Everybody's Report Card: Directors

[lazario]

Why waste so many topics with an endless barrage of Report Cards... let's just do everyone's report card(s)?




Wes Craven
1. The Last House on the Left (1972) - A-
2. The Hills Have Eyes (1977) - B
3. Stranger in Our House / Summer of Fear (1978) - (haven't seen)
4. Deadly Blessing (1981) - (haven't seen)
5. Swamp Thing (1982) - (need to re-view before grading)
6. Invitation to Hell (1983) - (haven't seen)
7. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - B+
8. Chiller (1985) - (haven't seen)
9. Hills Have Eyes Part II - (haven't seen)
10. Deadly Friend (1986) - (need to re-view before grading)
11. The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988) - C-
12. Shocker (1989) - D-
13. The People Under the Stairs (1991) - C+
14. New Nightmare (1994) - C+
15. Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) - (haven't seen)
16. Scream (1996) - A
17. Scream 2 (1997) - B
18. Scream 3 (2000) - C+
19. Cursed (2005) - (haven't seen)
20. Red Eye (2005) - (haven't seen)


Tobe Hooper
1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) - A+
2. Eaten Alive (1977) - (haven't seen)
3. Salem's Lot (1979) - B+
4. The Funhouse (1981) - C
5. Poltergeist (1982) - B
6. Lifeforce (1985) - (haven't seen)
7. Invaders from Mars (1986) - (haven't seen)
8. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) - (haven't seen)
9. Spontaneous Combustion (1989) - (haven't seen)
10. Tales from the Crypt: Dead Wait (1991) - A
11. Night Terrors (1993) - (haven't seen)
12. Body Bags (1993) - (haven't seen)
13. The Mangler (1995) - D+
14. The Apartment Complex (1999) - (haven't seen)
15. Crocodile (2000) - (haven't seen)
16. Toolbox Murders (2004) - (haven't seen)
17. Mortuary (2005) - (haven't seen)
18. Masters of Horror: Dance of the Dead (2005) - C+
19. Masters of Horror: The Damned Thing (2006) - (haven't seen)


Dario Argento
1. The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1969) - B+
2. Cat o' Nine Tails (1970) - D+
3. Four Flies on Grey Velvet (1971) - C+
4. Deep Red (1975) - A
5. Suspiria (1977) - A+
6. Inferno (1980) - C+
7. Tenebre (1982) - B
8. Phenomena (1984) - B+
9. Opera (1987) - A
10. Two Evil Eyes (1990) - (need to re-view before grading)
11. Trauma (1993) - C+
12. The Stendhal Syndrome (1996) - B-
13. The Phantom of the Opera (1998) - (haven't seen)
14. Sleepless (2001) - (haven't seen)
15. The Card Player (2004) - (haven't seen)
16. Do You Like Hitchcock? (2005) - (haven't seen)
17. Masters of Horror: Jenifer (2005) - B+
18. Masters of Horror: Pelts (2006) - (haven't seen)
19. The Third Mother / The Mother of Tears (2007) - (haven't seen)


David Cronenberg
1. They Came from Within / Shivers (1975) - D
2. Rabid (1977) - B+
3. The Brood (1979) - C-
4. Scanners (1981) - C
5. Videodrome (1983) - A-
6. The Dead Zone (1983) - B
7. The Fly (1986) - A
8. Naked Lunch (1991) - C-
9. eXistenZ (1999) - (haven't seen)


George A. Romero
1. Night of the Living Dead (1968) - B
2. Season of the Witch (1972) - (haven't seen)
3. The Crazies (1973) - C-
4. Martin (1977) - (haven't seen)
5. Dawn of the Dead (1978) - A
6. Creepshow (1982) - A
7. Day of the Dead (1985) - C-
8. Monkey Shines (1988) - D
9. Two Evil Eyes (1990) - (above)
10. The Dark Half (1993) - (haven't seen)
11. Bruiser (2000) - (haven't seen)
12. Land of the Dead (2005) - (haven't seen)
13. Diary of the Dead (2007) - (haven't seen)


John Carpenter
1. Somebody's Watching Me! (1978) - (haven't seen)
2. Halloween (1978) - A
3. The Fog (1980) - A-
4. The Thing (1982) - C-
5. Christine (1983) - D
6. Prince of Darkness (1987) - (haven't seen)
7. They Live (1988) - (haven't seen)
8. Body Bags (1993) - (above)
9. In the Mouth of Madness (1995) - (haven't seen)
10. Village of the Damned (1995) - (haven't seen)
11. Vampires (1998) - (need to re-view before grading)
12. Ghosts of Mars (2001) - (haven't seen)
13. Masters of Horror: Cigarette Burns (2005) - B+
14. Masters of Horror: Pro-Life (2006) - (haven't seen)
15. Psychopath / The Prince - (not yet released)


Larry Cohen
1. It's Alive (1973) - B+
2. God Told Me To (1976) - B-
3. It Lives Again (1978) - D+
4. Full Moon High (1981) - (haven't seen)
5. Q the Winged Serpent (1982) - A
6. Special Effects (1984) - (haven't seen)
7. The Stuff (1985) - B
8. It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987) - B+
9. A Return to Salem's Lot (1987) - (haven't seen)
10. The Ambulance (1990) - (need to re-view before grading)
11. Masters of Horror: Pick Me Up (2005) - B-


Stuart Gordon
1. Re-Animator (1985) - B
2. From Beyond (1986) - (haven't seen)
3. Dolls (1986) - C+
4. Daughter of Darkness (1990) - (haven't seen)
5. The Pit and the Pendulum (1990) - (haven't seen)
6. Castle Freak (1995) - (haven't seen)
7. Dagon (2001) - (haven't seen)
8. King of the Ants (2003) - (haven't seen)
9. Masters of Horror: Dreams in the Witch-House (2005) - C-
10. Masters of Horror: The Black Cat (2006) - (haven't seen)
11. Stuck (2007) - (haven't seen)
12. House of Re-Animator (200?) - (not yet released)


Joe Dante
1. Piranha (1978) - A-
2. The Howling (1981) - B+
3. The Twilight Zone: the Movie (1983) - B
4. Gremlins (1984) - A
5. Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) - A+
6. Masters of Horror: Homecoming (2005) - B-
7. Masters of Horror: The Screwfly Solution (2006) - C


Peter Jackson
1. Bad Taste (1987) - A
2. Meet the Feebles (1989) - D
3. Dead Alive / Braindead (1992) - A
4. The Frighteners (1996) - D


Mick Garris
1. Critters 2: The Main Course (1988) - B-
2. Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990) - B
3. Sleepwalkers (1992) - A-
4. The Stand (1994) - (haven't seen)
5. Tales from the Crypt: Whirlpool (1994) - B+
6. The Shining (1997) - (haven't seen)
7. Quicksilver Highway (1997) - (haven't seen)
8. Riding the Bullet (2003) - C
9. Masters of Horror: Chocolate (2005) - C-
10. Desperation (2005) - (haven't seen)
11. Masters of Horror: Valerie On the Stairs (2006) - (haven't seen)


Steve Miner
1. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) - C-
2. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982) - B
3. House (1986) - B-
4. Warlock (1989) - (haven't seen)
5. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) - C+
6. Lake Placid (1999) - B
7. Day of the Dead (2007) - (haven't seen)


John Landis
1. Schlock (1971) - (haven't seen)
2. An American Werewolf in London (1981) - A
3. The Twilight Zone: the Movie (1983) - (above)
4. Michael Jackson's Thriller (1983) - (need to re-view before grading)
5. Innocent Blood (1992) - A
6. Masters of Horror: Deer Woman (2005) - B-
7. Masters of Horror: Family (2006) - (haven't seen)


Tom Holland
1. Fright Night (1985) - B+
2. Child's Play (1988) - B+
3. The Stranger Within (1990) - (haven't seen)
4. Tales from the Crypt: Four Sided Triangle (1990) - (need to re-view before grading)
5. The Langoliers (1995) - (haven't seen)
6. Thinner (1996) - F
7. Masters of Horror: We All Scream for Ice Cream (2006) - (haven't seen)


Jeff Lieberman
1. Squirm (1976) - B+
2. Blue Sunshine (1977) - B
3. Just Before Dawn (1979) - (haven't seen)
4. Doctor Franken (1980) - (haven't seen)
5. Remote Control (1987) - (haven't seen)
6. Satan's Little Helper (2003) - C+


Frank Henenlotter
1. Basket Case (1982) - B+
2. Brain Damage (1988) - B+
3. Frankenhooker (1989) - (haven't seen)
4. Basket Case 2 (1990) - (haven't seen)
5. Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1992) - (haven't seen)
6. Bad Biology (2007) - (not yet released)


Clive Barker
1. Hellraiser (1987) - B
2. Nightbreed (1990) - (only seen half of)
3. Lord of Illusions (1995) - (haven't seen)


Rob Zombie
1. House of 1,000 Corpses (2002) - C-
2. The Devil's Rejects (2005) - C-
3. Halloween (2007) - (haven't seen)


Brian Yuzna
1. Society (1989) - C
2. Bride of Re-Animator (1990) - (haven't seen)
3. Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990) - (haven't seen)
4. Return of the Living Dead III (1993) - (saw only half of)
5. The Dentist (1996) - D+
6. Progeny (1998) - (haven't seen)
7. The Dentist 2: Brace Yourself (1998) - (haven't seen)
8. Faust: Love of the Damned (2001) - (haven't seen)
9. Beyond Re-Animator (2003) - (haven't seen)
10. Rottweiler (2004) - (haven't seen)
11. Beneath Still Waters (2005) - (haven't seen)


John McNaughton
1. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986) - A-
2. The Borrower (1988) - B
3. Masters of Horror: Haekel's Tale (2005) - C-


Sam Raimi
1. The Evil Dead (1981) - A
2. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987) - C+
3. Army of Darkness (1993) - B
4. The Gift (2000) - (haven't seen)

[tsmooth31]

ill have to do this when i have more time

[lazario]

Eli Roth
1. Cabin Fever (2002) - (haven't seen)
2. Hostel (2005) - B+
3. Hostel Part II (2007) - (haven't seen)


Don Coscarelli
1. Phantasm (1979) - B+
2. Phantasm II (1988) - (haven't seen)
3. Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994) - (haven't seen)
4. Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998) - (haven't seen)
5. Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) - (haven't seen)
6. Masters of Horror: Incident On and Off a Mountain Road (2005) - B-
7. Phantasm V / Bubba Nosferatu... - (not yet released)


Lucky McKee
1. All Cheerleaders Die (1999) - (haven't seen)
2. May (2002) - B
3. The Woods (2005) - D+
4. Masters of Horror: Sick Girl (2005) - A
5. Red (2007) - (not yet released)


Richard Stanley
1. Hardware (1990) - (haven't seen)
2. Dust Devil (1992) - B+
3. Vacation (2008) - (not yet released)


John Fawcett
1. Ginger Snaps (1999) - A
2. The Dark (2005) - (haven't seen)

[Evil Dave]

Yep, too much work for me. Maybe someday when I'm bored...........

[vincentprice]

Wes Craven
1. The Last House on the Left (1972) - B
2. The Hills Have Eyes (1977) - B-
3. Stranger in Our House / Summer of Fear (1978) - -
4. Deadly Blessing (1981) - -
5. Swamp Thing (1982) - -
6. Invitation to Hell (1983) - -
7. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - A+
8. Chiller (1985) - -
9. Hills Have Eyes Part II - F
10. Deadly Friend (1986) - -
11. The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988) - B+
12. Shocker (1989) - B
13. The People Under the Stairs (1991) - A+
14. New Nightmare (1994) - A
15. Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) - -
16. Scream (1996) - A
17. Scream 2 (1997) - C+
18. Scream 3 (2000) - D
19. Cursed (2005) - D
20. Red Eye (2005) - B+


Tobe Hooper
1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) - A+
2. Eaten Alive (1977) - B
3. Salem's Lot (1979) - -
4. The Funhouse (1981) - B
5. Poltergeist (1982) - C
6. Lifeforce (1985) - D
7. Invaders from Mars (1986) - -
8. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) - B+
9. Spontaneous Combustion (1989) - F
10. Tales from the Crypt: Dead Wait (1991) - -
11. Night Terrors (1993) - F
12. Body Bags (1993) - A
13. The Mangler (1995) - C+
14. The Apartment Complex (1999) - -
15. Crocodile (2000) - -
16. Toolbox Murders (2004) - B-
17. Mortuary (2005) - -
18. Masters of Horror: Dance of the Dead (2005) - F
19. Masters of Horror: The Damned Thing (2006) - C


Dario Argento
1. The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1969) - B-
2. Cat o' Nine Tails (1970) - -
3. Four Flies on Grey Velvet (1971) - -
4. Deep Red (1975) - C+
5. Suspiria (1977) - B+
6. Inferno (1980) - -
7. Tenebre (1982) - C+
8. Phenomena (1984) - C+
9. Opera (1987) - A+
10. Two Evil Eyes (1990) - B
11. Trauma (1993) - -
12. The Stendhal Syndrome (1996) - C
13. The Phantom of the Opera (1998) - D
14. Sleepless (2001) - -
15. The Card Player (2004) - -
16. Do You Like Hitchcock? (2005) - -
17. Masters of Horror: Jenifer (2005) - B
18. Masters of Horror: Pelts (2006) - A+
19. The Third Mother / The Mother of Tears (2007) - -


David Cronenberg
1. They Came from Within / Shivers (1975) - C+
2. Rabid (1977) - B
3. The Brood (1979) - C+
4. Scanners (1981) - D
5. Videodrome (1983) - A
6. The Dead Zone (1983) - B+
7. The Fly (1986) - B
8. Naked Lunch (1991) - B-
9. eXistenZ (1999) - B


George A. Romero
1. Night of the Living Dead (1968) - A+
2. Season of the Witch (1972) - -
3. The Crazies (1973) - B
4. Martin (1977) - C
5. Dawn of the Dead (1978) - A
6. Creepshow (1982) - B
7. Day of the Dead (1985) - A+
8. Monkey Shines (1988) - B-
9. Two Evil Eyes (1990) - B
10. The Dark Half (1993) - C+
11. Bruiser (2000) - D+
12. Land of the Dead (2005) - A
13. Diary of the Dead (2007) - -

Larry Cohen
1. It's Alive (1973) - C+
2. God Told Me To (1976) - C+
3. It Lives Again (1978) - C
4. Full Moon High (1981) - B
5. Q the Winged Serpent (1982) - B
6. Special Effects (1984) - -
7. The Stuff (1985) - A
8. It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987) - B-
9. A Return to Salem's Lot (1987) - -
10. The Ambulance (1990) - -
11. Masters of Horror: Pick Me Up (2005) - A+


Stuart Gordon
1. Re-Animator (1985) - A+
2. From Beyond (1986) - A+
3. Dolls (1986) - B
4. Daughter of Darkness (1990) - -
5. The Pit and the Pendulum (1990) - -
6. Castle Freak (1995) - -
7. Dagon (2001) - B
8. King of the Ants (2003) - C
9. Masters of Horror: Dreams in the Witch-House (2005) - C
10. Masters of Horror: The Black Cat (2006) - C+
11. Stuck (2007) - -
12. House of Re-Animator (200?) - -


Joe Dante
1. Piranha (1978) - A+
2. The Howling (1981) - B+
3. The Twilight Zone: the Movie (1983) - C+
4. Gremlins (1984) - B
5. Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) - B
6. Masters of Horror: Homecoming (2005) - C+
7. Masters of Horror: The Screwfly Solution (2006) - C+


Peter Jackson
1. Bad Taste (1987) - B
2. Meet the Feebles (1989) - B
3. Dead Alive / Braindead (1992) - A++++++++
4. The Frighteners (1996) - A+


Mick Garris
1. Critters 2: The Main Course (1988) - -
2. Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990) - -
3. Sleepwalkers (1992) - D
4. The Stand (1994) - -
5. Tales from the Crypt: Whirlpool (1994) - -
6. The Shining (1997) - A
7. Quicksilver Highway (1997) - -
8. Riding the Bullet (2003) - -
9. Masters of Horror: Chocolate (2005) - F
10. Desperation (2005) - -
11. Masters of Horror: Valerie On the Stairs (2006) - F


Steve Miner
1. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) - C+
2. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982) - B
3. House (1986) - B
4. Warlock (1989) - B-
5. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) - C+
6. Lake Placid (1999) - C
7. Day of the Dead (2007) - -


John Landis
1. Schlock (1971) - -
2. An American Werewolf in London (1981) - A+
3. The Twilight Zone: the Movie (1983) - C+
4. Michael Jackson's Thriller (1983) - A
5. Innocent Blood (1992) - -
6. Masters of Horror: Deer Woman (2005) - A
7. Masters of Horror: Family (2006) - A


Tom Holland
1. Fright Night (1985) - A
2. Child's Play (1988) - A
3. The Stranger Within (1990) - =
4. Tales from the Crypt: Four Sided Triangle (1990) - -
5. The Langoliers (1995) - C+
6. Thinner (1996) -B
7. Masters of Horror: We All Scream for Ice Cream (2006) - C+


Jeff Lieberman
1. squirm..better known as garbage (1976) - B
2. Blue Sunshine (1977) - -
3. Just Before Dawn (1979) - -
4. Doctor Franken (1980) - -
5. Remote Control (1987) - -
6. Satan's Little Helper (2003) - B


Frank Henenlotter
1. Basket Case (1982) - A
2. Brain Damage (1988) - A
3. Frankenhooker (1989) - -
4. Basket Case 2 (1990) - -
5. Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1992) - -
6. Bad Biology (2007) - -


Clive Barker
1. Hellraiser (1987) - C
2. Nightbreed (1990) - B
3. Lord of Illusions (1995) - F


Rob Zombie
1. House of 1,000 Corpses (2002) - A
2. The Devil's Rejects (2005) - A+++++
3. Halloween (2007) - -


Brian Yuzna
1. Society (1989) - -
2. Bride of Re-Animator (1990) - B-
3. Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990) - F
4. Return of the Living Dead III (1993) - B
5. The Dentist (1996) - -
6. Progeny (1998) -
7. The Dentist 2: Brace Yourself (1998) - -
8. Faust: Love of the Damned (2001) - B
9. Beyond Re-Animator (2003) - C+
10. Rottweiler (2004) - -
11. Beneath Still Waters (2005) - -


John McNaughton
1. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986) - A
2. The Borrower (1988) - -
3. Masters of Horror: Haekel's Tale (2005) - D


Sam Raimi
1. The Evil Dead (1981) - A
2. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987) - A
3. Army of Darkness (1993) - A+
4. The Gift (2000) - B

Eli Roth
1. Cabin Fever (2002) - A+
2. Hostel (2005) - C+
3. Hostel Part II (2007) - B


Don Coscarelli
1. Phantasm (1979) - A
2. Phantasm II (1988) - A
3. Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994) - A
4. Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998) - A
5. Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) - A
6. Masters of Horror: Incident On and Off a Mountain Road (2005) - A
7. Phantasm V / Bubba Nosferatu... - -


Lucky McKee
1. All Cheerleaders Die (1999) - -
2. May (2002) - A+
3. The Woods (2005) - -
4. Masters of Horror: Sick Girl (2005) - B
5. Red (2007) - -


Richard Stanley
1. Hardware (1990) - -
2. Dust Devil (1992) - -
3. Vacation (2008) - -


John Fawcett
1. Ginger Snaps (1999) - A
2. The Dark (2005) - D

Man, it's been a while since I saw some of these, gotta rewatch a few soon.

[lazario]

Roger Corman
1. Day the World Ended (1955) - (haven't seen)
2. It Conquered the World (1956) - (haven't seen)
3. Not of This Earth (1957) - (haven't seen)
4. Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957) - (haven't seen)
5. The Undead (1957) - (haven't seen)
6. The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (1957) - (haven't seen)
7. A Bucket of Blood (1959) - (haven't seen)
8. The Wasp Woman (1960) - (haven't seen)
9. (The Fall of the) House of Usher (1960) - B+
10. The Little Shop of Horrors (1960) - (haven't seen)
11. Last Woman on Earth (1960) - (haven't seen)
12. Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961) - (haven't seen)
13. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961) - B+
14. The Premature Burial (1962) - C+
15. Tales of Terror (1962) - A-
16. Tower of London (1962) - A
17. The Raven (1963) - A-
18. The Terror (1963) - (haven't seen)
19. The Haunted Palace (1963) - C+
20. X: The Man with X-Ray Eyes (1963) - (haven't seen)
21. The Masque of the Red Death (1964) - A+
22. The Tomb of Ligeia (1965) - B+
23. Frankenstein Unbound (1990) - (haven't seen)


William Castle
1. Macabre (1958) - (haven't seen)
2. House on Haunted Hill (1958) - A-
3. The Tingler (1959) - B+
4. 13 Ghosts (1960) - A-
5. Homicidal (1961) - (haven't seen)
6. Mr. Sardonicus (1961) - (haven't seen)
7. The Old Dark House (1963) - (haven't seen)
8. Strait-Jacket (1964) - B+
9. The Night Walker (1964) - (haven't seen)
10. I Saw What You Did (1965) - (haven't seen)
11. Let's Kill Uncle (1966) - (haven't seen)
12. The Spirit is Willing (1967) - (haven't seen)
13. Shanks (1974) - (haven't seen)

[vincentprice]

Roger Corman
1. Day the World Ended (1955) - -
2. It Conquered the World (1956) - -
3. Not of This Earth (1957) - -
4. Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957) - -
5. The Undead (1957) - -
6. The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (1957) - -
7. A Bucket of Blood (1959) - B-
8. The Wasp Woman (1960) - -
9. (The Fall of the) House of Usher (1960) - A-
10. The Little Shop of Horrors (1960) - -
11. Last Woman on Earth (1960) - -
12. Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961) - D
13. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961) - B
14. The Premature Burial (1962) - B+
15. Tales of Terror (1962) - B+
16. Tower of London (1962) - B
17. The Raven (1963) - A+
18. The Terror (1963) - C+
19. The Haunted Palace (1963) - B
20. X: The Man with X-Ray Eyes (1963) - A
21. The Masque of the Red Death (1964) - A+
22. The Tomb of Ligeia (1965) - C+
23. Frankenstein Unbound (1990) - -


William Castle
1. Macabre (1958) - -
2. House on Haunted Hill (1958) - B
3. The Tingler (1959) - A
4. 13 Ghosts (1960) - C+
5. Homicidal (1961) - A+
6. Mr. Sardonicus (1961) - -
7. The Old Dark House (1963) - -
8. Strait-Jacket (1964) - A
9. The Night Walker (1964) - -
10. I Saw What You Did (1965) - -
11. Let's Kill Uncle (1966) - -
12. The Spirit is Willing (1967) - -
13. Shanks (1974) - -