried alive for 24 hours--OR-- would you rather be tied up in a giant freezer in just your bathing suit and sprayed with cold water every half hour 3- would you rather have your hand chainsawed off--OR-- would you rather have your foot chainsawed off 4- would you rather be devoured by the blob--OR-- would you rather be chomped to death by a graboid from tremors 5- would you rather be forced to listen to a wannabe critic names lazario spew a bunch of bullshit and always claim you are wrong and his opinions are fact--OR-- would you rather punch yourself in the face 10 times in a row ill do more sometime soon..but im tired now..i just wanted to get this topic bumped back up
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Post by Evil Dave on Nov 29, 2007 15:16:41 GMT -5
^^^Yeah, we haven't done one of these for a while. Good to see it make a comeback! ;D Here's my choices: 1. As horrible as it sounds like it'd be, I'd take the well with the leeches. It might suck, but you could survive. 2. I'll take the freezer. Would deff suck, but you'd at least have a slim chance of making it out alive. 3. My foot. There's better options for replacing that than your hand. 4. Probably the Graboid. I think the Blob kills you slower and with more pain because you're pretty much digested alive. 5. Deff punch myself in the face 10 times. Hell, I'd rather punch myself in the face 100 times than listen to that garbage.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Nov 29, 2007 18:12:42 GMT -5
^^ i basically agree with you on them all 1- leeches...its a disgusting thought but at least id know what was around me..if i was in the ocean id be scared shitless 2- freezer...it would suck some big hairy ones but i dont like small ight places...especially if i know there is no way out 3- foot...like you said there are better ways to replace your foot..i use my hands more then my feet 4- i would have to go blob here..sure it would prob suck more..but hell atleast i can become part of the blob ;D 5- FACE PUNCHill try and have some more within the next couple days
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Post by malbowski13 on Nov 29, 2007 21:22:58 GMT -5
I was a big fan of Denis Leary a while ago. PC is not part of my vocab but I didn't find that too funny.I guess because it was live TV...
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Post by maycanady on Nov 29, 2007 23:21:00 GMT -5
1- If it was just for 24 hours I think I would take the ocean
2- I'd rather be buried alive, assuming of course that I was allowed drugs to knock me out first
3- Hand.
4- The blob
5- Well, if I punched myself in the face 10 times in a row, that would make me all bruised and bloody and stuff. So, in the interest of keeping my face pretty, I'll listen to whatever lazario has to say.
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Post by Evil Dave on Nov 30, 2007 2:23:23 GMT -5
I'd choose a battered face over bleeding ears anyday.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Nov 30, 2007 2:54:58 GMT -5
your face can heal...but your brain will be scarred for life with stupidity
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Post by Evil Dave on Nov 30, 2007 2:59:59 GMT -5
Lol, plus punching yourself would be over quick. Laz's rants go on forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever........................Hell, I'd even choose being stuck in the ocean for 24 hours over that. Even that would be over before Laz decides to quit talking.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Nov 30, 2007 3:03:21 GMT -5
^^ i might even have to think about getting my foot chainsawed off
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Post by Evil Dave on Nov 30, 2007 3:06:54 GMT -5
Haha, that would be a good "puzzle" for the next Saw sequel................................You have 1 hour to decide--------------saw through your own ankle and risk bleeding to death, or listen to Laz give a detailed review of the movie Squirm. ;D
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Post by tsmooth31 on Nov 30, 2007 3:13:41 GMT -5
haha that would make for a great spoof...laz pulls out the review and starts reading and then it cuts to some dramatic music like at the end of all the saw movies...and the guy is like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP...i CANNNNTT taKEEEEEEEEEEEE ITTTTTT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH then the music starts to get louder and you see him start to saw as laz is now now yelling to try and read over the screaming
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