Post by Evil Dave on Oct 17, 2007 6:47:04 GMT -5
The Mullet - whatever your personal moniker is for 'em: Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, or just plain ol' Hockey Hair, I'm sure you've all seen it. Here's your chance to determine the best (or worst) of the worst. This is Pool F of a 12 Pool contest. Here's this group's contenders:
Location: A houseboat at an undisclosed location.
Mullet Style: Michael Bolton in the Military.
Favorite TV Show: Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Hobbies: "Personal reconnaisance missions. Right now I'm takin' pictures of those pidgeons over there. I just know they're up to no good!"
What's in the bag: "A map of where the bad people live, some pipe bombs, a Taco Bell burrito, a can of Kool-Aid, and a hair brush."
Location: 21 Jumpstreet.
Mullet Style: The Hasselhoff.
Interests: "I'm currently learning how to play the keytar. It's like a guitar, except better, because it has a keyboard."
Occupation: "Well, I'm banned from playing keytar in every club in town. So now I just stand in the alleys behind them and pose against a crate. So far it's going pretty good."
Best Trait: "My girlish scream. I get attacked and mugged back here in the alley quite a bit. So it's important for me to be able to call for help."
Location: "Right now me and Lenny are shacked up in a tent in his Mom's backyard."
Mullet Style: The Dirty Rat.
Occupation: "Me and Lenny don't need to work. We just steal money from our Mom's purses."
Hobbies: "Smoking cigarettes, riding around in Lenny's '86 Honda with the music turned real loud, and sitting and pointing at each other."
Goals in Life: "To smoke cigarettes, ride around in Lenny's '86 Honda with the music turned real loud, and sit and point at each other."
Location: Alabama Juvenile Corrections Center.
Mullet Style: The Missing Link.
School: "Man, I done gave up school after repeating the 7th grade 3 times."
Best Trait: "I'm pretty good at head-butting stuff."
Favorite Book: "I like that book the President reads, 'My Pet Goat'. Them other books is hard and make me wanna head-butt more stuff."
Longback Steve
Location: A houseboat at an undisclosed location.
Mullet Style: Michael Bolton in the Military.
Favorite TV Show: Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Hobbies: "Personal reconnaisance missions. Right now I'm takin' pictures of those pidgeons over there. I just know they're up to no good!"
What's in the bag: "A map of where the bad people live, some pipe bombs, a Taco Bell burrito, a can of Kool-Aid, and a hair brush."
Mitch Mondo
Location: 21 Jumpstreet.
Mullet Style: The Hasselhoff.
Interests: "I'm currently learning how to play the keytar. It's like a guitar, except better, because it has a keyboard."
Occupation: "Well, I'm banned from playing keytar in every club in town. So now I just stand in the alleys behind them and pose against a crate. So far it's going pretty good."
Best Trait: "My girlish scream. I get attacked and mugged back here in the alley quite a bit. So it's important for me to be able to call for help."
Kid Kool featuring Lenny
Location: "Right now me and Lenny are shacked up in a tent in his Mom's backyard."
Mullet Style: The Dirty Rat.
Occupation: "Me and Lenny don't need to work. We just steal money from our Mom's purses."
Hobbies: "Smoking cigarettes, riding around in Lenny's '86 Honda with the music turned real loud, and sitting and pointing at each other."
Goals in Life: "To smoke cigarettes, ride around in Lenny's '86 Honda with the music turned real loud, and sit and point at each other."
Kenny Squarehead
Location: Alabama Juvenile Corrections Center.
Mullet Style: The Missing Link.
School: "Man, I done gave up school after repeating the 7th grade 3 times."
Best Trait: "I'm pretty good at head-butting stuff."
Favorite Book: "I like that book the President reads, 'My Pet Goat'. Them other books is hard and make me wanna head-butt more stuff."
