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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 2, 2007 17:36:39 GMT -5
I bet that Troll 2 is 1,000,000,000 X better than "The Marine".Just watched that poor excuse for a film yesterday. I know it's not a horror film but watching is pure non-enjoyable torture.Easily the worst film I have ever seen or will see!
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 3, 2007 0:12:30 GMT -5
cant be worse then movies like manos and a few others featured on MST3K
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 3, 2007 1:15:08 GMT -5
^^^Yep. Watching Manos should be considered a viable method of suicide in my opinion. ;D By far the worst movie ever made. Although, I'll say that Trog comes in at a VERY close second.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 3, 2007 2:00:37 GMT -5
trog is one i havent seen yet
another is beast of yucca flats..holy shit was that bad
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 3, 2007 13:03:37 GMT -5
Lol, I forgot about Beast of Yucca Flats..................that was definite crap-ola. I think a better name would have been Big Fat Sweaty Bald Dude of Yucca Flats. ;D
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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 3, 2007 19:02:57 GMT -5
My mission is to now watch Manos.Thanks guys! I'm not bulshitting about that Marine movie either. John Cena's acting made Steven Segal look like Al Pacino.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 3, 2007 20:43:28 GMT -5
steven seagal is at least entertaining
manos cant even really be called a movie..its really that bad
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 4, 2007 0:56:11 GMT -5
Yeah, it's more like something that some high school kids made for a school project or something to kill time on a weekend.............although, I will say that you'll probably at least get a laugh out of good ol' Torgo!
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 4, 2007 2:34:11 GMT -5
^^ that may actually be an insult to high school kids thats how bad manos is you deff will get a laugh out of torgo but that is the ONLY sort of entertainment the movie has..unless of course your watching the MST3K version..but even they seemed to have trouble with this one i mean when i started watching the MST3K movies most were bad but atleast had some sort of entertainment even if they didnt have the bots..but you will get more entertainment out of watching your shit harden then you will watching this "movie"
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Post by lazario on Dec 4, 2007 5:34:52 GMT -5
I'm not bullshitting about that Marine movie either. John Cena's acting made Steven Segal look like Al Pacino. Never cared for Al Pacino myself. Guys like John Cena should be hired for only one thing.
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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 4, 2007 19:39:03 GMT -5
Yeah, cannon fodder!
Does anyone know a link to watch Manos online?Or at least a point in the right direction. It is Christmas season afterall.
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Post by lazario on Dec 4, 2007 23:42:45 GMT -5
You can think of more purposes than that. People are very useful.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 5, 2007 0:02:02 GMT -5
i watched the MST3K version of manos on youtube along time ago
not sure if its still up..i think it was broken into like 9 or 10 parts
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Post by lazario on Dec 5, 2007 0:04:14 GMT -5
Are you sure he meant the MST3K version, or the other one???
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 5, 2007 0:36:35 GMT -5
well if he wants the real version i have no idea where that would be...im sure every copy has been burnt by now the MST3K version is the same movie tho..just riffed
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 5, 2007 0:46:48 GMT -5
Here's a link to the MST3K version over on youtube, malbowski: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnGiaS9uOf8 It's broken into 10 parts, plus the EXCELLENT short "Hired!" If you want to see it in it's original, non-Mystie'd horribleness, just do a google search. It's a public domain movie so you can watch it at about a hundred places for free.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 5, 2007 0:51:27 GMT -5
he is a brave man if he can make it through that movie without the bots
i had a hard time even with them
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Post by Evil Dave on Dec 5, 2007 0:53:06 GMT -5
Yep, me too. Someone would have to pay me to watch just the movie without any riffing.
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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 6, 2007 20:13:20 GMT -5
Cheers guys! Wish me luck...
If I don't make it back, tell Sally...tell her I...
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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 6, 2007 21:22:36 GMT -5
Just made it through part 3. What a wicked show! If I see a box set, it's mine. Even without swearing, the commentary is hilarious and reminds me of Dream On in a weird way.Thanks for the link Dave and will watch the rest tomorrow.
P.S. That probably is the most stupid,pointless piece of shit movie I've ever witnessed!
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