Don't ya just hate it when..............

[Evil Dave]

...................

- you step in dog shit

- you wake up and can't fall back asleep

- you see a good movie on and it's almost over

- you have to wait in line at the grocery store

- you get behind someone driving slooooow.

- somebody ate the last doughnut

- your favorite show gets cancelled

- the gov't. takes half your paycheck

- George Bush speaks

- somebody has B.O.

- you have a "stop & chat" with someone you dislike

- someone flushes a toilet when you're in the shower

- you log in and there's no updated topics

[tsmooth31]

the worst is stepping in dog sh*t...i hate trying to get it out of the grooves of my sneaker

-you log in and there's no updated topics

thats a close second tho..

and i actually like when bush speaks..alot of the time it gives me a good laugh

[Evil Dave]

^^ yep, yep

Feel free to post your own!

[tsmooth31]

-someone has bad breath

-its hot and humid out

-somone talks to much

-someone laughs really loud at every single thing even if its not that funny

-you hear a skinny girl say shes fat and want to lose weight

-black people try and blame everything on racism

-you hear some dumb celebrities name over and over on the news for doing something dumb

-you walk by a hasidic jew

-you see some rich spoiled b*tch complaining

-a good movie has a bad ending

[Evil Dave]

Hasidic Jew. LMAO!

[tsmooth31]

haha its true tho..they travel in packs too and smell like rotting ass...so basically there zombies

[Evil Dave]

Zombies with funny hats!

[lowkey]

I never see Hasidic jews in my area. Occasionally I'll run into a Menonite though. Now they seem like nice enough people, but you can tell their hearts just aren't into it. I mean it's just weird to see a family, that dresses like people my great grandparents would have considered old fashioned, driving around in a SUV. At least the Amish are consistent luddites.

Oh yea, I hate stepping in gum, more than dog $hit. Not only is dog $hit easier to clean, the dog doesn't know that it's considered rude to just go wherever. The scum-bag who throws chewing gum on a sidewalk, knows good and well that it is inconsiderate and innapropriate.

Another thing I hate is walking into a public restroom that looks like it's been sacked by barbarians. You'd expect stone age people to mark their territory and all. You don't expect that a guy who is civilized, would like to piss on the seats, and carve his ex-girlfriend's phone number into the wall for kicks. It's not just truck stops that are like this either. Sometimes you can go into an upscale night club or something, and see the same--those places tend to fix the mess much faster though.

[Evil Dave]

^^^ Good point about the bubble gum bastards.

[tsmooth31]

yea gum is a real b*tch to get off the shoe

[Evil Dave]

- you get a papercut

- you're downloading a song and it gets stuck on the last 1% for half an hour

- you see a commercial for 'Desperate Houswives'

- you hear a fat person complain about a smoker

- you get home from the store and realize you forgot to get just 1 item

- you lock your keys in your car

[maycanady]

-You need to get something in a store aisle, but some dumba.ss motherf.uckers have decided that the middle of the aisle is the perfect place to park their gargantuan a.sses and talk about stupid sh.it for 4 hours. And then they get pissed when you ask them to please move. I mean, come on. Catch up with your old high school friends in your own house, not in the middle of the f.ucking aisle at the grocery store.

[Evil Dave]

^^^^ I feel your pain maycanady.


- you're walking your dog and some schmo walking the opposite direction and doesn't have their dog on a leash, so the little rat harasses the hell out of you and your dog, who is on a leash

- you're driving through highway construction and some jackoff rides your a** the whole way

- you're in the middle of cooking something and realize you're completely out of a key ingredient

- someone in line ahead of you at a gas station is taking half an hour because they're buying lottery tickets for themselves and everybody they know

- David Milch stops making 'Deadwood' so he can work on 'John from Cincinatti (still waiting for those two 2-hour movie finale you promised Milch!)

[lowkey]

- someone in line ahead of you at a gas station is taking half an hour because they're buying lottery tickets for themselves and everybody they know

That happened to me just a couple weeks ago. There were about 8 people ahead of me, and one of them had apparently spent his entire welfare check on lottery tickets. Don't you just love seeing a toothless, inbred, hillbilly meth-addict putting your tax dollars to good use like that?

[Evil Dave]

^^^ I used to see the same thing when I worked in a liquor store. In fact a couple of times I had a welfare mother come in, with her 6 kids, and wanted me to cash her gov't. check to pay for her booze. If I had less self control, I'd have punched her in the face.

[tsmooth31]

- you see fat people stuffing there faces

seriously i was at a restaurant one time and thre was this big fatass guy shoveling food down his throat..after that it took his cane and about 20 mins to get in his car

[Evil Dave]

^^^The one thing that's always bothered me about really obese folk, is when they hassle anyone else about their health or lifestyle choices. I don't smoke, but my sister does. I was talking with her one time outside of her work when she was on a smoke break and this deuce-and-a-half comes waddling up to the door and gives my sis a dirty look for having to inhale one breath of second hand smoke and then proceeded to tell us all about how inconvenianced she felt about it. Before I could unleash my full wrath upon her, my sis says, "Oh yeah? Next time you wanna give someone else tips on living healthy, I suggest you take a long hard look in a fucking mirror, fatass!" Like I said, I don't smoke, but I totally agreed with my sister's stance. How the hell could you be okay with being at least 100 lbs. overweight, but then throw a total shit fit about breathing two puffs of second hand smoke? There really isn't anything I can't stand more than hypocrites.

[lazario]

thehillshavedave said:

- you hear a fat person complain about a smoker

"Fat people" wouldn't complain about them if smokers weren't so uptight

admin said:

-black people try and blame everything on racism

You think racism is gone/over? Yes or no question.




Anyway, I have a few, but I can't remember them all. Here's the ones that get me the most:

1. You get a computer virus and it turns out to be more clever than you are.

2. Somebody ELSE gets you fucking sick, gives you a cold.

3. You notice a problem and tell people about it, then they fucking expect you to have a solution ready. Humans theorize but they don't always try to solve problems that aren't directly related to their own lives. Get that through your thick heads, motherfuckers! We don't all have the time to each try to solve all the world's problems. That's what we supposedly have Politicians for!

4. People who have the MOST rights get uptight about people with lesser rights demanding an evening of the scales.

5. A YouTube video you like is taken down - for NO good reason (Copyright infringement, "nudity," "violence")


more later - if I remember.

[tsmooth31]

nah laz i dont think racism is over..it never will be..there is always gonna be racist people..but there are some black people who try to blame everything on racism when its clearly not true..

[lazario]

admin said:

there are some black people who try to blame everything on racism when its clearly not true..

Do you know them personally? How often does that example actually happen to you? Or, is it just something you heard about?

Because, I hate it when people are paranoid. And, I think you're afraid that someone is blaming you for being a racist. Relax. No need to feel like you're on trial.