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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 15, 2007 0:15:20 GMT -5
I'm not even gonna bother.....................you bore me.
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 17, 2007 23:14:42 GMT -5
Back to topic...............
People who wear those stupid shirts that say "Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way" - This is some more of that stupid fu*kin' military rhetoric. It's supposed to sound all macho and disciplinary, but what exactly is it supposed to mean? You know what I do when I see one of these mental defectives? I OBSTRUCT!
People who listen to "soft rock" - Are you fu*kin' kidding me?! I mean the name of the genre itself is a goddamn oxymoron! Rocks ain't soft, they're hard! I guess you could then say that "hard rock" is a redundancy, but at least it's fu*kin' accurate! Anyone who listens to this non-threatening white suburban minivan sh*t needs to realize that they will never be cool. They'll only be chili. And chili ain't never been cool...........
People who wear front-mount baby carriers - This is just plain fu*kin' stupid, you upscale yuppy skeezit douche-bag. It's a child, not a fashion accesory. Why don't you try touching the little prick once in a while, he'll thank you for it later!
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Post by lazario on Aug 18, 2007 12:59:47 GMT -5
Well... what they mean when they say "soft rock" is band stuff - drums, guitar, and other things people play in bands that isn't what some people call "hard rock." I think soft rock is used to describe songs, not a style of music. Because some songs just don't make loud sounds.
I know you don't mean these to sound like attacks, so don't take this from me the wrong way. I just think it's funny that you sort of blast one sort of person for being militant about something, which is a sort of conformity, and you seem to be calling for a conformity for nothing more than a name-sake. Which is just silly.
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 19, 2007 1:36:40 GMT -5
Another group whose mother's plans should have included abortion: People who believe in the "sanctity" of marriage - Gimme a fu*kin' break would ya? Straight people lie to, cheat on, beat up, and act disfunctional towards their spouses everyday. Oh yeah, and btw, over half of their "sanctuous" promises end in divorce. Real precious...............And if a gay couple moves in next door to you, it's not gonna scar you children. It'll give your son someone to laugh at, and your daughter someone to receive fashion tips from! Since all these religious shmedricks have such a problem with gay sex, why not let these people marry? It's the one sure way to put a stop to all that "icky" homo humping that disgusts them so much. Besides, why should straight people be the only ones who get to feel unfulfilled and miserable? Some call it sanctity, I call it insanity.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 19, 2007 1:48:46 GMT -5
^^ gotta agree with that
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 1, 2007 4:57:33 GMT -5
People who can't resist using lame catch-phrases - You know these shleps............."You da' man!" "Don't go there!" "Oh no you didn't!" "You go girl!"...............These cretons also can be heard referring to people as "dog" and/or giving each other a "pound." I put before our Congress a Bill that will make it perfectly legal in all 50 states to inflict one punch for every word the catch-phrase contains. You also get to throw in a kick to the head if the person inflicting verbal nausea upon you is white. If they're white and 40 years or older it's also your option, no wait, your DUTY to forcibly remove their tongue with a rusty pair of pliers and mail it to their parents with a note explaining why Jack/Jill won't be able to call them on the phone anytime soon.
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Post by lazario on Sept 2, 2007 9:29:14 GMT -5
I'd like to switch "Oh no you didn't!" with anything comparing "sweet" to something a person might find impressive. That one literally has me trying to STRANGLE the person who says it. Every time! But, back in like 2001, I had a Geocities webpage with "Oh no you didn't!" right on the front. Of course, it was a complete joke and I was trying to be funny. That's why I put a photo of Miss Cleo right above it.
But "sweet!" is worthy of murder.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 3, 2007 2:34:49 GMT -5
^^^^ i totally agree
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Post by fmct on Sept 6, 2007 1:29:35 GMT -5
TC = RAGED
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 6, 2007 3:53:34 GMT -5
Je ne sais quoi?
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