Post by Evil Dave on Oct 15, 2007 6:21:43 GMT -5
The Mullet - whatever your personal moniker is for 'em: Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, or just plain ol' Hockey Hair, I'm sure you've all seen it. Here's your chance to determine the best (or worst) of the worst. This is Pool E of a 12 Pool contest. Here's this group's contenders:
Location: Confusionville, Kentucky
Mullet Style: Uni-sex Shag
Role Model: Paula Poundstone.
If you had 100 grand: "I'd buy myself a nice pair."
Style: "Variations of the outfit I'm wearing. Why, do you think I need bigger shoulder pads?"
Location: The 80's.
Mullet Style: Big & Feathered.
Item you can't live without: "My blowdryer. If I'm not feathered, I'm not me."
Favorite TV show: "I never miss an rerun of 'Miami Vice'."
Favorite Activity: "I spend most of my day standing on street corners and looking gooooood."
Location: His fourth Police Academy.
Mullet Style: Authoritative Ape.
Hobbies: "Shootin' critters, cleaning and assembling my .38, and pruning my mustache."
Favorite Movie: The 'Maniac Cop' series.
Trivia: "I appeared on an episode of 'Cops' a couple years back. I wasn't the arresting officer though. I was the shirtless guy on the porch gittin' his ass cracked by a nightstick. You could say that was a turnin' point in my life."
Location: Somewhere I hope I never visit.
Mullet Style(s): The Motley Crue.
Parenting: "We thought it was very important to expose our daughter to Glam Rock as early as possible."
Occupations: (Dad) "I'm a roadie for Def Leopard." (Mom) "And I'm a groupie for Def Leopard. It might be a problem for some couples, but we just love working together."
Child Protective Services: Are currently being notified.
Pat
Location: Confusionville, Kentucky
Mullet Style: Uni-sex Shag
Role Model: Paula Poundstone.
If you had 100 grand: "I'd buy myself a nice pair."
Style: "Variations of the outfit I'm wearing. Why, do you think I need bigger shoulder pads?"
Tony "The Real Deal" Davis
Location: The 80's.
Mullet Style: Big & Feathered.
Item you can't live without: "My blowdryer. If I'm not feathered, I'm not me."
Favorite TV show: "I never miss an rerun of 'Miami Vice'."
Favorite Activity: "I spend most of my day standing on street corners and looking gooooood."
Officer Randy Barbrady
Location: His fourth Police Academy.
Mullet Style: Authoritative Ape.
Hobbies: "Shootin' critters, cleaning and assembling my .38, and pruning my mustache."
Favorite Movie: The 'Maniac Cop' series.
Trivia: "I appeared on an episode of 'Cops' a couple years back. I wasn't the arresting officer though. I was the shirtless guy on the porch gittin' his ass cracked by a nightstick. You could say that was a turnin' point in my life."
The Mopps
Location: Somewhere I hope I never visit.
Mullet Style(s): The Motley Crue.
Parenting: "We thought it was very important to expose our daughter to Glam Rock as early as possible."
Occupations: (Dad) "I'm a roadie for Def Leopard." (Mom) "And I'm a groupie for Def Leopard. It might be a problem for some couples, but we just love working together."
Child Protective Services: Are currently being notified.
;D
