Was talking with Laz earlier about the movie Satan's Little Helper and it made me remember these prank phone calls. Here's the links if you're interested:
"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for no one!" "Prayer is for lazy people." "I just flipped-off President George. Now I'm going to Disneyland!"
**"So why don't you put your fat Tom-a-fiddlin' ass back on your big gay bike and go home! This is none of your beeswax!"**