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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 6, 2007 4:37:50 GMT -5
My picks shall be made...................................NOW! 1. Rosemary's Baby. It might be the spawn of Satan, but at least it wouldn't try to eat me! 2. Jason. That fella's pretty slow. 3. The "Hills" clan. They at least kill ya pretty quick. The Firefly's would torture you real bad first. 4. I'd rather be friends with May. I'd rather meet her doll than Carrie's mother anyday. Plus, she makes her own clothes, and I think that's friggin' cool. 5. Pinhead for me. Better conversation. ;D 6. Deff Re-animator. Like T said, there's at least a chance they might be somewhat normal, instead of desiring to hide under your bed and slice your achilles tendon with a scalpel. 7. The Colony from The Howling. As long as I get to be one of the cool looking werewolves. Not that Were-poodle that Dee Wallace turns into at the end! 8. Blob me. 9. Freddy. I'll take my chances in the dreamworld. 10. Jigsaw. Like you said T, if you enter the Cube, you're most definitely not making it out. 11. I'd choose the Chuckster. He fits easily into overhead compartments on a bus or plane. 12. I'll choose Mr. Meyers. All Billy would want to do is hang out all day in the attic. 13. Annie Wilkes. At least the bed she confines you to looks fairly comfy. 14. Patrick Bateman. Like me, he always has to leave to "return some video tapes." ;D 15. I'll take a Gremlin 'cuz we could watch Disney movies together. Plus I could get him wet and sell the offspring on Ebay! 16. The Thing. I've always wondered what it'd be like to have my head pop off and run around like a spider................................ More to come!
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Post by lazario on Oct 6, 2007 5:22:00 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]1. Be the proud parent of Rosemary's Baby[/glow] George W. Bush thinks he has "God" on his side, but obviously he made a deal with the man Downstairs. Well, Georgey... there's a new Sheriff in Town! I'll go with Rosemary's Baby, because after all... "we're getting so much in return..." [glow=red,2,300]2. Be chased through the woods by Jason -OR- Leatherface?[/glow] Jason. The kids in those movies died much faster than the ones in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'd rather fall right down dead after having my throat slit or sawed off than be hung on a hook, beat on the head with a mallet, then tossed in a cooler, while still being alive! [glow=red,2,300]3. Be stalked by The Hills Have Eyes clan -OR- The Firefly family?[/glow] Hills Have Eyes. Just because most of their victims were shot and died a little quicker than I think the Firefly family's. Plus... the Hills Have Eye'rs didn't TALK you to death before killing you. God, I think I'd kill MYSELF before I agreed to listen to that nimrod Bill Moseley played for 2 seconds. I'd kill myself even if they let me go, just so I wouldn't have to hear them talk! Idiots. There is a fate far worse than death! [glow=red,2,300]4. Be friends with Carrie -OR- May?[/glow] Carrie. She had no friends. And look what May did to her friends. [glow=red,2,300]5. Visit the afterlife with The Tallman -OR- Pinhead?[/glow] Tallman. Because by the time you did, you'd be dead. You go with Pinhead, and you're basically alive through all the suffering. [glow=red,2,300]6. Bring a dead friend back to life with The Re-animator -OR- Bury them in Pet Semetary?[/glow] Re-Animator! Just give 'em a lobotomy, then they'll never hurt you. After all, Dean Halsey never hurt Meg. She just passed out from shock. [glow=red,2,300]7. Join The Colony from The Howling -OR- A mob of zombies from Dawn of the Dead?[/glow] The Colony! Because then you get to have a "Gift." And you can bite your enemies. If you become a zombie, then... what have you got going for you? Blue skin? Puh-lease... [glow=red,2,300]8. Be eaten from the inside by The Stuff -OR- Be completely engulfed and digested by The Blob?[/glow] The Stuff. Because then, at least you can enjoy yourself. [glow=red,2,300]9. See Candyman in your mirror -OR- See Freddy Krueger in your dreams?[/glow] Candyman. Because then, all you have to do is believe in him and fear him and he won't bother you. Freddy Krueger is a lot more needy. And Candyman only killed one of Helen's friends, but Freddy killed dozens of Alice and Kristen's friends. [glow=red,2,300]11. Be the kiddie partner in crime of Chucky -OR- Satan Man?[/glow] Who's Satan Man? As long as I could still be a male, I pick Chucky. [glow=red,2,300]12. Trick or Treat with Michael Myers -OR- Have a Black Christmas with Billy?[/glow] Christmas is sacred with me. And Billy never scared me. All he needed to do was put on a Slipknot / Mudvayne t-shirt and he'd fit in with any number of kids of today and yesterday's youth. I choose Michael. [glow=red,2,300]13. Spend an evening tied down with Annie Wilkes -OR- Asami Yamazaki?[/glow] Annie Wilkes. Because all you have to do is tell her you love her and she's sold. She's crazy like a monkey. Asami was much more crafty and plodding. She's crazy like a fox. Who strikes you as more intimidating? [glow=red,2,300]14. Get a lil' nuts with Patrick Bateman -OR- Jack Torrance?[/glow] Well, Patrick was much more of a loner. So, good luck getting him to show you his "True Colors" (an 80's song, I couldn't help myself) and inviting you to come along. But if he's taking orders, or doing favors, there's another Yale-r with a cocaine addiction I'd like to see him bump off. However, I choose Patrick because... well... look at him. If nothing else, he'd be fun to watch. [glow=red,2,300]15. Acquire a pet Gremlin -OR- a pet Critter?[/glow] Hmm... Critter. For 2 reasons, A) you can just stomp on their eggs but Gremlins multiply with water, so there's more chance they'll get out of hand. B) In Gremlins, Stripe hid among the Warner Bros. copyrighted stuffed animals and didn't notice the E.T. stuffy. The Critter in Critters bit off E.T.'s head! My Momma always said, life was like a box of severed E.T. heads. [glow=red,2,300]16. Have a close encounter with The Thing -OR- A Xenomorph (from Aliens)?[/glow] Aliens, since you said Xeno-whatever and not a Facehugger / Chestburster. I don't feel like being violated and copied today, thank you very much.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 6, 2007 5:39:25 GMT -5
Alright germs & germ-ettes, new round. Another "theme" round - Would You Rathers: Social Edition.
Would you rather..............
1. Run into an acquaintance and have a "stop and chat" -OR- Just give a polite "hello and nod" and keep on walking?
2. Tell a friend what they wanna hear -OR- Tell them what you really think?
3. Break a two-week relationship off over the phone -OR- In person?
4. Listen -OR- Wait to talk?
5. Tell a crush how you feel -OR- Wait and hope they make the first move?
6. Tell someone that you're mad at them -OR- Give them the silent treatment and hope they figure it out?
7. Let someone make a mistake -OR- Get involved and offer advice?
8. Deal with problems on your own -OR- Seek out the advice/help from others?
9. Get revenge -OR- Take the high road?
10. Live alone -OR- Have a roommate?
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 6, 2007 5:55:46 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]11. Be the kiddie partner in crime of Chucky -OR- Satan Man?[/glow] Who's Satan Man? As long as I could still be a male, I pick Chucky. Satan Man refers to the killer in Satan's Little Helper. I believe that's the credited name given to the character.
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Post by lazario on Oct 6, 2007 6:23:48 GMT -5
Oh okay. I'll stick with Chucky, though. He's got better one-liners. 1. Chatting is overrated. I'll nod and just keep walking. If they try to stop me, I might have to assault them. 2. Honesty is the best policy. Unless that friend is someone you wanna get to be more than friends with. Then, I'll lie through my teeth. And the back of my head. 3. If they're at work and it would be easier, over the phone. If they're at home, I'll take the chance that they'll pull a shotgun on me and do it in person. Or, do I mean that the other way around...? Oh well, they don't say "breaking up is hard to do" for nothin'. 4. I'm sorry, did you say something? 5. Waiting is for suckers. But then, I enjoy a good suck every now and then. I'd say it depends on how amazing the crush is, personality wise and physically. 6. If it's a person who should really know better, shout at them. If I couldn't care less should they be hit by a bus later in the day, silence is golden. 7. I'm always dying to give people advice. But if I hate the person, I'll make popcorn while I watch them hang themselves. 8. On my own. 9. Revenge is sweet. Unless I like the person, in which case, simple taunting and mockery won't be crossing the line. 10. How nice an ass does the roommate have? Generally speaking, I'd rather live alone. Except when I need help, I'd rather have someone around.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 6, 2007 8:41:21 GMT -5
whats up with all you guys rather being chased by jason...im telling you LF is slow and loud..you cant get caught by him unless you are a moron like all the people in the movies.. but anyway im on to the next round 1- most likely just the head nod...unless i was really close to them.. 2- tell them what they wanna hear..always gotta keep them happy...although sometimes you just gotta be honest 3- phone..if your gonna break it up then there is no need to see that bitch again in person 4- wait to talk...although i do hear everything 5- i gotta tell them how i feel..or better yet just show it 6- silent treatment...i never yell or really get mad...its not really worth my time 7- if its a person i know ill offer advice...otherwise ill have a good time watching you fail ;D 8- deal with it on my own 9- normally revenge isnt worth it..i mean if we are talking about some1 cheating on you or some bullshit like that its not worth it at all..now if someone were to hurt a close friend or a family member well then thats a diff story 10- id rahter live alone...unless of course that roommate was that special someone we need another horror one from you sometime dave...im still thinking of one to do ;D
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Post by Jaelynn on Oct 6, 2007 9:27:59 GMT -5
1. Hello, nod, and keep walking. I hate small talk.
2. Usually, what they want to hear. Unless it's really important, or really bothering me.
3. Probably over the phone.
4. Listen. I'm used to it. One of my best friends never shuts up. If I waited for a chance to talk, it'd never come.
5. Tell them. Or at least hint at it and flirt like crazy.
6. People usually know when I'm mad. I can't shut up about whatever the issue may be. My boyfriend knows all about that.
7. If I like you, I will.
8. I usually seek advice, and then when I'm given the advice, I don't like what it is, so I don't take it. Then I end up in a situation that could have easily been prevented.
9. Get revenge. It's not worth it over the small, stuff. And I don't typically hold grudges enough to get revenge, but if I really get screwed, then definitely.
10. Umm, probably alone. Most people annoy me after being with them more than 24 hours. But maybe I just need some new, less annoying, friends.
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Post by lazario on Oct 6, 2007 13:05:48 GMT -5
whats up with all you guys rather being chased by jason...im telling you LF is slow and loud..you cant get caught by him unless you are a moron like all the people in the movies.. That's true. But... in horror movie circumstances, it seems that you're going to bite the bullet no matter what. So I think you'd want to go with the person who will kill you the quickest.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 6, 2007 17:58:11 GMT -5
^^yea that is true...but i was relating mine to real life...if for some strange reason i was actually getting chased by 1 of the 2 id much rather it be LF...because against jason you just got no chance
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Post by lazario on Oct 6, 2007 20:01:57 GMT -5
Makes sense. I just can never see these sorts of things as the slightest bit realistic. How many killers in real life are like movie killers?
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 6, 2007 20:56:51 GMT -5
^^ well thats where you gotta use your imagination...its not really supposed to be realistic...we all know it will never happen..but i can still use my imagination and pretend as if it was a real life situtation..
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 7, 2007 5:51:54 GMT -5
Answers a la ME!
1. I despise the "stop and chat."
2. I tell people what I think no matter who they are.
3. I break up with people in person. Always. It seems gutless not to.
4. I've always got my listening ears on.
5. If I'm interested in somebody, I'll come out and tell them. What've you got to lose?
6. If I'm pissed, EVERYBODY knows it.
7. I always offer advice. I don't like seeing anybody fail for no good reason.
8. I deal with everything on my own. Usually to a fault.
9. I get revenge. Taking the high road is for push-overs.
10. I like living with somebody. Other people inspire me.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 9, 2007 6:19:30 GMT -5
Alright, a brand-spankin' new set of circumstances to ponder! Not a horror themed one (sorry T, I'll have another one of those for ya' soon!), but just a random collection of brain biscuits off the top of my head. Enjoy! Would you rather................1. Suck down an entire bottle of mustard -OR- Chow down an entire tube of toothpaste? 2. Find out you don't have to go in for work/school -OR- Find out you had a twenty dollar bill in your coat that you didn't know about? 3. Wait in line at the DMV -OR- Get chosen for "random searching" at the airport? 4. Have someone tell you they like your eyes -OR- have someone tell you they like your shoes? 5. Trip over virtually nothing on the sidewalk in front of many people -OR- Have a conversation with someone and realize afterwards you had a big ol' piece of food stuck in your teeth? 6. Live without your phone -OR- Live without your cpu? 7. Work in a movie rental store -OR- Work in a movie theater? 8. See Paris Hilton get beaten with a bag of oranges -OR- See Britney Spears get beaten with a hot sack of nickels? 9. Have a hot cup of coffee -OR- Have a hot cup of tea? 10. Have an "entourage" -OR- Tar & Feather anyone who has, or is in, an "entourage?" 11. Be white and wish you were black (e.g. Eminem) -OR- Be black and wish you were white (e.g. Bryant Gumbel)? 12. Have a little dog that's really energetic -OR- Have a big dog who's really lazy? 13. Come back to life as tree -OR- Come back to life as a tortoise? 14. Have a food fight -OR- Have a pillow fight? 15. Be freakishly tall and skinny -OR- Be freakishly short and fat? (and I mean freakishly! Like 8'-10'' -or- 3'-9'') 16. Appear as a character on South Park -OR- Appear as a character on Family Guy? 17. Death by chocolate -OR- Death by sex? 18. Go hang-gliding -OR- Go sky diving? 19. Learn how to juggle really well -OR- Learn how to perform magic really well? 20. Be born with a permanent mullet -OR- Be born with an actual tail? [glow=red,2,300]**BONUS**[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]3 CHOICES!![/glow] --Strapped to a chair and forced to listen to a continuously looped mix-tape of Celine Dion & Michael Bolton music while having to walk back and forth across a bed of hot coals for a week -OR- --Have a back-alley amateur dentist come over to your house everyday for a week and remove your wisdom teeth up through your ass -OR- --Kick me in the ribs repeatedly for making you read and consider the previous 2 scenarios, lol? ;D
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Post by maycanady on Oct 9, 2007 9:25:46 GMT -5
1. I'd take the mustard. I already eat it out of the bottle with a spoon anyway, so no big deal there
2. Not having to go into work. Sweet.
3. DMV
4. Eyes
5. I'll say I'd rather trip. I do that on a regular basis, actually. Because the sidewalk near my building has a lot of dips/holes, and if you're not looking and paying attention you will go sprawling. ;D
6. Phone? I guess?
7. Movie theater. I could take home the posters when they're done
8. Paris probably pisses me off more, so I'll say her
9. Tea
10. Tar and feathers, please
11. LOL....I dunno. I'm leaning towards black wishing white, though.
12. Big lazy dog. Already have one of those.
13. Tree
14. Food fights are more fun
15. Tall and skinny
16. Family Guy, and while I'm at it I'll tell Seth MacFarlane that I think his voice is hot.
17. Chocolate
18. Sky diving
19. Magic
20. Mullet
As for the bonus, I think I'll just kick you in the ribs. ;D
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 9, 2007 10:17:33 GMT -5
its cool if its not horror...there fun to do either way 1- toothpaste...atleast my breath will smell nice 2- well since i say fuck school and work and dont go in when i dont wanna anyway....gimme the 20$ ;D 3- random searching...i love playing around with those guys..one time they asked me to take my hat off and i acted all scared like i had a bomb..shoulda seen the girl...priceless 4- my kicks 5- trip...unless by accident i spit the food out on there face...because that would just be funny 6- phone..i use the comp more 7- theater...since they dont do much but stand around 8- can they be frozen oranges?? 9- coffee 10- i would never turn down a chance to tar and feather some1 11- well i dont wanna be black...so i guess white wishing i was black..but i just said i dont wanna be black..now im confused 12- big and lazy 13- tortoise..at least i can move...although id rather be a snapper ;D 14- food fight..gotta love the mess..although if feathers really came outta pillows like you see in cartoons and movies i would go pillow.. 15- tall and skinny...both would suck...but maybe i could play center in the NBA 16- south park..me and cartman would get along great 17- sex 18- hang-gliding..i guess..not to fond of either 19- well i can already juggle 3 balls well...if that counts ...but i gotta go magic.. 20- damn these would both kick same major ass..im gonna cheat and go both..imagine walking around with a tail and a mullet..instant sex icon BONUS*** well i could never kick a man in the ribs.... good thing for me your not a man so i go kick in the ribs..JK that was JK about the man part...your still getting kicked in the ribs...i wouldnt do it to hard though
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Post by Jaelynn on Oct 9, 2007 10:48:03 GMT -5
1. Erm, I think I'll have to go with mustard.
2. I'll take the $20. I don't mind going to school much, anymore.
3. Wait in line. Last time I only had to wait like, 10 minutes.
4. Eyes.
5. I'd rather trip. I'm clumsy anyway.
6. Hmm, I think phone.
7. Movie rental store.
8. See Britney Spears get beat. They take her kids, and she still doesn't show up to court dates. She must not care very much. She needs some sense beaten into her.
9. Coffee.
10. Tar and feather.
11. Erm, I guess white wishing I was black.
12. Big lazy dog. I hate little yappy dogs.
13. Tortoise, I think. Being a tree would be boring... Really boring if you're in the middle of nowhere.
14. I've never have a food fight, and I think it would be fun, so def food fight.
15. Um, tall and skinny.
16. South Park
17. Sex
18. Sky Diving. I've always wanted to try that.
19. Magic!
20. I dunno. I suppose a mullet. Ew.
**BONUS**
Unfortunately, I think I'd have to kick you in the ribs. Sorry!
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 10, 2007 2:36:10 GMT -5
1. I'd take the mustard. I already eat it out of the bottle with a spoon anyway, so no big deal there Wow. Lol, well, I guess I know what you'll be winning as a prize for the next movie quote you guess right!
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 10, 2007 2:42:19 GMT -5
20- damn these would both kick same major ass..im gonna cheat and go both..imagine walking around with a tail and a mullet..instant sex icon Lmao! I guess I've never actually checked, but I'm sure that at least 50% of people still sporting an actual mullet probably do also have a tail as well! ;D
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 10, 2007 2:45:34 GMT -5
14. I've never have a food fight, and I think it would be fun, so def food fight. What? You don't know what you're missing!
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 10, 2007 3:16:44 GMT -5
Well, even though you all put me in the hospital with 3 broken ribs, I'll suck it up and post my choices. 1. Toothpaste. Pepsodent to be exact. I love that stuff. 2. I'll take the 20 bucks. I don't mind going to school or work. 3. Random searching at the airport for me. Like T said, it's so fun fucking with those ass-clowns! 4. Eyes. Unless it was Angela Bettis. I'd be afraid that she might pop one of 'em out and take it home to build a "friend!" 5. I'd rather trip over nothing. At least then I'd get to do the infamous "look back with false anger like there's really something there." That's always good times. 6. I'd rather not have a phone. I hate talking to people on them anyways. 7. I worked at a rental store when I was a teen, so I'll choose that. It was great. You basically get paid to watch free movies and smoke pot in the office. Plus it's really fun to make the pervs feel guilty for renting porn. 8. Definitely Paris. If only that death scene of hers in House of Wax had been real.................... 9. Coffee. Tea makes me feel pretentious. 10. Definitely tar & feather time! And maybe borrow Britney's hot sack o' nickels from question #8................... 11. I'd rather be black and try to be white. Those people at least seem intelligent and educated. Every "whigger" I've ever seen is a complete waste of skin. 12. Big dog who's lazy. Little dogs make my ears bleed. 13. Tortoise. I'd find a hare and challenge him to a race. 14. Pillow fight. Great way to settle differences without actaully killing each other. 15. I'd rather be a really tall mutha'. 16. Family Guy. I'd help Stewie take over the world. 17. Lol, if you think about it, you could actually do both at the same time! I'll go with that. 18. I've actually been skydiving before, and while it was GREAT, it's over pretty fast so I'll give hang gliding a try. 19. I'd rather juggle. With magic you have to grow long hair, hire a bimbo, and run around in goofy sequinned dork clothes. Just not for me. 20. I'd rather have a tail than a "Tennessee Tophat" anyday. Tails are genetic, mullets are a choice. A very, very bad choice. **Bonus** - Well, since I'm not nearly flexible enough to kick myself in the ribs, I'll choose newly ratified Amendment D: I kidnap Celine, Bolton, and the dentist. I tie them all to a bench. Then I'd duct tape a frying pan to each of my hands and run back and forth in front of the bench, slapping each one of them sequentially in the face "Three Stooges" style. Woot!
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