Post by Evil Dave on Oct 13, 2007 4:43:12 GMT -5
The Mullet - whatever your personal moniker is for 'em: Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, or just plain ol' Hockey Hair, I'm sure you've all seen it. Here's your chance to determine the best (or worst) of the worst. This is Pool C of a 4 Pool contest. Here's this group's contenders:
Location: Hoserville, Quebec
Mullet Style: French Canadian Flare
Favorite Food: "Anything fried in fatback, eh!"
Fashion: Canadian Casual
Dream: "I wanna be da first Canadian in Nascar, eh!"
Location: "Hey, wherever the par-tay takes me, man! I guess last night it was that Holiday Inn across from Ratz Bar."
Mullet Style: The Skynyrd
Outfit: "Shirtless & Shades! Woooooo! Yeahhhh!"
Occupation: "Maxin' and Relaxin', Skirtin' and a Flirtin', and Ssssslammin' and a Jammin'! Oh yeah, and I drink."
Favorite Possesions: "My drinkin' shorts, my drinkin' shoes, and my drinkin' hand! Wooo, yeah! Rock n' Roll mutha-fuc*ers! Oh yeah, and I got a badass '83 Iroc Z Camaro that I've had since high school. Red." (starts to headbang.)
Location: Double-Wideville, KY
Mullet Style: The Puff-Top Straight-Sides Femullet
Hobbies: Smoking Virginia Slims, drinking 2-Buck Chuck, collecting miniature clown figurines, and bar-flying all over town.
Marital Status: "Well now, you see, I been divorced thrice. Two of 'dem is by the same feller. I'm a once made widow due to an incident that I will only refer to as "the anti-freeze accident of '86." Oh, and my fourth husband, Darryl, he was taken up away from me by the aliens jus' last October."
Trivia: "I been on that Jerry Springer show 6 times in the last 14 months. Some folks 'round here think I'm gonna be one of 'dem big fancy sophisticated Hollywood types pretty soon. Ya' know, like Britney Spears!"
Location: "I tell you I not from here. I come for stay with exchange family in Mississippi USA.
Mullet Style: Tokyo Tophat.
Hobbies: "I growing honorable mustache."
Music: "I listen to man who sing many song about pickup truck and hound dog name Toby Keith. My family USA say he most talented and wise man."
Dating: "My family USA say I marry their daughter with missing tooth and lazy eye. They say it great honor."
Peter LaMange
Location: Hoserville, Quebec
Mullet Style: French Canadian Flare
Favorite Food: "Anything fried in fatback, eh!"
Fashion: Canadian Casual
Dream: "I wanna be da first Canadian in Nascar, eh!"
Party Bob
Location: "Hey, wherever the par-tay takes me, man! I guess last night it was that Holiday Inn across from Ratz Bar."
Mullet Style: The Skynyrd
Outfit: "Shirtless & Shades! Woooooo! Yeahhhh!"
Occupation: "Maxin' and Relaxin', Skirtin' and a Flirtin', and Ssssslammin' and a Jammin'! Oh yeah, and I drink."
Favorite Possesions: "My drinkin' shorts, my drinkin' shoes, and my drinkin' hand! Wooo, yeah! Rock n' Roll mutha-fuc*ers! Oh yeah, and I got a badass '83 Iroc Z Camaro that I've had since high school. Red." (starts to headbang.)
Tammy Lee Tucker
Location: Double-Wideville, KY
Mullet Style: The Puff-Top Straight-Sides Femullet
Hobbies: Smoking Virginia Slims, drinking 2-Buck Chuck, collecting miniature clown figurines, and bar-flying all over town.
Marital Status: "Well now, you see, I been divorced thrice. Two of 'dem is by the same feller. I'm a once made widow due to an incident that I will only refer to as "the anti-freeze accident of '86." Oh, and my fourth husband, Darryl, he was taken up away from me by the aliens jus' last October."
Trivia: "I been on that Jerry Springer show 6 times in the last 14 months. Some folks 'round here think I'm gonna be one of 'dem big fancy sophisticated Hollywood types pretty soon. Ya' know, like Britney Spears!"
Jimmy Wang Yang
Location: "I tell you I not from here. I come for stay with exchange family in Mississippi USA.
Mullet Style: Tokyo Tophat.
Hobbies: "I growing honorable mustache."
Music: "I listen to man who sing many song about pickup truck and hound dog name Toby Keith. My family USA say he most talented and wise man."
Dating: "My family USA say I marry their daughter with missing tooth and lazy eye. They say it great honor."
