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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 4, 2007 11:05:25 GMT -5
There's nothing wrong with that. You are who you are.
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Post by lazario on Dec 4, 2007 15:58:12 GMT -5
Than in that case, I'm a lot like a lemon squirted in one's eye. It begins with an "I." ;D
I think I can appreciate female beauty while at the same time fully committing to the other team.
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 5, 2007 0:24:41 GMT -5
Oh yeah for sure. I've heard many a straight girl say the exact same thing. I think the Elaine character from Seinfeld said it best, "The female body, that's like a work of art. The male body, it's utilitarian..........you know, like a jeep!"
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 5, 2007 0:47:04 GMT -5
i have seen some female bodies that looked like a work of art........done by a 4th grader
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 5, 2007 0:51:48 GMT -5
Very true. But think of the absolute worst female body you've seen naked, and then think of the absolute worst male body you've seen naked. And if that doesn't work, I've got one word for ya: Backhair
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 5, 2007 0:56:54 GMT -5
ooooooo yea backhair
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 5, 2007 0:59:39 GMT -5
Haha! I knew that'd get ya! Hell, I'm sure even the girls here just threw up in their mouth a little bit!
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Post by lazario on Dec 5, 2007 1:51:42 GMT -5
Very true. But think of the absolute worst female body you've seen naked, and then think of the absolute worst male body you've seen naked. And if that doesn't work, I've got one word for ya: Backhair Well how fair is that? The fattest people in the world are mostly men. I'm not kidding. Most of the people who are famous for being 1,000 pounds or more (or almost that much, if it's impossible to weigh that much) are mostly men.
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 5, 2007 2:05:33 GMT -5
Well of course! Men have more frame to pack pounds on. But it's all relative. A 5-3 woman who weighs over 200 lbs. looks just as fat as a 5-11 man who weighs over 300.
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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 6, 2007 6:50:36 GMT -5
Maybe it's all muscle.
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 7, 2007 0:52:40 GMT -5
^^^Haha! Judging by most of the sweat pants-clad beasts I've seen waddling around in supermarkets, I'd have to say that no, it's not. ;D
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 7, 2007 2:05:52 GMT -5
what about when really fat women wear spandex
now thats just hideous
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 7, 2007 2:07:21 GMT -5
Oh ick, don't remind me!
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 7, 2007 2:09:26 GMT -5
haha i used to have this neighbor..she was a real bitch and she always wore spandex..i mean i could see every single layer and roll of fat..it was an eyesore
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 7, 2007 2:10:38 GMT -5
It should be against the law for a clothing company to even make anything spandex in those kind of sizes!
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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 7, 2007 18:01:39 GMT -5
We have an office lady at work like that. She should play O-Line for the Raiders.Anyways, she honestly thinks that she is all that and a bag of chips! Real wench, this one. Confidence is one thing but let's not be silly.
P.S. She throws on a gallon of perfume daily, as well. Her ass was pretty hungry today...
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 8, 2007 1:30:45 GMT -5
^^^You ever watch the Drew Carey Show? It sounds like you just described the "Mimi" character exactly! ;D
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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 8, 2007 9:10:21 GMT -5
This one makes Mimi look like Bo Derek!
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 8, 2007 19:23:26 GMT -5
Lol, picture Mimi running down the beach in slo-mo like Bo Derek did in that Dudley Moore movie, "10." That'll give anybody nightmares for a month! ;D
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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 9, 2007 10:58:46 GMT -5
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand!
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