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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 2, 2007 6:07:07 GMT -5
Pretty simple. I'll start the story off with the first couple lines, then whoever comes here next add a couple more, whoever comes after that a couple more, and so on and so on. Got it? Good! Here goes...............
- This is the story of a guy named Jack and a girl named Jill. And no, it's not about them going up any god-damned hill! Jack was a........................
Alright, whoever gets here next, keep it going from there.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 2, 2007 6:12:24 GMT -5
- This is the story of a guy named Jack and a girl named Jill. And no, it's not about them going up any god-damned hill! Jack was a........................
- Fat, disgusting backwoods hick who liked to dress in his moms clothes. As for jill she was......
not sure if you wanted me to copy and paste your part ;D
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 2, 2007 7:50:12 GMT -5
You can if you want, if not that's cool too as I can always post an updated version of the whole story every once and a while. BTW, nice start on Jack! lol  I'd go on with Jill, but I'm too damn tired to think about it right now.  Whoever gets here next can go ahead and introduce her! |
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Post by maycanady on Oct 2, 2007 12:46:50 GMT -5
- This is the story of a guy named Jack and a girl named Jill. And no, it's not about them going up any god-damned hill! Jack was a........................
- Fat, disgusting backwoods hick who liked to dress in his moms clothes. As for jill she was......
- A stereotypical popular ice princess who looked down on everything and everybody that she deemed inferior to her. Which was pretty much the whole town. One day....
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 2, 2007 18:39:22 GMT -5
- This is the story of a guy named Jack and a girl named Jill. And no, it's not about them going up any god-damned hill! Jack was a........................
- Fat, disgusting backwoods hick who liked to dress in his moms clothes. As for jill she was......
- A stereotypical popular ice princess who looked down on everything and everybody that she deemed inferior to her. Which was pretty much the whole town. One day....
- As she was cutting through the woods to go to the store she stepped in a hunters bear trap. All alone and in agony she called took out her cell phone and called good ole jack....
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 3, 2007 2:00:31 GMT -5
- This is the story of a guy named Jack and a girl named Jill. And no, it's not about them going up any god-damned hill! Jack was a........................ - Fat, disgusting backwoods hick who liked to dress in his moms clothes. As for jill she was...... - A stereotypical popular ice princess who looked down on everything and everybody that she deemed inferior to her. Which was pretty much the whole town. One day.... - As she was cutting through the woods to go to the store she stepped in a hunters bear trap. All alone and in agony she called took out her cell phone and called good ole jack.... - .........who was, of course, the long time employed poop-smith of her wealthy aristocratic family. She remembered that one day she and her "plastic" friends overheard him recalling to himself how he used to make more money trapping giant beavers down by the river than he ever did poop-smithing for her ungrateful family. So even though she always had previously gone to great lengths to avoid Jack like the plague, his knowledge of animal traps was now her only hope of survival........................... |
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Post by tsmooth31 on Oct 3, 2007 20:47:14 GMT -5
- This is the story of a guy named Jack and a girl named Jill. And no, it's not about them going up any god-damned hill! Jack was a........................
- Fat, disgusting backwoods hick who liked to dress in his moms clothes. As for jill she was......
- A stereotypical popular ice princess who looked down on everything and everybody that she deemed inferior to her. Which was pretty much the whole town. One day....
- As she was cutting through the woods to go to the store she stepped in a hunters bear trap. All alone and in agony she called took out her cell phone and called good ole jack....
- .........who was, of course, the long time employed poop-smith of her wealthy aristocratic family. She remembered that one day she and her "plastic" friends overheard him recalling to himself how he used to make more money trapping giant beavers down by the river than he ever did poop-smithing for her ungrateful family. So even though she always had previously gone to great lengths to avoid Jack like the plague, his knowledge of animal traps was now her only hope of survival...........................
- When he got there he looked like his usual disgusting self. Dirty clothes, dirty hair, just an absolute disgusting thing to look at. He walked over to her to try and pry the trap off. It took awhile to get the rusty thing off but finally he was able to get her free. She was bleeding pretty bad, and not having any money they had to act fast.....
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 4, 2007 4:21:02 GMT -5
Lol, it's coming along pretty well so far. I'm too tired right now to try to think of anyplace decent to take it right now. Maybe tomorrow.
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Post by Evil Dave on Oct 5, 2007 2:55:22 GMT -5
- This is the story of a guy named Jack and a girl named Jill. And no, it's not about them going up any god-damned hill! Jack was a........................
- Fat, disgusting backwoods hick who liked to dress in his moms clothes. As for jill she was......
- A stereotypical popular ice princess who looked down on everything and everybody that she deemed inferior to her. Which was pretty much the whole town. One day....
- As she was cutting through the woods to go to the store she stepped in a hunters bear trap. All alone and in agony she called took out her cell phone and called good ole jack....
- .........who was, of course, the long time employed poop-smith of her wealthy aristocratic family. She remembered that one day she and her "plastic" friends overheard him recalling to himself how he used to make more money trapping giant beavers down by the river than he ever did poop-smithing for her ungrateful family. So even though she always had previously gone to great lengths to avoid Jack like the plague, his knowledge of animal traps was now her only hope of survival...........................- When he got there he looked like his usual disgusting self. Dirty clothes, dirty hair, just an absolute disgusting thing to look at. He walked over to her to try and pry the trap off. It took awhile to get the rusty thing off but finally he was able to get her free. She was bleeding pretty bad, and not having any money they had to act fast..... ..........Jack suggested that Jill let him drive her to the emergency room in his poop-smith-mobile. Jill, of course, felt that was just too far beneath someone of her social standing, and vehemently refused. "Well" Jack said, "What would you rahter do? Stand here and bleed to death to save face, or swallow your foolish pride and save that foot of yours?!"................................ |
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I'd go on with Jill, but I'm too damn tired to think about it right now. 
Whoever gets here next can go ahead and introduce her!
