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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 8, 2007 22:33:23 GMT -5
now dont be taking these to serious any1..im not a racist but cmon racial jokes are funny what word starts with an N and ends with an R that you never wanna call a black person?  neighbor if a penny is rolling down a hill what is the only thing faster then it??? the jew chasing it  |
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 22:46:30 GMT -5
Wow, I have to chime in: that wasn't funny.
Of course, that's just my opinion. I guess the "Do the Right Thing" days are far behind us.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 8, 2007 22:48:57 GMT -5
thats because you take everything so serious and dont have a sense of humor..you need to live a little and learn to have some fun
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 22:51:03 GMT -5
I agree tsmooth. You have to understand that jokes like this are said with "tongue planted firmly in cheek" Laz..............
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 23:04:10 GMT -5
Yeah, well that was hardly a sly comment on Antisemitism, where the Jews are in-on the joke. You may not want to hear this, but it's just lame and tired. Besides, you put a joke that is clearly offensive in a Post marked "Offensive." You should have expected someone wouldn't like it.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 8, 2007 23:10:44 GMT -5
well jews are cheap we all know that...but its nothing to take serious
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Post by piggsy on Sept 8, 2007 23:10:48 GMT -5
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Use dental floss!
What do you call a fat Chinese man? A Chunk!
What do you call an Indian without a casino? A Mexican!
Who's the best Jewish cook? Hitler!
What was so bad about being a black Jew? You had to sit at the back of the oven!
What's a Jewish woman's favorite sex position? Facing Macy's!
What's the object of Jewish football? To get the quarter back!
Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving? KFC is closed!
What did God say when he saw the first black person? "Aw crap, I burnt one!"
Why aren't there any Mexicans on Star Trek? They won't work in the future, either!
What do you call a Mexican baby being baptised? Bean dip!
When is the only time you can spit in a Persian woman's face? When her mustache is on fire!
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 23:13:17 GMT -5
^^^^ lol, great!
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 23:14:49 GMT -5
What do you call an Indian without a casino? A Mexican! What's a Jewish woman's favorite sex position? Facing Macy's! Those were cute. The rest were downright sick. The kind of sick where it's definitely time to start Shopping for Therapists. |
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 8, 2007 23:15:18 GMT -5
HAHA those are great piggsy
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Post by piggsy on Sept 8, 2007 23:15:34 GMT -5
What do you call an Indian without a casino? A Mexican! What's a Jewish woman's favorite sex position? Facing Macy's! Those were cute. The rest were downright sick. The kind of sick where it's definitely time to start Shopping for Therapists. Don't worry...I already have one!  |
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 8, 2007 23:17:43 GMT -5
yea we already know piggsy is a sick bastard..and i mean that in a good way  |
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 23:18:14 GMT -5
Here's another I remember hearing a while back...........
There were 3 gay men and their partners all died at around the same time. On their way to the morgue, the guy who worked there asked them where they want to spread their partners ashes. The first gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes over the ocean because he loved to swim!" The second gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes on a mountain because he loved to climb." And then the third gay guy says, "I want to spread him all over my chili, and the guy who worked at the morgue asked, "WHY?" and he said," So he can tear my ass up one more time."
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 8, 2007 23:20:47 GMT -5
HAHA great one dave.
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Post by piggsy on Sept 8, 2007 23:25:26 GMT -5
Did you hear about the Chinese retard? His parents named him Sum Ting Wong
What do you call a white man surrounded by 20 Indians? A Bartender!
How many Indians does it take to eat a freshly killed deer? 5...one to eat it, and four to hold up traffic!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips!
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54....two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray!
Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a Mexican on a bike? It's probably your bike!
What do you call 100 black men in a swimming pool? Cocoa Puffs!
What does FUBU stand for? Farmers Used To Beat Us!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!
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Post by lazario on Sept 8, 2007 23:27:10 GMT -5
Tear my ass up? Who came up with that one, Fred Phelps? One of those people who would equate a person being top in anal sex with someone using a chainsaw to pluck nose hairs?
Sometimes I think "racial" and "minority" jokes are honestly made for people who would laugh at absolutely anything.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 8, 2007 23:27:39 GMT -5
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54....two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray!
haha i like that one the best
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 23:32:41 GMT -5
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea".
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Post by piggsy on Sept 8, 2007 23:33:51 GMT -5
Dave, that's the most delightfully disturbing thing I've heard in my life! |
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 8, 2007 23:34:51 GMT -5
^^^^ |
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