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>>Mullet Warriors (Pool A) OPEN<< Oct 10, 2007 6:32:20 GMT -5

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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 10, 2007 6:32:20 GMT -5

The Mullet - whatever your personal moniker is for 'em: Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, or just plain ol' Hockey Hair, I'm sure you've all seen it. Here's your chance to determine the best (or worst) of the worst. This is Pool A of a 4 Pool contest. Here's this group's contenders:

Tim "Shirt Dress" McGee

Location: San Bispo trailer court, CA
Mullet Style: So-Cal Ape Drape
Best trait: "My massively sexy quads."
Favorite Activity: "Prowlin'. I love prowlin'. 'Specially on sidewalks."
Favorite Outfit: "You're lookin' at it, bro!"

Liz Bian

Location: Various lady bars in Louisiana
Mullet Style: The "Buster" (Buzzcut/Neck Duster)
Best Skill: "I'm dang good at openin' them ketchup bottles."
Favorite Activity: "I spend my free time rebuilding carburetors."
Pet Peeve: "When I git to dancin' with somebody and they ain't lettin' me lead!"

Hector Raul

Location: A county jail near you.
Mullet Style: The Menudo Mane.
Favorite Color: "Hey man, I really dig leo-pard!"
Valued Possession: "I love my la-cuca-racha car horn, holmes!"
Career: "None of your business, Vato! What you think I am, stupid, holmes?"

Deliverance Jones

Location: Waylon Jennings High School, Arkansas
Mullet Style: Backwoods Bandana
Favorite Music: Yo, man, I'm from da hills! You heard of hip-hop? Well 'dis is HILL-HOP! Yo, represent traila' people!"
Favorite Activity: Dropping mad beats in the cornfield.
Role Model: Yo, man, Kid Rock all da way! He ain't straight outta Compton either. He be straight out da trailer just like me, fool! You better recognize traila'-hata'!"

"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for no one!"
"Prayer is for lazy people."
"I just flipped-off President George. Now I'm going to Disneyland!"

**"So why don't you put your fat Tom-a-fiddlin' ass back on your big gay bike and go home! This is none of your beeswax!"**

Evil Dave Moderator the EVIL mod ????#???? ?$ ?$ ?$ ??????????+????+???????ҡ ???㰰?? ? Posts: 2,815	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool A) OPEN<< Oct 10, 2007 6:33:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Evil Dave on Oct 10, 2007 6:33:45 GMT -5 I'll wait to vote later after someone else starts it off, although right now, I'm leaning towards Deliverance Jones...................
	"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for no one!" "Prayer is for lazy people." "I just flipped-off President George. Now I'm going to Disneyland!" "So why don't you put your fat Tom-a-fiddlin' ass back on your big gay bike and go home! This is none of your beeswax!"

maycanady SERIAL KILLER ????#???? ?$ ??????+?????? ????? ????????? ? Posts: 600	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool A) OPEN<< Oct 10, 2007 9:02:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by maycanady on Oct 10, 2007 9:02:27 GMT -5 I voted for Hector. ;D
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>>Mullet Warriors (Pool A) OPEN<< Oct 10, 2007 15:14:02 GMT -5

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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 10, 2007 15:14:02 GMT -5

HAHA... i really wanted to go with jones..hes rocking a mean mullet got the whole i stick my middle finger up so im tough and look at those ears...haha could they be any fucking bigger...truly a hideous site..

but i just couldnt vote against Tim "Shirt Dress" McGee...i started laughing as soon as i saw that pic with the mullet and no pants walking down the street..would be a very funny and very hideous site to see..and the whole shirtdress name you gave him and description just put it over the top...i couldnt vote against him

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>>Mullet Warriors (Pool A) OPEN<< Oct 11, 2007 5:17:23 GMT -5

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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 11, 2007 5:17:23 GMT -5

^^^ lol, I'm still trying to decide between those two as well. Those ears on Deliverance are so damn ridiculous, but I think I gotta go with Tim too. I mean, the guy has got a shirt dress for christ sakes! Just too funny. ;D

Anyways you guys, I've got Pool B up and ready for votes, check it out: tsmooth31.proboards79.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=general&thread=1192097551

Oh yeah, and I'll give each contest about a week to be voted on and then the winner will move on.

Last Edit: Oct 11, 2007 5:18:36 GMT -5 by Evil Dave

"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for no one!"
"Prayer is for lazy people."
"I just flipped-off President George. Now I'm going to Disneyland!"

**"So why don't you put your fat Tom-a-fiddlin' ass back on your big gay bike and go home! This is none of your beeswax!"**

tsmooth31 Administrator ????#??? ?$ ?$ ?$ ?%????? ? Posts: 4,241	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool A) OPEN<< Oct 11, 2007 5:35:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 11, 2007 5:35:15 GMT -5 haha yea hes just to good to pass up...it does make you wonder tho..what the hell he is wearing under that...if anything

Evil Dave Moderator the EVIL mod ????#???? ?$ ?$ ?$ ??????????+????+???????ҡ ???㰰?? ? Posts: 2,815	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool A) OPEN<< Oct 11, 2007 5:40:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Evil Dave on Oct 11, 2007 5:40:28 GMT -5 ^^^ lol, I know! Could you imagine walking or driving by and seeing that dude?! I'd piss myself! Also, where does he keep his keys, wallet, etc.? Oh wait, maybe i don't wanna know! ;D
	"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for no one!" "Prayer is for lazy people." "I just flipped-off President George. Now I'm going to Disneyland!" "So why don't you put your fat Tom-a-fiddlin' ass back on your big gay bike and go home! This is none of your beeswax!"

malbowski13 Guest	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool A) OPEN<< Nov 7, 2007 19:56:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by malbowski13 on Nov 7, 2007 19:56:35 GMT -5 Deliverance hands down.Those two satellite dishes he's packing just accentuate that 'do. Bonus points to Liz for length and hygiene.

tsmooth31 Administrator ????#??? ?$ ?$ ?$ ?%????? ? Posts: 4,241	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool A) OPEN<< Nov 7, 2007 23:01:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tsmooth31 on Nov 7, 2007 23:01:24 GMT -5 ^^ haha yea those ears are just hideous

Evil Dave Moderator the EVIL mod ????#???? ?$ ?$ ?$ ??????????+????+???????ҡ ???㰰?? ? Posts: 2,815	>>Mullet Warriors (Pool A) OPEN<< Nov 8, 2007 15:32:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Evil Dave on Nov 8, 2007 15:32:05 GMT -5 malbowski13 said: Bonus points to Liz for length and hygiene. HAHA! Excellent.
	"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for no one!" "Prayer is for lazy people." "I just flipped-off President George. Now I'm going to Disneyland!" "So why don't you put your fat Tom-a-fiddlin' ass back on your big gay bike and go home! This is none of your beeswax!"

>>Mullet Warriors (Pool A) OPEN<<

Post by Evil Dave on Oct 10, 2007 6:32:20 GMT -5

Post by Evil Dave on Oct 10, 2007 6:33:45 GMT -5

Post by maycanady on Oct 10, 2007 9:02:27 GMT -5

Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 10, 2007 15:14:02 GMT -5

Post by Evil Dave on Oct 11, 2007 5:17:23 GMT -5

Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 11, 2007 5:35:15 GMT -5

Post by Evil Dave on Oct 11, 2007 5:40:28 GMT -5

Post by malbowski13 on Nov 7, 2007 19:56:35 GMT -5

Post by tsmooth31 on Nov 7, 2007 23:01:24 GMT -5

Post by Evil Dave on Nov 8, 2007 15:32:05 GMT -5