2008 Maxim Hot 100

[shunty]

This years list sucks for the most part. Was anyone else read it? Here are the top ten #10-Ashley Tisdale (wtf) #9-Lindsay Lohan #8-Christina Aguilera #7-Eva Mendes #6-Elisha Cuthbert #5-Sarah Michelle Gellar #4-Eva Longoria #3-Jessica Biel #2-Scarlett Johansson #1-Marisa Miller

[piggsy]

I never, ever read those.

[tsmooth31]

i dont even know who marisa miller is

and wtf at aguilera, cuthbert and longoria being they high

[shunty]

yeah, i don't know who marisa miller is either, but elisha cuthbert is pretty hot.

[tsmooth31]

well she is cute i didnt mean she doesnt look good, but 6 is way to high for me.. i would put alot of women ahead of her


i also just googled marisa miller and dont care for how she looks either, she has the whole "perfect blonde supermodel" look and im not into that at all, its to fake for me

[lazario]

May 18, 2008 15:40:50 GMT -5 piggsy said:

I never, ever read those.

Neither do I. The silicone and rotting brain cells tend to leap off the pages (or the computer screen).

[malbowski13]

No Alba?Nice list.(sarc)

[shunty]

Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell should be the top fuckin two is my biggest complaint. Ashley Tisdale who is above them is not only not hot but she's flat out ugly.

[lazario]

I think Ashley Tisdale is gorgeous! If I was a girl, I'd kill to look like her.

[tsmooth31]

no idea who ashley tisdale is but i just googled her, im not a big fan of blondes but she doesnt look bad at all, some pics she looks very good in other are just ok but overall i would say she looks good, but not #10 good

[shunty]

She looks like a horse mated with its own asshole.

[tsmooth31]

cmon now lets be reasonable, there are people far faaaaaaaaar uglier then her

[shunty]

Barbara Bush and Condie Rice. Okay you win.

[piggsy]

The women Maxim chooses are fake. I'm attracted to real women; women with imperfections. The woman Maxim chooses are airbrushed creatures of vanity with no purpose other than to turn perfectly good looking teenage girls into depressed, anorexic drones.

Sorry about the ranting, but this is something I feel very strongly about.

[tsmooth31]

^^ true most are, as i have stated i hat ethe whole "supermodel" look, but basically any pic you see on the net or in a magazine is airbrushed, no celebrity or model looks nearly as good in real life as they do in pics, but i too like women with imperfections, i need my women a little chubby .. fuck looking skinny

[lazario]

May 20, 2008 18:17:12 GMT -5 shunty said:

She looks like a horse mated with its own asshole.

I think a side-by-side comparison of those 2 images would prove Ashley Tisdale does not look like anything even close to that.

[shunty]

don't take things so literally, but a comparison would prove shockingly similarities.

[lazario]

May 22, 2008 1:31:21 GMT -5 shunty said:

don't take things so literally

Well, talking figuratively all the time gets old very fast.

May 22, 2008 1:31:21 GMT -5 shunty said:

a comparison would prove shockingly similarities.

I know everyone likes to think they have excellent taste when it comes to music, food, and attractive people... But let's be honest: if she really did look anything like that, I would have said something up front. She's a very, very attractive young woman. And clearly- I don't say that about everyone. And on the positive side also, I don't think she's yet done a "sex tape," gone to a club without wearing underwear, been interviewed on Howard Stern's show... she's got class. An even rarer thing for young women in the entertainment industry today.

[shunty]

Oh course she hasn't gone out without underwear! then we'd all see "her" big horse dick!
And i am not talking figuratively, i'm fucking joking.

[lazario]

Well, if you look around, you'll see there are more than enough penis / she-male jokes. As well as incest or beastiality cracks - whatever category your "mated" comment falls under. Sorry I wasn't impressed. I'm not an easy person to make laugh. I've been tired of toilet and frat humor since I was a kid.