>>Mullet Warriors (Pool L) OPEN<<

[Evil Dave]

The Mullet - whatever your personal moniker is for 'em: Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, or just plain ol' Hockey Hair, I'm sure you've all seen it. Here's your chance to determine the best (or worst) of the worst. This is Pool L of a 12 Pool contest. Here's this group's contenders:

Bruce Dean & Family

Location: A van down by the river.
Mullet Style: Southern Papa.
Occupation: "I run me a still out the back of my van. I'm hopin' one day to hand this sumbitch over to my two boys, seein' it's a family tradition and all."
Hobbies: "I don't have no time for no personal recreation. My boys, Darryl Joe and Darryl Jack, take up all of my downtime."
Life Dream: "Well, I had me a gen-u-ine Hemi back in high school, so you might say I done already lived my dream. Then that tramp of an ex-wife of mine done ran off with it with this fella she met at the carnival. Nobody makes a cuckold outta Bruce Johnny Dean g'dammit!"

Brian Tuffnut

Location: "My parent's garage until my Joe Walsh cover band gets off the ground."
Mullet Style: Butt Rock Special.
Occupation: "I told ya, I'm in a band, man! Well, we are looking for a drummer right now. And a bassist too. And we don't have no lead singer at the moment. See I plan on takin' care of that stuff just as soon as I learn to play this here guitar."
Education: "I don't need no book learnin' to ROCK!"
Role Model: "I have a healthy respect for David Lee Roth. Now if ya don't mind, I need to get to practicin' my new song." (proceeds to stumble horribly through "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star")

Brenda Longback

Location: An AA meeting near you.
Mullet Style: The Puker's Choice.
Favorite Food: "Government cheese and Schlitz."
Occupation: "I drive school bus. 'Dem lil' bastards make me so damn crazy! I always keep a six-pack under the seat to calm my nerves though. You don't wanna be drivin' around a load of kids when you're mad."
Hobbies: "Huh? What's a hob-by? You mean like drinkin'?"

Britney Shears

Location: "Promises" rehab clinic.
Mullet Style: The Fallen Mouse-kateer, a.k.a. Oops I Did It Again, a.k.a. The Unfit Mother.
Occupation: America's Favorite Trainwreck
Hobbies: "Gettin' married, gettin' divorced, havin' kids, and flashin' my beav in public."
New Album: "Ya'll gonna have to be patient. I'm just way too busy runnin' my life into the ground to worry 'bout makin' more sub-standard music right now."

[tsmooth31]

nice britney pic haha

but i cant go against a family of mullets

[Evil Dave]

^^^ Yeah, a mullet clan is deff hard to pass on but......................
I've decided to go with Britney. That pic is just too revolting for words. ;D

[Evil Dave]

Thanks for breaking the tie, Jane! You anonymous voter, you.

[malbowski13]

Does Tuffnutt technically have a Legal Mullet?Seems iffy to me.But his "freestyle"mullet gets my vote. BTW, is Robert Carlyle the leader of the mullet clan at top?

[maycanady]

Bruce Dean is just begging for votes there. Although, that Britney pic was great. ;D

[Evil Dave]

malbowski13 said:

BTW, is Robert Carlyle the leader of the mullet clan at top?

Mr. Dean does look quite "Ravenous" doesn't he? Lol.

[Evil Dave]

maycanady said:

Bruce Dean is just begging for votes there. Although, that Britney pic was great. ;D

Mr. Dean not only begs for votes, he can also be found begging for spare change in front of the local Loaf & Jug. He promises not to use it to buy booze...............