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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 23:38:01 GMT -5
There were these two gay guys that give each other anal each night. One night before they give each other anal one of the guys has to go to the toilet. So the other guy says "okay but don't wank in there, save it for later." and the first guy agrees. This guy was in the toilet for a while so the other gay guy decides to check on him. Once he opens the toilet door he sees lots of seamen everywhere. He gets angry and yells "I thought I told you not to wank and to save it for later!" to the first gay guy. The first gay guy replies "I didn't wank, I just farted."
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Post by piggsy on Sept 8, 2007 23:40:10 GMT -5
There were these two gay guys that give each other anal each night. One night before they give each other anal one of the guys has to go to the toilet. So the other guy says "okay but don't wank in there, save it for later." and the first guy agrees. This guy was in the toilet for a while so the other gay guy decides to check on him. Once he opens the toilet door he sees lots of seamen everywhere. He gets angry and yells "I thought I told you not to wank and to save it for later!" to the first gay guy. The first gay guy replies "I didn't wank, I just farted." Oh...My....God I tell you what, there should really be a laughing emoticon on this site, because this joke really deserves one!
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 23:49:10 GMT -5
That joke was stupid, just because if you're going to use stereotypes - you should know that gay men keep their bathrooms spotlessly clean.
Silly hetero!
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 23:51:05 GMT -5
I got one:
What's the difference between a Man Breeder and a Sheep Breeder? No one congratulates the Daddy sheep after the Mommy pops one out.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 23:53:25 GMT -5
^^^^ Lol, that's actually a really good one! I HATE when people applaud someone having a baby like it's the most incredible acheivement ever. Good one Laz!
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 23:57:25 GMT -5
Thank you.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 23:59:57 GMT -5
No prob, Bob!
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 9, 2007 1:03:51 GMT -5
that tampon one is a nasty thought...but i like it
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Post by lazario on Sept 9, 2007 1:08:23 GMT -5
I did too.
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Post by maycanady on Nov 9, 2007 9:31:58 GMT -5
I HATE when people applaud someone having a baby like it's the most incredible acheivement ever. I totally agree! And the sad thing is, nowadays people just expect everyone to fall down and kiss their feet everywhere just because they happen to have a kid. Like they think they somehow deserve special treatment everywhere they go for doing something any animal can do. And don't get me started on the breeders who insist on taking their two year old to a late night showing of a violent horror film because "OMG it's so harrrrrrrd to be a parent, I want to be able to go out! A babysitter? I caaaaaaaaaant leave them with a sitter, they'll feel abandoned and it will ruin their precious self esteeeeeeeeeeem." Wow...that totally turned into a mini-rant. I hadn't expected to type quite so much. ;D
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Post by Evil Dave on Nov 9, 2007 13:03:53 GMT -5
^^^ Lol, very true stuff May. My biggest pet peeve about people with kids is that they think that just because THEY think that their child is the most special and precious thing in the world, that EVERYONE else has to do the same. I understand why parents fall in love with their own children, it's completely natural. But DO NOT expect me to feel the same way. I don't care about your kid anymore than I do anyone else's. The fact is, I have absolutely no vested interest in your child, or you for that matter, Mr. & Mrs. Good Parent. Their baby might be special to them, but for me, it's just another daily annoyance I have to put up with.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Nov 9, 2007 20:46:23 GMT -5
^^ that is true..if its not your own kid or some1 very close to you i dont know why any1 would even think you would care to me there all the same..ugly little alien looking creatures
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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 9, 2007 11:01:57 GMT -5
What can a woman say that makes you feel good and shitty at the same time?
"Wow.Your cock is bigger than your brothers!"
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 10, 2007 14:42:21 GMT -5
Oh lord........
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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 10, 2007 21:06:21 GMT -5
To me all babies look the same unless they have three eyes or a giant schnib(nose). Enough of this "Isn't he precious" shit already.
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 11, 2007 9:43:00 GMT -5
^^^ Amen. ;D
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