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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 10, 2007 3:22:10 GMT -5
^^ haha good to see you like to mess with airport people...im hardly ever at one..but when i am its fun..they take there job so serious..they actually feel like they are important...so that makes it even better
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 10, 2007 3:30:05 GMT -5
^^ Yep, someday I'd love to go in there with a spray tan and a big ol' black beard and start shouting jibberish just to see how bat-crap crazy they actually get!
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 10, 2007 3:36:13 GMT -5
haha yea or put a piece of metal in your sneaker..and act all nervous when they ask you to take your shows off..if they still do that...last time i was at the airport was like 2 years ago and they made us
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 10, 2007 3:36:58 GMT -5
Yep, they still do that. Happened to me about a month ago.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 10, 2007 3:44:13 GMT -5
haha thats pretty dumb...what gumbass is gonna do that again
i forget what comedian said this but he said what happens when we have a guy who sticks a bomb up his ass..are we all gonna have to get our asses checked
haha it was funny the way he said it tho...wish i remember who it was
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 10, 2007 3:50:06 GMT -5
^^^ Lol, I don't know who said that, but I'd like to shake his/her hand for saying so!
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 11, 2007 6:30:52 GMT -5
New list, completely random. Would ya rather...........1. Be on Jeopardy -OR- Wheel of Fortune? 2. Be friends with Mickey Mouse -OR- Bugs Bunny? 3. Go sledding -OR- Go ice skating? 4. Stub your toe -OR- Get a papercut? 5. Have a roommate you like, but is never on time with rent -OR- Have a roommate that always pays on time, but you can't stand? 6. Eat a hot fudge sundae -OR- A banana split? 7. Live in an igloo -OR- Live in a teepee? 8. Play chess -OR- Play checkers? 9. Take a shower -OR- Take a bath? 10. Dance -OR- Walk yourself into oncoming traffic? Onwards and upwards!
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 11, 2007 6:51:49 GMT -5
1- wheel of fortune...its easier 2- bugs..i dont even know why...i just like him better 3- ya cant beat going sleding 4- gimme a papercut 5- Have a roommate you like, but is never on time with rent ...couldnt imagine living with some1 i dont like 6- banana split 7- teepee..indians are better then eskimos 8- checkers..although i do know how to play chess..just not any good 9- shower 10- walk into traffic of course
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 12, 2007 5:08:59 GMT -5
1. Jeopardy. Just so I could draw something vulgar on those stupid lil' boards they use to wager at the end. 2. Deff Bugs for me. He's got a bit of a bastard streak. So do I. 3. Sledding all the way! 4. I'd rather stub my toe. Hell, I'd rather break my toe. The feeling of a papercut just irks me out. 5. Any roommate of mine better damn well be on time with rent. Afterall, if I could pay it by myself, they wouldn't be there in the first place! 6. Gimme the hot fudge sundae. I don't care for bananas much. 7. I'll go with the teepee. I like snow, but I don't wanna live in it. 8. Chess for me. Mostly 'cuz I love yelling "CHECKMATE!" 9. Definitely a shower for me. Who the hell has enough time for a bath? 10. Oncoming traffic here I come! Dancing just does nothing for me. These are the only types or times I'll put my dancing shoes on: 1.) Slow song with a lady. That's actually pretty nice. 2.) Weddings. I was the best man for two of those spectacles. I danced one song with the bride and one with the maid of honor. I guess it's like a "rule" or something. 3.) I dance the hokey pokey with my 5 year old niece at least once a week. It's currently her favorite thing on earth and I love making her laugh. And for the record, she is much better at it than I am!
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 12, 2007 5:36:58 GMT -5
1. Jeopardy. Just so I could draw something vulgar on those stupid lil' boards they use to wager at the end.
haha now that i would like to see
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 12, 2007 5:46:49 GMT -5
Have you ever watched any of the "Celebrity Jeopardy" skits they used to do on SNL? They're friggin' hilarious! The "Sean Connery" character ends just about everyone of them by drawing something about "Alex Trebek" being gay or humping animals. That's where I got the idea. It'd be fun to do for real, but they'd never air it.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 12, 2007 5:49:26 GMT -5
haha i saw one of those clips on youtube one time
it was great
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 12, 2007 5:51:48 GMT -5
The ones where Norm MacDonald does Burt Reynolds are pretty funny too. If they still did that skit on SNL I might actually consider watching it once in a while.
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Post by lazario on Oct 12, 2007 7:27:17 GMT -5
Would you rather................ 1. Mustard. At least it's not sickly sweet like t.p. 2. $20.00 3. Random search. I've never been searched by an ugly cop/guard before. ;D 4. Eyes. If someone said they liked my shoes, I'd tell them they were blind. 5. Trip. Anything to do with your teeth is infinitely more embarassing. 6. Live without a phone. I hate those fuckin' things. 7. RENTAL STORE. Movie theaters are freakin' nightmares these days. Every one I know who works in one wants to quit after 2 days. 8. Paris. She's dumbererererererererererererer. 9. Coffee. Tea is nothing but hot water. I hate it, it's piss. 10. Have my own... it's too much work to tar and feather people. 11. White. I'm not stupid- unlike some people in the world, I know I'm lucky to be white. 12. Little dog. They're wonderful. 13. Tree- they hardly feel a thing. 14. Pillow fight. I hate wasting food! 15. Tall and skinny. For some reason, people love you when you look like that. Plus, I can handle all the people who would yell "EAT SOMETHING!" at me. I'd just say- "I WILL, THANK YOU!" 16. Family Guy. It's safer, much safer. 17. As long as it's the actual ACT itself killing me, and not killed during sex for instance, by like Jason Voorhees shoving a spear through my torso... Sex. Just because I've seen movies about people dying from poisons. It's a bit more painful looking. 18. Sky diving. I've heard it's a bigger thrill. 19. Juggle! Because then you can always use that talent during any time. It can even perhaps save someone's life... or at least they'll be grateful if you catch something delicate or fragile from falling, and juggling is being very good at catching things. 20. Mullet. 'Cause "Somebody's got to be unafraid to lead the freak parade." Bonus 1. Kick in the ribs. New list, completely random. Would ya rather...........1. Jeopardy. Even though Weird Al's song makes it seem like it'd be the most humiliating show to lose on. 2. Bugs Bunny! If you're not with him, you're against him and... he can be pretty mean sometimes. But Donald Duck is friends with Mickey and look what happens to him! 3. Sledding, even though I enjoy both a lot. More of a part of my childhood. 4. Toe. Papercuts last longer, therefore irritating more. 5. Roommate I like who's never on time with rent. Because if I'm the one covering for him/her, they have to be nicer to me because of it. So if I complain, they can't do anything about it. Or, I'll boot 'em out. 6. Hot fudge sundae. 7. Igloo 8. Chess - because I don't know how. Quick game. 9. Shower - I don't have the patience for a bath. 10. Dance. Because I can.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 18, 2007 6:55:31 GMT -5
In the words of Coolio, "I've got somethin' brand new for ya ass!"
Would you rather..............
1. Go mountain climbing -OR- Go spelunking?
2. Meet a Carebear -OR- Meet a Smurf?
3. Order a pizza -OR- Order Chinese takeout?
4. Rollerblade -OR- Ride bike?
5. Chew gum -OR- Eat a Tic-Tac?
6. Learn to play drums -OR- Learn to play guitar?
7. Have surgery performed on you by Audrey Hepburn -OR- Get a ride home from Nick Nolte after he's stopped off at a bar?
8. Stop global warming -OR- Cure cancer?
9. Be accompanied to a Jewish wedding by Mel Gibson -OR- Be accompanied to an African American wedding by Imus?
10. Date someone who's too clingy -OR- Someone who's to aloof?
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 18, 2007 7:11:19 GMT -5
Ugh! Me make picks now. 1. Mountain climbing. You never know what you're gonna find in a cave. 2. Smurf. Carebears are too lovey-dovey. 3. Chinese takeout, but only because you get fortune cookies. 4. Ride bike. Hills are next to impossible on rollerblades. 5. Tic-tacs. I chew gum like a cow. 6. Guitar. It's more popular with the ladies. ;D 7. I'll take my chances with drunkard Nolte behind the wheel. At least there's a chance I'd survive. Hepburn would cut me up like a fish. 8. I'd stop global warming. Cancer kills some people, but global warming might eventually kill us all. 9. I'd go with Mel Gibson. 10. Gimme the clingy freak. At least I'd know she liked me.
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Post by lazario on Oct 18, 2007 8:09:53 GMT -5
1. I have no idea what "spelunking" is, and I'm not sure I want to either... But, not much of a fan of mountain-climbing
2. Care Bear! I loved them as a kid! Smurfs are just blue and short and sing, and some talk in rhyme
3. Pizza. Never ordered Chinese takeout before, though I've always wanted to
4. Never been rollerblading before, but bike riding isn't much fun
5. Gum- love it
6. Guitar- more famous guitar players in the world than drummers
7. Audrey Hepburn's dead... I'll go with Nick. He was in Nightwatch, so I want every detail about what it was like to work with Ewan McGregor
8. Cancer. Because both political sides are willing to admit that's a problem, so you'd get double the praise. Fix global warming, and the Republicans will make fun of you for taking it seriously. You'll be unwittingly making yourself a target by the "pundits" for the rabid, foaming at the mouth-right. And while it's true, they're so pathetic that you shouldn't fear their feebleness... they have supporters. Both the kind who will tap your phone and show up at your house by the truckful with burning torches and pitchforks
9. Imus, I actually kind of respect him. He said my home state is only occupied by hicks or rednecks. I liked that
10. I'm clingy (when it comes to relationships), so it would be nice to end up with someone who cared enough to stay faithful enough to be clingy. But if they're easier to live with... and control... I'll go with aloof. Only on an If or trial basis
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 18, 2007 8:15:57 GMT -5
^^^ Spelunking is basically the hobby or activity of exploring caves.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 18, 2007 13:46:38 GMT -5
1- i had no idea what spelunking was either...but now that you cleared it up ill take that over mointain climbing 2- a smurf..so i can eat him 3- chinese as long as i can get egg rolls...if its an everyday thing though then pizza 4- ride a bike..i just could never get into roller blading 5- haha nothing wrong with chewing gum like a cow ....i would chose gum though...the thing i never could understand about tic tacs was how the hell a serving size was only 1 6- id have to go drums...just so i could rock the fuck out once ina while 7- deff nolte..id take that over surgery done by an actual doctor...no surgery for me 8- cure cancer...you dont gotta worry about global warming dave..we will both be dead before that ever happened 9- gibson...so we could make fun of all the jews ;D 10- id have to go clingy
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Post by lazario on Oct 20, 2007 13:56:59 GMT -5
9- gibson...so we could make fun of all the jews ;D I wouldn't if I were you...
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