Post by Evil Dave on Oct 11, 2007 5:12:31 GMT -5
The Mullet - whatever your personal moniker is for 'em: Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, or just plain ol' Hockey Hair, I'm sure you've all seen it. Here's your chance to determine the best (or worst) of the worst. This is Pool B of a 4 Pool contest. Here's this group's contenders:
Location: "Hey, man, like, wherever I may rome. You know? Wherever I lay my head is home!"
Mullet Style: Freedom Flap
History: Wow man, like the 60's were a real wild and crazy time. Like, The Man wanted me to tuck in my shirt and stuff, and I was like "Hell no! My shirt will flow!" and like................so what was I saying? Oh yeah, man, I totally protest for skateparks now! And I may or may not have been a roadie for Whitesnake for awhile. Things are like, a lil' cloudy, man!
Career: "Like, I tried to do this job once, but this dude was all like, "Rick, why aren't you wearing any shoes?" and I was like, "Hey man, I'm totally a consciencious objector!" And then he was like, "What do you mean?" and I was like, "I consciously object to wearing shoes, man! My aura's roots are my feet, and roots need water, man!" Then he said, like, he didn't "need my kind" in his store or something................So, like, I don't work no more, man."
Goals: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............."Whoa! Hey, man! Like are you here to protest for the skatepark too?"
Location: An old time plantation in South Carolina
Mullet Style: The Carolina "Whispy & Full"
Hobbies: Watching "Gone With the Wind" and staring longingly beside lakes.
Men: "Oh suga', frankly, I don't give a damn! Upright and able would suit me just fine!"
Favorite Season: "Oh, never you mind anymore about lil' ol' me! Now, what ya'll doin' later this evenin'? Wait! Where ya'll goin'? I got some lovely rhubarb pie in the oven..........Please don't run away........."
Location: Dawson's Creek (not the town, but in a van next to a creek by the same name)
Mullet Style: The Primetime Perm
Trivia: Is James Van Der Beek's cousin from Georgia.
Favorite Style: Oversized denim shirts with stone washed jeans (tight-rolled) and some white L.A. Gears with neon laces.
Favorite Movie: "The Rules of Attraction. My cousin James was gonna get me a part in it, but turns out that restraining order Jessica Biel has against me wasn't up for another 3 years. I mean, ya break into one person's house and steal a couple of undergarments and suddenly you're a bad guy.............I mean, I was fixin' to send a thank you card eventually, Gosh!"
Location: "See that sweeeeet lookin' airstream hooked up to the '79 Trailduster over there? Yep, she's mine. I figured I needed to stay flexible so I could always be where the team is. Jus' in case they ever need me to suit up, you know. I'm always ready to hit the field coach Tressel! RAAAAWWWRRRR!" (smashes beercan on his forehead)
Mullet Style: The Superfan Special.
Hobbies: "Hittin' the gym, workin' on my 40 time, waitin' by the phone. I just wanna be ready when the Buckeyes call! I guess I like throwin' back a couple a Pabst Blue Ribbons from time to time, too. BURRRRPPPP! Ha! You ever heard one that good? You think you could do better!? I'm GAMETIME, WOOOOO! YEAH!"
Married: "What'd you say Jabroni? You talkin' 'bout my ex? Who told you that? You been talkin' to Sharon?! Huh? You bangin' my ex wife!? I left her DAMMIT! AAARRRGGGGHH! Oh, sorry. Had a lil' heart attack there......"
Steroids in Sports: "You sayin' my balls are tiny? What, you think I'm impotent? Huh? Sharon tell you that?! I DO NOT have back acne! That's a goddam lie! I'll kill ya! I'll ki----------uh-oh..............AAAAAAAARRGGGGGHHHH! Call........a doctor.........please......."
Skatepark Rick
Location: "Hey, man, like, wherever I may rome. You know? Wherever I lay my head is home!"
Mullet Style: Freedom Flap
History: Wow man, like the 60's were a real wild and crazy time. Like, The Man wanted me to tuck in my shirt and stuff, and I was like "Hell no! My shirt will flow!" and like................so what was I saying? Oh yeah, man, I totally protest for skateparks now! And I may or may not have been a roadie for Whitesnake for awhile. Things are like, a lil' cloudy, man!
Career: "Like, I tried to do this job once, but this dude was all like, "Rick, why aren't you wearing any shoes?" and I was like, "Hey man, I'm totally a consciencious objector!" And then he was like, "What do you mean?" and I was like, "I consciously object to wearing shoes, man! My aura's roots are my feet, and roots need water, man!" Then he said, like, he didn't "need my kind" in his store or something................So, like, I don't work no more, man."
Goals: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............."Whoa! Hey, man! Like are you here to protest for the skatepark too?"
Maggie Mane
Location: An old time plantation in South Carolina
Mullet Style: The Carolina "Whispy & Full"
Hobbies: Watching "Gone With the Wind" and staring longingly beside lakes.
Men: "Oh suga', frankly, I don't give a damn! Upright and able would suit me just fine!"
Favorite Season: "Oh, never you mind anymore about lil' ol' me! Now, what ya'll doin' later this evenin'? Wait! Where ya'll goin'? I got some lovely rhubarb pie in the oven..........Please don't run away........."
James Van Der Drape
Location: Dawson's Creek (not the town, but in a van next to a creek by the same name)
Mullet Style: The Primetime Perm
Trivia: Is James Van Der Beek's cousin from Georgia.
Favorite Style: Oversized denim shirts with stone washed jeans (tight-rolled) and some white L.A. Gears with neon laces.
Favorite Movie: "The Rules of Attraction. My cousin James was gonna get me a part in it, but turns out that restraining order Jessica Biel has against me wasn't up for another 3 years. I mean, ya break into one person's house and steal a couple of undergarments and suddenly you're a bad guy.............I mean, I was fixin' to send a thank you card eventually, Gosh!"
Gametime
Location: "See that sweeeeet lookin' airstream hooked up to the '79 Trailduster over there? Yep, she's mine. I figured I needed to stay flexible so I could always be where the team is. Jus' in case they ever need me to suit up, you know. I'm always ready to hit the field coach Tressel! RAAAAWWWRRRR!" (smashes beercan on his forehead)
Mullet Style: The Superfan Special.
Hobbies: "Hittin' the gym, workin' on my 40 time, waitin' by the phone. I just wanna be ready when the Buckeyes call! I guess I like throwin' back a couple a Pabst Blue Ribbons from time to time, too. BURRRRPPPP! Ha! You ever heard one that good? You think you could do better!? I'm GAMETIME, WOOOOO! YEAH!"
Married: "What'd you say Jabroni? You talkin' 'bout my ex? Who told you that? You been talkin' to Sharon?! Huh? You bangin' my ex wife!? I left her DAMMIT! AAARRRGGGGHH! Oh, sorry. Had a lil' heart attack there......"
Steroids in Sports: "You sayin' my balls are tiny? What, you think I'm impotent? Huh? Sharon tell you that?! I DO NOT have back acne! That's a goddam lie! I'll kill ya! I'll ki----------uh-oh..............AAAAAAAARRGGGGGHHHH! Call........a doctor.........please......."
