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>>Mullet Warriors (Pool J) OPEN<< Oct 27, 2007 20:39:00 GMT -5

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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 27, 2007 20:39:00 GMT -5

The Mullet - whatever your personal moniker is for 'em: Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, or just plain ol' Hockey Hair, I'm sure you've all seen it. Here's your chance to determine the best (or worst) of the worst. This is Pool I of a 12 Pool contest. Here's this group's contenders:

Goodtime Jeff

Location: Coed Softball Games.
Mullet Style: The Stray Dog.
Occupation: Living the Miller High Life.
Motto: "I live my life by the three F's, man. Fun, Friendly, and Furry."
Life Goals: "Hmm? I'm sorry, I wasn't really paying attention."

Freddie Cruise

Location: "The hood of my whip at various fast food restaurant parking lots."
Mullet Style: The Mad Max.
Role Model: Freddie Mercury.
Hobbies: "Listening to Queen's "I'm in Love with My Car" over, and over, and over, and........."
Motto: "I'm too sexy for my sleeves."

Franky Many Tats

Location: "I live in a shed."
Mullet Style: Mideival Mop.
Favorite Food: Potato Chip Sandwiches.
Best Trait: "What the fuck is a trait?"
Role Model: "My mom. Someday I hope to have as many tattoos as she does."

Father Jimmy

Location: A Midwest community center near you.
Mullet Style: The Christ-Flap.
Motto: "Hallelujah! Praise Jesus! That'll be 20 bucks, please."
Best Trait: "My demon healin' hands! Awaaaaay, you demon! Away! That'll be 20 bucks, please."
Look for in a Woman: "A good soul, a love for Jesus, and..............20 bucks. Haaaaaallelujah!"

"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for no one!"
"Prayer is for lazy people."
"I just flipped-off President George. Now I'm going to Disneyland!"

**"So why don't you put your fat Tom-a-fiddlin' ass back on your big gay bike and go home! This is none of your beeswax!"**

Evil Dave Moderator the EVIL mod ????#???? ?$ ?$ ?$ ??????????+????+???????ҡ ???㰰?? ? Posts: 2,815	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool J) OPEN<< Oct 27, 2007 20:41:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Evil Dave on Oct 27, 2007 20:41:50 GMT -5 Not sure yet. I'll decide later.
	"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for no one!" "Prayer is for lazy people." "I just flipped-off President George. Now I'm going to Disneyland!" "So why don't you put your fat Tom-a-fiddlin' ass back on your big gay bike and go home! This is none of your beeswax!"

tsmooth31 Administrator ????#??? ?$ ?$ ?$ ?%????? ? Posts: 4,241	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool J) OPEN<< Oct 27, 2007 22:08:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 27, 2007 22:08:40 GMT -5 wow franky many tats is just ugly as hell right now tho im leaning towards father jimmy hes rocking that baby hard

Evil Dave Moderator the EVIL mod ????#???? ?$ ?$ ?$ ??????????+????+???????ҡ ???㰰?? ? Posts: 2,815	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool J) OPEN<< Oct 28, 2007 5:33:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Evil Dave on Oct 28, 2007 5:33:44 GMT -5 Yeah, I think I'm going to have to go with Father Jimmy. Not only is he rocking the mullet, he's also got a little pompadour action going there on the top. That combination is just special, lol!
	"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for no one!" "Prayer is for lazy people." "I just flipped-off President George. Now I'm going to Disneyland!" "So why don't you put your fat Tom-a-fiddlin' ass back on your big gay bike and go home! This is none of your beeswax!"

tsmooth31 Administrator ????#??? ?$ ?$ ?$ ?%????? ? Posts: 4,241	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool J) OPEN<< Oct 28, 2007 15:27:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 28, 2007 15:27:00 GMT -5 haha yea thats to nice of a mullet to vote against so it gets my official vote

maycanady SERIAL KILLER ????#???? ?$ ??????+?????? ????? ????????? ? Posts: 600	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool J) OPEN<< Oct 29, 2007 18:17:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by maycanady on Oct 29, 2007 18:17:41 GMT -5 Father Jimmy
	"Hey Bonnie. This is my friend Big Fat Paulie. And...and this is his big fat ass."

Evil Dave Moderator the EVIL mod ????#???? ?$ ?$ ?$ ??????????+????+???????ҡ ???㰰?? ? Posts: 2,815	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool J) OPEN<< Oct 30, 2007 8:25:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Evil Dave on Oct 30, 2007 8:25:27 GMT -5 I wonder what Jesus would have thought about mullets, lol? ;D
	"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for no one!" "Prayer is for lazy people." "I just flipped-off President George. Now I'm going to Disneyland!" "So why don't you put your fat Tom-a-fiddlin' ass back on your big gay bike and go home! This is none of your beeswax!"

Evil Dave Moderator the EVIL mod ????#???? ?$ ?$ ?$ ??????????+????+???????ҡ ???㰰?? ? Posts: 2,815	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool J) OPEN<< Nov 5, 2007 15:17:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Evil Dave on Nov 5, 2007 15:17:17 GMT -5 It's been awhile, but a new pool of country-fried mullet goodness is ready for voting: tsmooth31.proboards79.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=general&thread=1194293598&page=1
	Last Edit: Nov 5, 2007 15:17:38 GMT -5 by Evil Dave "Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for no one!" "Prayer is for lazy people." "I just flipped-off President George. Now I'm going to Disneyland!" "So why don't you put your fat Tom-a-fiddlin' ass back on your big gay bike and go home! This is none of your beeswax!"

malbowski13 Guest	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool J) OPEN<< Nov 7, 2007 19:11:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by malbowski13 on Nov 7, 2007 19:11:19 GMT -5 Dog The Bounty Hunter aka Goodtime Jeff narrowly beats out Father Jimmy for my vote.

Evil Dave Moderator the EVIL mod ????#???? ?$ ?$ ?$ ??????????+????+???????ҡ ???㰰?? ? Posts: 2,815	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool J) OPEN<< Nov 8, 2007 15:48:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Evil Dave on Nov 8, 2007 15:48:35 GMT -5 ^^^ Lol, I thought the same thing when I found that pic. All he needs is some leather, a Hawaiian shirt, and a gi-normous annoying trailer queen for a wife.
	"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for no one!" "Prayer is for lazy people." "I just flipped-off President George. Now I'm going to Disneyland!" "So why don't you put your fat Tom-a-fiddlin' ass back on your big gay bike and go home! This is none of your beeswax!"

>>Mullet Warriors (Pool J) OPEN<<

Post by Evil Dave on Oct 27, 2007 20:39:00 GMT -5

Post by Evil Dave on Oct 27, 2007 20:41:50 GMT -5

Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 27, 2007 22:08:40 GMT -5

Post by Evil Dave on Oct 28, 2007 5:33:44 GMT -5

Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 28, 2007 15:27:00 GMT -5

Post by maycanady on Oct 29, 2007 18:17:41 GMT -5

Post by Evil Dave on Oct 30, 2007 8:25:27 GMT -5

Post by Evil Dave on Nov 5, 2007 15:17:17 GMT -5

Post by malbowski13 on Nov 7, 2007 19:11:19 GMT -5

Post by Evil Dave on Nov 8, 2007 15:48:35 GMT -5