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Post by malbowski13 on May 23, 2008 15:18:28 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.)
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Post by lazario on May 23, 2008 15:52:30 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin.
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Post by piggsy on May 23, 2008 16:04:17 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?).
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Post by tsmooth31 on May 23, 2008 17:57:14 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT
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Post by piggsy on May 23, 2008 18:43:25 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.)
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Post by lazario on May 24, 2008 2:38:11 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time.
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Post by tsmooth31 on May 24, 2008 8:07:26 GMT -5
i think piggsy has had the best ones so far
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right.
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Post by lazario on May 24, 2008 11:22:24 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently.
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Post by piggsy on May 24, 2008 11:33:37 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently. 29. If you accept directions that take you off the main highway from a stranger, you're just begging to get a cleaver in the skull.
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Post by lazario on May 24, 2008 15:56:53 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently. 29. If you accept directions that take you off the main highway from a stranger, you're just begging to get a cleaver in the skull. 30. If you are lucky enough to be blessed with a knife or gun... Don't ever throw it away or put it down. You might need it again!
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Post by piggsy on May 24, 2008 16:55:11 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently. 29. If you accept directions that take you off the main highway from a stranger, you're just begging to get a cleaver in the skull. 30. If you are lucky enough to be blessed with a knife or gun... Don't ever throw it away or put it down. You might need it again! 29. If two or more of your friends go missing in the same exact place, it is never smart for you to go there.
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Post by lazario on May 24, 2008 17:53:27 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently. 29. If you accept directions that take you off the main highway from a stranger, you're just begging to get a cleaver in the skull. 30. If you are lucky enough to be blessed with a knife or gun... Don't ever throw it away or put it down. You might need it again! 31. If two or more of your friends go missing in the same exact place, it is never smart for you to go there. 32. If you call out your friend's name 3 times and they don't answer... They're not going to answer for your 4th call.
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Post by piggsy on May 24, 2008 21:02:31 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently. 29. If you accept directions that take you off the main highway from a stranger, you're just begging to get a cleaver in the skull. 30. If you are lucky enough to be blessed with a knife or gun... Don't ever throw it away or put it down. You might need it again! 31. If two or more of your friends go missing in the same exact place, it is never smart for you to go there. 32. If you call out your friend's name 3 times and they don't answer... They're not going to answer for your 4th call. 33. Hillbillies should never be trusted. They are either cannibals, or are associated with cannibals.
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Post by lazario on May 24, 2008 21:11:01 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently. 29. If you accept directions that take you off the main highway from a stranger, you're just begging to get a cleaver in the skull. 30. If you are lucky enough to be blessed with a knife or gun... Don't ever throw it away or put it down. You might need it again! 31. If two or more of your friends go missing in the same exact place, it is never smart for you to go there. 32. If you call out your friend's name 3 times and they don't answer... They're not going to answer for your 4th call. 33. Hillbillies should never be trusted. They are either cannibals, or are associated with cannibals. 34. If someone you once trusted is now suddenly coming at you with a weapon in their hand or their eyes start glowing... well, get the hell out of the way, but also don't waste time trying to "get through" to them.
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Post by piggsy on May 24, 2008 21:22:55 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently. 29. If you accept directions that take you off the main highway from a stranger, you're just begging to get a cleaver in the skull. 30. If you are lucky enough to be blessed with a knife or gun... Don't ever throw it away or put it down. You might need it again! 31. If two or more of your friends go missing in the same exact place, it is never smart for you to go there. 32. If you call out your friend's name 3 times and they don't answer... They're not going to answer for your 4th call. 33. Hillbillies should never be trusted. They are either cannibals, or are associated with cannibals. 34. If someone you once trusted is now suddenly coming at you with a weapon in their hand or their eyes start glowing... well, get the hell out of the way, but also don't waste time trying to "get through" to them. 35. Don't even go for the car...it won't start.
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Post by lazario on May 24, 2008 21:24:13 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently. 29. If you accept directions that take you off the main highway from a stranger, you're just begging to get a cleaver in the skull. 30. If you are lucky enough to be blessed with a knife or gun... Don't ever throw it away or put it down. You might need it again! 31. If two or more of your friends go missing in the same exact place, it is never smart for you to go there. 32. If you call out your friend's name 3 times and they don't answer... They're not going to answer for your 4th call. 33. Hillbillies should never be trusted. They are either cannibals, or are associated with cannibals. 34. If someone you once trusted is now suddenly coming at you with a weapon in their hand or their eyes start glowing... well, get the hell out of the way, but also don't waste time trying to "get through" to them. 35. Don't even go for the car...it won't start. 36. Never make chili. Don't ever, ever make a pot of chili.
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Post by piggsy on May 24, 2008 21:33:42 GMT -5
This list is getting long!
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently. 29. If you accept directions that take you off the main highway from a stranger, you're just begging to get a cleaver in the skull. 30. If you are lucky enough to be blessed with a knife or gun... Don't ever throw it away or put it down. You might need it again! 31. If two or more of your friends go missing in the same exact place, it is never smart for you to go there. 32. If you call out your friend's name 3 times and they don't answer... They're not going to answer for your 4th call. 33. Hillbillies should never be trusted. They are either cannibals, or are associated with cannibals. 34. If someone you once trusted is now suddenly coming at you with a weapon in their hand or their eyes start glowing... well, get the hell out of the way, but also don't waste time trying to "get through" to them. 35. Don't even go for the car...it won't start. 36. Never make chili. Don't ever, ever make a pot of chili. 37. Whilst driving in a place known for murders/hauntings, bring spare tires, and lots of 'em.
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Post by tsmooth31 on May 24, 2008 21:38:45 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently. 29. If you accept directions that take you off the main highway from a stranger, you're just begging to get a cleaver in the skull. 30. If you are lucky enough to be blessed with a knife or gun... Don't ever throw it away or put it down. You might need it again! 31. If two or more of your friends go missing in the same exact place, it is never smart for you to go there. 32. If you call out your friend's name 3 times and they don't answer... They're not going to answer for your 4th call. 33. Hillbillies should never be trusted. They are either cannibals, or are associated with cannibals. 34. If someone you once trusted is now suddenly coming at you with a weapon in their hand or their eyes start glowing... well, get the hell out of the way, but also don't waste time trying to "get through" to them. 35. Don't even go for the car...it won't start. 36. Never make chili. Don't ever, ever make a pot of chili. 37. Whilst driving in a place known for murders/hauntings, bring spare tires, and lots of 'em. 38. If you happen to see a horde of slow moving zombies dont baracade yourself in a house or building
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Post by lazario on May 24, 2008 21:44:26 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently. 29. If you accept directions that take you off the main highway from a stranger, you're just begging to get a cleaver in the skull. 30. If you are lucky enough to be blessed with a knife or gun... Don't ever throw it away or put it down. You might need it again! 31. If two or more of your friends go missing in the same exact place, it is never smart for you to go there. 32. If you call out your friend's name 3 times and they don't answer... They're not going to answer for your 4th call. 33. Hillbillies should never be trusted. They are either cannibals, or are associated with cannibals. 34. If someone you once trusted is now suddenly coming at you with a weapon in their hand or their eyes start glowing... well, get the hell out of the way, but also don't waste time trying to "get through" to them. 35. Don't even go for the car...it won't start. 36. Never make chili. Don't ever, ever make a pot of chili. 37. Whilst driving in a place known for murders/hauntings, bring spare tires, and lots of 'em. 38. If you happen to see a horde of slow moving zombies dont baracade yourself in a house or building 39. Bring flashlights... At some point, something bad will definitely happen to the power.
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Post by malbowski13 on May 25, 2008 11:42:31 GMT -5
1. Never Go Skinny-Dipping 2. Don't be a jokester 3. Don't act like a tough guy 4. Never wear glasses (sun or prescription) 5. Don't get drunk or high 6. Never have sex 7. Don't ever EVER split up 8. Never accept or take "ancient" or inherited things that are unusual or unique - they might be cursed (an Old Dark Abandoned House, a clock, a pendant / jewelry, or a quiet child) 9. Never take a short-cut or a detour 10. Never go into the woods / basement / attic / etc. 11. Never think the killer is dead, he just isn't. 12. Never go to any reunions or will-readings. 13. Grave yards, funeral homes, abandoned psychiatric hospitals, etc, are not good places to take a date. 14. If you have to pee, don't walk three miles into the dark woods to do so. 15. Believe in every single curse / legend, they are true 100% of the time. 16. Don't mess with the weird kid in school. You will receive a bloody, bloody death. 17. The more of these rules you break, the more gruesome your death scene will be... (not really a survival tip, I suppose) 18. Don't dance like an idiot (for example, stay away from Jimbo's F13 pt. 4 dance) 19. When in a crisis situation, never go check on loved ones / family (ie: get the fuck out of Dodge!) 20. Don't drive your car too fast, assuming you'll always be able to plow through the killer - sometimes, you can't. 21. Never include a person with "mental and/or psychological baggage" in your group.(ie. tons of past-tense red-herrings: whole family was slaughtered,only survivor OR played a prank on someone that went horribly wrong.) 22. Listen to the news on the radio! You're going to want to know when a Loony has escaped from the Bin. 23. Don't assume your friend decided to put on a weird costume to try and scare you, that is in fact a psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?). 24. If you hear a bump in the night, dont assume or even think its the wind, even if it's during a hurricane.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT 25. If your significant other is missing, do not search in the places they would never, ever go (dark abandoned house, forest, ect.) 26. Stay off of busses, airplanes, trains, big vans, and in fact, anywhere with a huge crowd of people. There's a reason these places are big - so they can house a lot of people to be killed at one time. 27. If a crazy looking drunk redneck tells you not to go to a certain place because you will be harmed or killed dont laugh it off as him being some crazy drunk and go there anyway, because he is ALWAYS right. 28. Don't read from books written in languages most of the people you know don't speak fluently. 29. If you accept directions that take you off the main highway from a stranger, you're just begging to get a cleaver in the skull. 30. If you are lucky enough to be blessed with a knife or gun... Don't ever throw it away or put it down. You might need it again! 31. If two or more of your friends go missing in the same exact place, it is never smart for you to go there. 32. If you call out your friend's name 3 times and they don't answer... They're not going to answer for your 4th call. 33. Hillbillies should never be trusted. They are either cannibals, or are associated with cannibals. 34. If someone you once trusted is now suddenly coming at you with a weapon in their hand or their eyes start glowing... well, get the hell out of the way, but also don't waste time trying to "get through" to them. 35. Don't even go for the car...it won't start. 36. Never make chili. Don't ever, ever make a pot of chili. 37. Whilst driving in a place known for murders/hauntings, bring spare tires, and lots of 'em. 38. If you happen to see a horde of slow moving zombies dont baracade yourself in a house or building 39. Bring flashlights... At some point, something bad will definitely happen to the power. 40. Never help out any stranded dudes or damsels in distress.They will skull-fuck you!
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