>>Mullet Warriors (Pool K) OPEN<<

[Evil Dave]

The Mullet - whatever your personal moniker is for 'em: Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, or just plain ol' Hockey Hair, I'm sure you've all seen it. Here's your chance to determine the best (or worst) of the worst. This is Pool I of a 12 Pool contest. Here's this group's contenders:

Evil Dan

Location: Louisiana lockdown.
Mullet Style: The Petty Thief.
Best Feature: "My ridiculously blood-shot eyes."
Favorite Song: "I Fought the Law, and the Law Won."
Hobbies: Picking fights in redneck bars and losing. Badly.

Day Late Doris

Location: Stinkweed, Georgia.
Mullet Style: The Annebriated She-Ape.
Occupation: "Whaaaa? Wwwwhy d-don't ya go over to............the fridge.........and...............bring me another beer..............." (passes out and hits head on table)
Favorite Food: "Lllllllet.......me.........tell ya somethin.' I...............I dri-...........drink a lot of Nyquil..........."
Motto: "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........I think.............................Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

Danger Dean

Location: Moehair, Mississippi.
Mullet Style: Sophisticated Southerner.
Hobbies: "Cat's and smokin'."
Hidden Talent: "I can go six days without takin' a crap."
Favorite Foods: "You know that 'Fancy Feast' stuff? I know it's for cats and all, but that's some good eatin'!"

Captain Jack

Location: Cruising a beach near you.
Mullet Style: The Captain's Catch.
Hobbies: "Cruising the shores for women with low morals and even lower standards."
Favorite Movie: Captain Ron.
Life Aspiration: "To bang a perfect 10. Or at least five 2's at once. That's gotta count for somethin', man!"

[Evil Dave]

I'm voting for Day Late Doris. I mean, holy shit........................

[maycanady]

I also voted for Doris

[tsmooth31]

you guys are right day late doris is just wow

but im gonna switch it up and go danger dean...hes got the whole slicked back look going on with the aviators..and look at the right side of the page..i see more hair..could it e his wife's mullet?

[Evil Dave]

^^^ lol, I didn't notice that before. It's either his wife, or he's being attacked by one of the Critters.

Also, anyone else think Doris would make a kick-ass zombie in a Romero flick? Lol

[tsmooth31]

^^ haha yep..she wouldnt need any makeup and she would still be the scariest most disgusting zombie

[Evil Dave]

You know, some B director should do a movie about zombies with mullets. I'd watch it. ;D

[tsmooth31]

haha yea that could be a hell of a B-movie

or how about all the main characters have mullets..a band of mullet headed zombie hunters..we gotta get on this idea and direct it before some1 steals it

[Evil Dave]

Haha, I already have an idea for the title. Instead of Joe Dirt, we could call it Joe Dirt Nap or Joe, Dead as Dirt. Deff sounds like something we could see come out of the Troma studios! ;D

[Evil Dave]

I finished the final pool of the first round. Check it out: tsmooth31.proboards79.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=general&thread=1194375489

[malbowski13]

Business in front, party in the back.Evil Dan gets my vote.Anyone know if Doris is taken???

[tsmooth31]

^^ haha im pretty sure shes all yours

[Evil Dave]

^^^ Actually, I've heard that she's currently dating Hard Luck Gus from Pool H competition. Apparently she really likes the way he sucks on her bunions.........................