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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 14, 2007 17:08:06 GMT -5
Mall security - Ohhhh how i love messing with these guys. Every mall security guy is either some fat slob or some skinny little nerdy kid who got picked on in highschool. They walk around the mall with those stupid looking uniforms and hats looking lie that got a stick up their ass. And then they think there a cop with there flashlight, plastic handcuffs and squirt guns. You gotta love messing with these losers. Preppy guys that think they are the sh*t - You know these guys with the tight ass clothes, stupid haircuts and enough acne that their face looks like a planet. I got news for you. Girls only talk to you because they feel bad for you, not because they think your ugly ass looks good. Athletes/actors who won't sign an autograph - This one pretty much speaks for itself. We pay money to see your movie or watch you play and you can't even sign an autgraph for a kid or a fan?? Nobody is that busy. just a few off the top of my head...ill come up with more later
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Post by lazario on Aug 14, 2007 17:17:26 GMT -5
Athletes/actors who won't sign an autograph - This one pretty much speaks for itself. We pay money to see your movie or watch you play and you can't even sign an autgraph for a kid or a fan?? Nobody is that busy. My Dad always likes to talk about how much of a jerk he thinks Stephen King is because one time he wouldn't sign an autograph because he was too tired. And since then, I've been looking around into stories of... well, basically how busy famous people are. And, well... they're a lot busier than you're thinking they are. I'm expecting Dakota Fanning to have a nervous breakdown any day now. As for the athletes, I fu cking hate 'em. So I'm biased, but if someone asks you for an autograph, you flavor-of-the-month, 40/50/60/70 million bucks just to throw a stupid ball around LOSER, you sign the fu cking piece of paper / photograph, you scum!
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Post by biscuitpower on Aug 14, 2007 19:07:34 GMT -5
Athletes/actors who won't sign an autograph - This one pretty much speaks for itself. We pay money to see your movie or watch you play and you can't even sign an autgraph for a kid or a fan?? Nobody is that busy. just a few off the top of my head...ill come up with more later Mailing a letter asking for one or asking them at a sporting event or premire, etc is one thing. But asking someone for an autograph while they're on a date with their wife is just tacky. I wouldn't feel pity for someone who gets punched doing that.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 14, 2007 19:22:29 GMT -5
My Dad always likes to talk about how much of a jerk he thinks Stephen King is because one time he wouldn't sign an autograph because he was too tired. And since then, I've been looking around into stories of... well, basically how busy famous people are. And, well... they're a lot busier than you're thinking they are. I'm expecting Dakota Fanning to have a nervous breakdown any day now.
no1 is to busy to sign an autograph..espcially not an actor..although i have never really had a prob getting an autograph from my fav football and basketball players...but you sound like you are letting actors off the hook just because you hate sports which you cant do..actors are not as busy as athletes but no1 in the world is to busy to sign a few autographs
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Post by biscuitpower on Aug 14, 2007 19:37:38 GMT -5
Think about how many other people have asked them for an autograph that day, and every other time they step out in public, it would get really tiresome.. and you know most of the people are just trying to get something to sell on eBay anyways. And if they're not, why are they idolizing some celebrity like a 13 year old britney spears wannabe?
Shouldn't they have the right to live a normal life without being approached by strangers for their signature!? Just because you see them on TV doesn't mean you can harass them.
thats just my 2 cents
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Post by lazario on Aug 14, 2007 19:51:02 GMT -5
Make that 4. I agree.
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Post by biscuitpower on Aug 14, 2007 19:52:37 GMT -5
People who are obsessed with celebrities They are so retarded with all their news papers, magazines, and tv shows.. even channels devoted to what Scarlet Jof**kface is wearing tonight. I often have fantasies of stomping on their skulls like grapes, I would wear giant steal toed boots with ice picks on the bottom.
Paprazzi Get a real job with a porno mag or something you low-life pricks. Leave people alone, you're turning all celebrities into psychotic egomaniacs, even more so than in the past.
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Post by biscuitpower on Aug 14, 2007 19:58:15 GMT -5
The people who think we need to see 37 commercials about feminine hygiene a day Can't ladies figure this one out on there own without your commercials consistently making me uncomfortable? You almost somehow seem to make vagina's sound bad.
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 14, 2007 20:01:26 GMT -5
People who pay for inexpensive items w/ a credit card - The next guy ahead of me that buys a pack of gum with a credit card is gettin' stabbed in the eyes. Cheese doodles is not a major purchase a**hole..............Get some fu*kin' cash!
These guys who can't resist recording their own music for their answering machine - Some skeezit spends 10 dollars @ radio shack and suddenly he's Russell Simmons. While he's busy jerking off his dog in the basement, I have to sit and listen to sub-standard music.
People who wear visors - You need to go back to the store that hustled you out of 20 bucks and demand they give you the rest of your hat. Maybe ask a Jewish guy to sell you his yarmulke and sew that sh*t on top instead. Then you've got yourself a full-fledged fu*kin' hat my friend..............
Many, many more to come!
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 14, 2007 20:03:25 GMT -5
haha @ the visors one..very true..i can boldly say i have never worn a visor in my life ;D
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Post by biscuitpower on Aug 14, 2007 20:05:18 GMT -5
I love that show, that's why I know the song. I never liked George as a comedian, to me he'll always be Mr. Conductor.
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 14, 2007 20:14:16 GMT -5
haha @ the visors one..very true..i can boldly say i have never worn a visor in my life ;D Me neither
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Post by lazario on Aug 14, 2007 20:32:32 GMT -5
People who wear visors - You need to go back to the store that hustled you out of 20 bucks and demand they give you the rest of your hat. Maybe ask a Jewish guy to sell you his yarmulke and sew that sh*t on top instead. Then you've got yourself a full-fledged fu*kin' hat my friend...... What about kids? Can they wear visors?
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 14, 2007 20:35:24 GMT -5
Anybody can wear visors if they want to. But I will mock them relentlessy. In a child's case, if their dumba** yuppie parents bought it and put it on them, then I would ridicule the parents, not the poor kid.
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Post by lowkey on Aug 14, 2007 20:40:47 GMT -5
I used to work fast food jobs, and some of them required visors. Nobody I ever worked with, wanted to be caught dead in one outside of work. Always strikes me as funny than some people don't mind looking like blithering idiots by wearing them.
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 14, 2007 20:44:44 GMT -5
The worst kind of "Visor-ite" are the Wiggers who turn them upside down and backwards.
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 14, 2007 21:12:21 GMT -5
Alright a couple more, then I think I'm done for the night..........
Guys that wear shirts with cut-off sleeves - As if your farmer-tan wasn't unappealing enough, now I get the treat of being able to smell your fungus-filled fu*kin' armpits too? Thanks for the free pheromones Bruno, but you can shut it down now.
Undecided voters - This goes doubly for the last presidential election. No matter what side of the aisle you were on, you had to feel pretty galvanized about what you were gonna do come election day. Some babaganoosh, in the most polarized political time in recent history, actually has the cajones to stand there and tell me he's really just not sure? I say up your nose with a rubber hose you misguided fu*ktard.............thanks to you and your muddled mind, we get stuck with "wishy washy" candidates that are too afraid to take a clear stand on any issue because they might "offend" your tender lil' a**. Make a fu*kin' decision will ya?! Otherwise take up residence over in North Korea or any of the other countries where the leaders do the thinking for you.
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Post by biscuitpower on Aug 14, 2007 23:02:07 GMT -5
Alright a couple more, then I think I'm done for the night.......... Guys that wear shirts with cut-off sleeves - As if your farmer-tan wasn't unappealing enough, now I get the treat of being able to smell your fungus-filled fu*kin' armpits too? Thanks for the free pheromones Bruno, but you can shut it down now. Undecided voters - This goes doubly for the last presidential election. No matter what side of the aisle you were on, you had to feel pretty galvanized about what you were gonna do come election day. Some babaganoosh, in the most polarized political time in recent history, actually has the cajones to stand there and tell me he's really just not sure? I say up your nose with a rubber hose you misguided fu*ktard.............thanks to you and your muddled mind, we get stuck with "wishy washy" candidates that are too afraid to take a clear stand on any issue because they might "offend" your tender lil' a**. Make a fu*kin' decision will ya?! Otherwise take up residence over in North Korea or any of the other countries where the leaders do the thinking for you. Your hatred is totally irrational.. Hating people for not voting? Wtf.. Voting is a waste of time.
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 14, 2007 23:55:05 GMT -5
Your hatred is totally irrational.. Hating people for not voting? Wtf.. Voting is a waste of time. Obviously you are completely unfamiliar with any of Carlin's stand-up material; to be completely and unrelentlessly brutal. I said in the original post that this was a tribute thread to him and I'm sticking to that. BTW, just for future reference there's a big difference between not voting and people who are undecided. At least people who aren't voting or don't believe in it are taking a position. Besides, you live in Canada so you really have no reference point from which to be making any conclusions about my country's last election. If you did, you'd know that my point about not being decided on Dubya one way or the other is completely valid. Stick to Billy Madison, it's more your level.
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Post by biscuitpower on Aug 15, 2007 0:04:56 GMT -5
Were you born with an extra chromosome Dave?
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