>>Mullet Warriors (Pool H) OPEN<<

[Evil Dave]

The Mullet - whatever your personal moniker is for 'em: Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, or just plain ol' Hockey Hair, I'm sure you've all seen it. Here's your chance to determine the best (or worst) of the worst. This is Pool H of a 12 Pool contest. Here's this group's contenders:

Jimmy Dean Sexy

Location: Appearing shirtless at a Motel 6 near you.
Mullet Style: The Bro-Hawk.
Motto: "The South's gonna rise again! You can bet on that brother!"
Style: "No shirt, no shoes......NO PROBLEM!"
Occupation: "I'm too sexy for my job."

Hard Luck Gus

Location: His buddy's couch.
Mullet Style: The Rusty Rat's Nest.
Occupation: "I ain't had steady work since 'Nam."
Hobbies: "Drinkin' away my troubles."
Marital Status: "My wife left me for my brother."

Dicky Rattail, Jr.

Location: His mom's double-wide year round with 3 weeks in the summer at his dad's houseboat.
Mullet Style: Rat Tail in Training.
Favorite TV Show: "Nascar. My dad says those guys are national heroes."
Favorite Game: "My uncle showed me this fun game called "Fireworks & Frogs."
Favorite Food: "I like ketchup sandwiches best."

Bertha Badchunks

Location: "I won some bummer's Chevy Vandura in an arm wrasslin' match. I'm stayin' there until I get picked up by the WWF."
Mullet Style: Salt n' Pepper Femullet-Hawk.
Occupation: "I wrassle gators at county fairs. Last week one of 'dem cranky bastards broke both my wrists."
What you look for in a man: "I like any fella who's willin' to let ME be the MAN in bed!"
Hidden Talent: "I can bench over 400 lbs."

[Evil Dave]

Not sure who's getting my vote in this go-round. Although I'm having a hard time passing up Jimmy Dean Sexy. Pasty skin, acne, and a "glowing" blue watch are hard to ignore! ;D

[maycanady]

Bertha Badchunks. Because it looks like not only did she once take time to dye it, she also curled it.

[tsmooth31]

HAHA i cant pass up jimmy dean sexy

basically for all the reasons dave said...and i mean just look at that pose..the guy actually does think hes sexy

and besides the pasty white skin, face full of acne and the blue glowing watch hes also got those tight pants hiked up pretty high

also gotta love that 70's bamboo stalk wallpaper background...we got a winner here!!

[Evil Dave]

I decided to go with my man Hard Luck Gus. That expression of a 5 day J.D. bender on his face just cracks me up to no end. I see that someone else decided to go with H.L.G. as well, but unfortunately they are choosing to remain anonymous I guess.

[tsmooth31]

^^ true....i cant argue going with him

but i couldnt pass up jimmy dean sexy

[Evil Dave]

^^ Yep, I really could've gone either way on this matchup. Jimmy Dean and Bertha are both truly trash as well. BTW, any idea who else stopped by to vote? Just wondering 'cuz it'd be nice if they went back and voted on the others as well.

[Evil Dave]

Mullet nation is calling you; New pool ready for votes: tsmooth31.proboards79.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=general&thread=1193223510&page=1

[malbowski13]

Multi-colored mullet?Ingenious!Gotta be Bertha.

[Evil Dave]

Another tie. The next vote will determine if Gus's luck changes or not! ;D

[tsmooth31]

cant believe jimmy dean sexy is losing

i mean just look at him!!!

[Evil Dave]

Lol, yeah, he's definitely got the redneck credentials and qualities to be a true champion of the mullet nation.