Post by Evil Dave on Oct 14, 2007 8:44:09 GMT -5
The Mullet - whatever your personal moniker is for 'em: Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, or just plain ol' Hockey Hair, I'm sure you've all seen it. Here's your chance to determine the best (or worst) of the worst. This is Pool D of a 12 Pool contest. Here's this group's contenders:
Location: Merry Meadows Trailer Park across the street from "Willie's World of Weapons."
Mullet Style: Tremendous Two-Tone.
Interests: "Mondays and Wednesdays I play the dime-stakes bingo over at the Elks. Tuesdays and Thursdays I got the bowling league with Desiree, Darry-Anne, and Darryl. I also like pawnin' stuff."
Perfect Evening: "Well first I'd hit up "Sizzler" for the early bird special. Then I'd head home, crank up some Eddie Money, take a nice Sitz bath, and talk to ma' cats."
Favorite Book: "I look at that Lillian Verner catalog a lot. And of course, The Good Book. I read that lots on account they won't let me into the church no more 'cuz of my dander problem."
Location: Bayside High, Preppy's room, 'The Max.'
Mullet Style: Latino Heat.
Trademark: Grinning like an idiot.
Dating: "Jessie Spano. She says if I look at another girl she'll castrate me with a rusty spoon. I always thought Preppy was pretty cute though. If he wasn't my best friend.............Wait! You're not gonna tell Jessie I said that are you!?"
Favorite TV Show: "Huh? Is that supposed to be funny or something!?"
Location: Wankerville, West Virginia.
Mullet Style: The Hanging Horsetail.
Favorite Trait: "My glass eye. Want me to take it out and show ya?"
Interests: Yardsales, Brooks & Dunn, tractor pulls, and "gittin' rowdy."
Hidden Talent: "I cook a mean 'possum stew."
Location: "I'm comin' to a rasslin' ring near you, brother!"
Mullet Style: Hulk Hogan Special.
Hobbies: Talking loud, kicking ass and taking names, oiling up his body, and delivering pile-drivers to Jabroni's without remorse.
Favorite Apparel: Gold necklaces, tank tops, brightly colored lycra-spandex underwear, and big shiny boots.
Favorite Food: "Let me tell ya' brother! Stonecold Timmy eats lightning and craps thunder, and don't you forget it!"
Look for in a Woman "Raaaawwrrr! Let me tell ya' brother, I'm lookin' for that somebody special. Like the one I buy down in Vegas with the silicone and the trick-hip!"
"Marvelous" Marva Mudd
Location: Merry Meadows Trailer Park across the street from "Willie's World of Weapons."
Mullet Style: Tremendous Two-Tone.
Interests: "Mondays and Wednesdays I play the dime-stakes bingo over at the Elks. Tuesdays and Thursdays I got the bowling league with Desiree, Darry-Anne, and Darryl. I also like pawnin' stuff."
Perfect Evening: "Well first I'd hit up "Sizzler" for the early bird special. Then I'd head home, crank up some Eddie Money, take a nice Sitz bath, and talk to ma' cats."
Favorite Book: "I look at that Lillian Verner catalog a lot. And of course, The Good Book. I read that lots on account they won't let me into the church no more 'cuz of my dander problem."
A.C. Slater
Location: Bayside High, Preppy's room, 'The Max.'
Mullet Style: Latino Heat.
Trademark: Grinning like an idiot.
Dating: "Jessie Spano. She says if I look at another girl she'll castrate me with a rusty spoon. I always thought Preppy was pretty cute though. If he wasn't my best friend.............Wait! You're not gonna tell Jessie I said that are you!?"
Favorite TV Show: "Huh? Is that supposed to be funny or something!?"
Roberta Hagg
Location: Wankerville, West Virginia.
Mullet Style: The Hanging Horsetail.
Favorite Trait: "My glass eye. Want me to take it out and show ya?"
Interests: Yardsales, Brooks & Dunn, tractor pulls, and "gittin' rowdy."
Hidden Talent: "I cook a mean 'possum stew."
Stonecold Timmy
Location: "I'm comin' to a rasslin' ring near you, brother!"
Mullet Style: Hulk Hogan Special.
Hobbies: Talking loud, kicking ass and taking names, oiling up his body, and delivering pile-drivers to Jabroni's without remorse.
Favorite Apparel: Gold necklaces, tank tops, brightly colored lycra-spandex underwear, and big shiny boots.
Favorite Food: "Let me tell ya' brother! Stonecold Timmy eats lightning and craps thunder, and don't you forget it!"
Look for in a Woman "Raaaawwrrr! Let me tell ya' brother, I'm lookin' for that somebody special. Like the one I buy down in Vegas with the silicone and the trick-hip!"
