List - The Rules of How to Survive a Horror Movie

[lazario]

Let's each take turns making a rule, and we'll use each one to make an ongoing list.

For example: If I were to say: "Don't walk and chew gum, that would be #1," then the next person would say, "Always wear your sunscreen," and it would look like this:

1. Don't walk and chew gum
2. Always wear your sunscreen

Cut+Paste the list, then add your new one with a number in front of it.



I'll go first:

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping

[piggsy]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester

[tsmooth31]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Dont act like a tough guy

[malbowski13]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Dont act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)

[lowkey]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Dont act like a tough guy
4. Don't get drunk or high

[piggsy]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Dont act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex

[tsmooth31]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up

[lazario]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)

[tsmooth31]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)
9. Never take a short-cut or a detour

[lowkey]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)
9. Never take a short-cut or a detour
10. Never go into the woods/basement/attic/etc.

[piggsy]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)
9. Never take a short-cut or a detour
10. Never go into the woods/basement/attic/etc.
11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't.

[malbowski13]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)
9. Never take a short-cut or a detour
10. Never go into the woods/basement/attic/etc.
11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't.
12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings.

[lowkey]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)
9. Never take a short-cut or a detour
10. Never go into the woods/basement/attic/etc.
11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't.
12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings.
13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date.

[piggsy]

. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)
9. Never take a short-cut or a detour
10. Never go into the woods/basement/attic/etc.
11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't.
12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings.
13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date.
14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so.

[tsmooth31]

^ ha good one piggsy, that is so true, i always love how when people are camping out instead of the guy just pissing right behind the tent he wanders off into the deep dark woods to do it

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)
9. Never take a short-cut or a detour
10. Never go into the woods/basement/attic/etc.
11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't.
12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings.
13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date.
14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so.
15. Believe in every single curse/legend, they are true 100% of the time.

[piggsy]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)
9. Never take a short-cut or a detour
10. Never go into the woods/basement/attic/etc.
11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't.
12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings.
13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date.
14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so.
15. Believe in every single curse/legend, they are true 100% of the time.
16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death.

[Necroscope]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)
9. Never take a short-cut or a detour
10. Never go into the woods/basement/attic/etc.
11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't.
12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings.
13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date.
14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so.
15. Believe in every single curse/legend, they are true 100% of the time.
16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death.
17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose)

[piggsy]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)
9. Never take a short-cut or a detour
10. Never go into the woods/basement/attic/etc.
11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't.
12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings.
13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date.
14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so.
15. Believe in every single curse/legend, they are true 100% of the time.
16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death.
17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose)
18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance)

[malbowski13]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)
9. Never take a short-cut or a detour
10. Never go into the woods/basement/attic/etc.
11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't.
12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings.
13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date.
14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so.
15. Believe in every single curse/legend, they are true 100% of the time.
16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death.
17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose)
18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance)
19.When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones/family(ie.get the fuck out of Dodge!)

[lazario]

1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping
2. Don't be a jokester
3. Don't act like a tough guy
4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription)
5. Don't get drunk or high
6. Never have sex
7. Don't ever EVER split up
8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child)
9. Never take a short-cut or a detour
10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc.
11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't.
12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings.
13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date.
14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so.
15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time.
16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death.
17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose)
18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance)
19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!)
20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't.