>>Mullet Warriors (Pool I) OPEN<<

[Evil Dave]

The Mullet - whatever your personal moniker is for 'em: Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, or just plain ol' Hockey Hair, I'm sure you've all seen it. Here's your chance to determine the best (or worst) of the worst. This is Pool I of a 12 Pool contest. Here's this group's contenders:

Joe Dirt

Location: A Carnival near you.
Mullet Style: Country Fried Pride.
Motto: "Life's a garden, dig it."
Occupation: "I spend most days chewin' thistle and leanin'."
Best Feature: "My high tolerance to moonshine."

Gorgeous George

Location: I don't know. And I don't want to.
Mullet Style: Androgenous Ape.
Hobbies: "Showing more skin than anybody would ever want to see."
Favorite Possesion: "My shiny banana hammock."
Occupation: "I work at a bar called Steers, Beers, and Queers."

Corey "Big Red" Johnson

Location: A dark, damp basement.
Mullet Style: The Viking.
Occupation: "I'm the fryguy over at McDonald's."
Dream: "I hope to move up to drive through at McDonald's one day."
Best Quality: "I'm not sure I have one of those."

Double - 0 Mullet

Location: A trailer home in a classified area.
Mullet Style: Secret Agent Shag.
Favorite Drink: "Moonshine. Shaken, not stirred."
Occupation: "I can only tell ya' that I'm an international rube of mystery. Anything more, an' I'd have to give ya' a whuppin'."
Real Occupation: "Oh alright fine, ya' got me Mr. I'm really just a valet parking attendant. Gosh........"

[Evil Dave]

Not sure who gets the nod from me yet. Although it's deff not gonna be Gorgeous George there. That's honestly one of the scariest things I've ever seen.

[tsmooth31]

^^^ haha that is very true

this is actually the hardest one for me...usually 2 really stand out for me

in this case tho all 4 of this guys are just hideous...i mean look at jo dirt..no shirt..pick-up truck...straw in his mouth...not to mention that mullet...guys is the prime example of a redneck

Double - 0 Mullet-- that guy is just UGLY

and like you said george is just wow...no words for that haha

im gonna have to vote later on

[Evil Dave]

Well, after deliberating, I've decided to give Joe Dirt my nod for this round. Like tsmooth said, the guy has all the bases covered. Old pickup, chewing straw, the ridiculous beard, shirtless, standing in the woods, and of course, a supreme mullet. The only way that dude could be more redneck, is if he went into a tattoo parlor and had them actually tattoo his entire neck red.

[tsmooth31]

^^ haha that is the truth

the guy is just to much of a redneck to not vote for..

he gives that guy on the tractor a run for his money for definition of a redneck

[Evil Dave]

^^ Lol, maybe he was the one who took that picture of him on the tractor? It also wouldn't surprise me to find out that they're somehow related! ;D

[tsmooth31]

haha true

alot of these pics have me wondering who and whay any1 would take them

[Evil Dave]

I do declare, Pool J is a-open! tsmooth31.proboards79.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1193535540

[maycanady]

Joe Dirt, for sure. Jeez...

[Evil Dave]

It utterly amazes me that a guy like Joe Dirt can still be found walking this earth.

[tsmooth31]

haha i bet hes a legend in his hometown

that pic was prob takin at his photoshoot for a calender or somethin

mr hickville 2007....joe dirt

[Evil Dave]

^^^ Lmao!

[malbowski13]

Joe Dir-tay for sure.Could that be the fabled "Uber Mullet"?!

[Evil Dave]

^^^ It very well might be. You also gotta respect that "Southern Gent" beard he's got going on.