Post by Evil Dave on Oct 18, 2007 5:57:21 GMT -5
The Mullet - whatever your personal moniker is for 'em: Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, or just plain ol' Hockey Hair, I'm sure you've all seen it. Here's your chance to determine the best (or worst) of the worst. This is Pool G of a 12 Pool contest. Here's this group's contenders:
Location: I really don't want to even guess.
Mullet Style: Super Terrific Happy Fun Wave.
Where ya going? "Nowhere, I'm just walking around the block to dry all the hair product I have to use to get my hair to be this absurd."
Hobbies: "I've trained mice to surf my bangs."
Inspiration: "Well, I saw this rooster once and he seemed to be desired by all the hens in the farmyard. I thought, man, if that look works for him, I bet it'd work for me too!"
Location: "I been all over Texas, man! Ain't no high school built that can hold The Xtremeness of me!"
Mullet Style: Xtreme Side Shavings W/ Xtreme Curl.
Motto: "If it ain't extreme then it ain't Johnny. Cuz' Johnny ain't nothing but Xtreme!"
Best Trait: "My Xtreme upper lip sneer. It lets people know I'm Xtreme and they're not."
Goal in Life: "Yo, I wanna do somethin' so Xtreme that they put my picture next to the word extreme in the dictionary. That would be really Xtreme!"
Location: "Um, well, I was mowin' my crab grass and I guess I just kept-a-goin'. That was about 3 weeks ago."
Mullet Style: Flowin' and Mowin'.
Interests: "I like two things in life, man. Mowin' grass........and Speedos."
Marital Status: "I was married once. But I never felt she fully gave me the support or the lift that my Speedo here does. I made my choice, and I'm satisfied with it."
Thanks, Jimmy, bye..... "Hey, man where you headed? I could give ya a lift if ya need one.....I mean ol' Betsy here is only made for one, but I'm sure we could work something out!"
Location: Basshole, Kentucky.
Mullet Style: The Nightcrawler.
Interests: "I've been fixin' for years to come up wit' a way to ride crotch-rocket and fish at da' same time. There's been quite a few injuries, and just as many lawsuits, but my Momma always told me not to give up on a dream."
Friends: "Not as many as I used to on account of the injuries and pendin' lawsuits. I recently met this fella named Jimmy though. He rides mower and is into Speedos.........Kinda' fruity, but he had some pretty nailer ideas on how to improve bike-fishin'."
Motto: "Fish to Bike, Bike to Fish. I'm workin' on gittin' that printed up all official like on a t-shirt."
Kemo
Location: I really don't want to even guess.
Mullet Style: Super Terrific Happy Fun Wave.
Where ya going? "Nowhere, I'm just walking around the block to dry all the hair product I have to use to get my hair to be this absurd."
Hobbies: "I've trained mice to surf my bangs."
Inspiration: "Well, I saw this rooster once and he seemed to be desired by all the hens in the farmyard. I thought, man, if that look works for him, I bet it'd work for me too!"
Johnny Xtreme
Location: "I been all over Texas, man! Ain't no high school built that can hold The Xtremeness of me!"
Mullet Style: Xtreme Side Shavings W/ Xtreme Curl.
Motto: "If it ain't extreme then it ain't Johnny. Cuz' Johnny ain't nothing but Xtreme!"
Best Trait: "My Xtreme upper lip sneer. It lets people know I'm Xtreme and they're not."
Goal in Life: "Yo, I wanna do somethin' so Xtreme that they put my picture next to the word extreme in the dictionary. That would be really Xtreme!"
Jimmy Package
Location: "Um, well, I was mowin' my crab grass and I guess I just kept-a-goin'. That was about 3 weeks ago."
Mullet Style: Flowin' and Mowin'.
Interests: "I like two things in life, man. Mowin' grass........and Speedos."
Marital Status: "I was married once. But I never felt she fully gave me the support or the lift that my Speedo here does. I made my choice, and I'm satisfied with it."
Thanks, Jimmy, bye..... "Hey, man where you headed? I could give ya a lift if ya need one.....I mean ol' Betsy here is only made for one, but I'm sure we could work something out!"
Jasper Fishbike
Location: Basshole, Kentucky.
Mullet Style: The Nightcrawler.
Interests: "I've been fixin' for years to come up wit' a way to ride crotch-rocket and fish at da' same time. There's been quite a few injuries, and just as many lawsuits, but my Momma always told me not to give up on a dream."
Friends: "Not as many as I used to on account of the injuries and pendin' lawsuits. I recently met this fella named Jimmy though. He rides mower and is into Speedos.........Kinda' fruity, but he had some pretty nailer ideas on how to improve bike-fishin'."
Motto: "Fish to Bike, Bike to Fish. I'm workin' on gittin' that printed up all official like on a t-shirt."
