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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 8, 2008 19:56:58 GMT -5
Touch choice to make. So many great films to compare. In the end, I go with.... Prom Night. Jamie Lee, Leslie Nielsen, and awesome disco-dance scenes make this one the champion.
My Bloody Valentine is a close second.
Anyone else???
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 8, 2008 21:58:12 GMT -5
i hated my bloody valentine, although i heard the movie was cut pretty badly
i would prob have to go with intruder, excellent all around movie, although there are many good ones
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Post by lazario on Dec 9, 2008 6:57:23 GMT -5
Since all the victims are alive when they are cut up:  |
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 10, 2008 4:32:12 GMT -5
i have gotta say it again, that movie has one of the dumbest names and covers, im sure that alone would keep most people away from it
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Post by lazario on Dec 10, 2008 10:52:47 GMT -5
I don't give a fuck who would "keep away" from the movie. Why do you always love to bring up POINTLESS details into every topic??
See it for yourself, it's not a comedy.
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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 10, 2008 19:47:28 GMT -5
Why do you always rip on T for petty things, Laz? I suggest you go see your therapist or hit up Starbucks for a latte of some kind.
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Post by lazario on Dec 11, 2008 1:19:50 GMT -5
Shut up, Mal. Don't add your 2 cents in unless you're helping. If you have nothing constructive to say (and let's face it- you usually don't), just don't say ANYTHING.
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Post by malbowski13 on Dec 11, 2008 7:32:20 GMT -5
Go fuck yourself, troll.
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Post by lazario on Dec 11, 2008 11:34:49 GMT -5
No, IF YOU interrupt something 2 people are talking with something TOTALLY UNCONSTRUCTIVE like you do - YOU'RE the troll. Not me.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 12, 2008 4:25:30 GMT -5
nah laz, you are actually the troll, i have posted on a bunch of forums and you are one of the biggest trolls i have come across, all you do is look for a reason to have a pointless argument or to try and claim you are so great an all your opinions are facts
i made a statement saying the name and cover are dumb, nothing about the movie, i didnt say it because i thought you would care, and im pretty sure you and just about everyone else can agree that the name and cover are VERY cheesy and make the movie look and sound like a pile of crap
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Post by lazario on Dec 12, 2008 10:01:40 GMT -5
i made a statement saying the name and cover are dumb, nothing about the movie, i didnt say it because i thought you would care, and im pretty sure you and just about everyone else can agree that the name and cover are VERY cheesy and make the movie look and sound like a pile of crap T - all you do is judge things by their covers. Literally and figuratively. If you don't know how stupid that is, you are not as smart as you think you are. Anyone could say ANYTHING they want to about ANY Cover or ANY Title of ANY Movie EVER MADE.SO FUCKING WHAT?? Who cares? What is the point? I can't stand pointless bullshit. You love to talk about things that make no difference. As a way to always hopefully steer the argument in your favor. But you're talking bullshit and pure nonsense. You have no idea how stupid your "points" are - do you?! I don't know if you really are a retard, but you sure do talk like you are one. nah laz, you are actually the troll, i have posted on a bunch of forums and you are one of the biggest trolls i have come across, all you do is look for a reason to have a pointless argument or to try and claim you are so great an all your opinions are facts Which makes YOU a troll for posting GIRLY-trash talking stuff all over a bunch of people's message boards. Admit it already, Elizabeth - you are a girl who LOVES drama. You can't play the game, but you like to bitch talk. Like the little Elizabeth you are. |
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 14, 2008 7:38:36 GMT -5
you have been called out by many people on here for your dumb prick asshole behavior many times before as we have already talked about, you have been suspended from other boards for being a troll
you cant argue the facts
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Post by lazario on Dec 15, 2008 4:25:09 GMT -5
you have been called out by many people on here Yeah-we've been over this a dozen times. It's your fantasy that hasn't yet become reality. And as usual, you don't have anyone here to back you up. Mal only agreed with you because he's a Rightie politically, but you don't have any other allies here that have EVER come to your rescue in this "I'm So Much Better than Lazario" game. And now you're openly admitting to TROLLing other people's message boards with shit they don't care about. T, you haven't got a leg left to stand on. Have a seat. your dumb prick asshole behavior many times before as we have already talked about You mean a low tolerance for your idiotic, brainless "opinions" with NO DETAILS in them whatsoever? You wish it was a case of me being a "dumb prick asshole," but you're the dumb one. And you're the prick asshole for going behind my back and spamming other people's message boards. You are so high on your own idiocy right now. Does it feel good? you have been suspended from other boards for being a troll. you cant argue the facts I was Banned. There's a difference. Suspended means you can come back later. And there have been studies done on "ONLINE BEHAVIOR" that prove Administrators and Moderators on Message Boards go on Ego-Trips, say things online they wouldn't say in real life, and want to fight for fun. Which is not me. So, there's no accounting for THEIR behavior whatsoever. And until you do - you can't use this against me. Well... in your own HEAD you can, there's no one to stop you. |
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 18, 2008 0:33:00 GMT -5
I was Banned. There's a difference. Suspended means you can come back later.
And there have been studies done on "ONLINE BEHAVIOR" that prove Administrators and Moderators on Message Boards go on Ego-Trips, say things online they wouldn't say in real life, and want to fight for fun. Which is not me. So, there's no accounting for THEIR behavior whatsoever. And until you do - you can't use this against me.
Well... in your own HEAD you can, there's no one to stop you.
thats true in life tho, give some1 a little bit of power and they abuse it and try and play "god", i didnt make this board to suspend or delete people or posts, i made it to discuss topics, mostly horror related, you just have to pull your head out of your ass and realize we all have our own opinion and all see things in our own ways
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Post by lazario on Dec 18, 2008 6:29:20 GMT -5
T, YOU CAN NOT RELY ON OPINIONS. To understand horror, you have to look at quality. To understand the genre, you have to appreciate craftsmanship. I won't tell you you have to pull your head out of your ass to see that. You shouldn't have to work that hard, T, yours is pretty well wedged up there. As for me - I'm seeing clearly. Because you're wrong about me. You make flash judgments and don't take the time to think things out. And for someone who likes a lot of obscure movies, you should know not to criticize movies over stupid things like covers and movie titles. Watch the trailers first! ;D  Although, Dead Dudes in the House has no trailer. But it's a no-budget masterpiece for what it is. It's just a long series of very brutal death scenes... after the first 35 minutes or so. Very creepy. Very gory. Very brutal, if not shocking. Excellent special effects, too. Blood paints the walls red. There are at least 6 impalements, 1 decapitation, things chopped off, people cut in half, blood gushing, guts ripped out. It's kind of like Twitch of the Death Nerve / Bay of Blood... without sex and money. And with a lot more gore. The thing that makes it such a masterpiece is how bone-chilling it is. If you thought Saw was extreme...Dead Dudes in the House will make you piss your pants! Because it's actually scary too. It understands the need to keep tension high. And instead of shaking the camera, they never do crazy camera tricks. Everything is direct. Everything is locked into place. It captures every single moment of the experience of the violent murders of the 9 people inside the house. Then it also adds the supernatural "haunted house" genre and the zombie genre into the mix, to make the movie really freaky. Basically, it's a masterful build-up to show you: there's no way out. The house is a fortress. You can't talk the zombies out of murdering you. They don't eat human flesh. They want suffering instead. Like I said, it's not a comedy. It's a scary movie. |
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 18, 2008 13:31:06 GMT -5
well i really wasnt criticizing the movie, just the cover and the name for being dumb, maybe you misunderstood me, it wasnt a bash on the movie at all, as you know i love low budget movies, the good ones, the bad ones, the cheesy ones, the gory ones, im sure there is a good chance i might like this one too, i just think they could have come up with a better name and cover
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Post by lazario on Dec 18, 2008 20:43:16 GMT -5
well i really wasnt criticizing the movie, maybe you misunderstood me No, I understood you perfectly. At the time, I felt completely justified in lashing out at you for that. I just don't get the why. But it's not really that important. I follow instincts. Gets me into trouble, as you well know since you STALK me online. Because people don't know how to react to people who act differently. And, call them my opinions, but you know how different I can be. it wasnt a bash on the movie at all, just the cover and the name for being dumb, as you know i love low budget movies, the good ones, the bad ones, the cheesy ones, the gory ones, im sure there is a good chance i might like this one too, i just think they could have come up with a better name and cover It wasn't the filmmaker's choice. TROMA got a hold of it and changed it. They have a history with wacky titles. Such as: Buttcrack! Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid Tales from the Crapper Killer Condom The Toxic Avenger Class of Nuke 'Em High Part 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell Curse of the Cannibal Confederates A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell Space Zombie Bingo Horror of the Hungry Humongous Hungan Demented Death Farm Massacre Teenage Catgirls in Heat Video Demons Do Psycho-Town Chopper Chicks in Zombietown Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator Cannibal! The Musical I Was a Teenage Terrorist Rockabilly Vampire to name a few. |
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 22, 2008 18:33:46 GMT -5
haha Buttcrack! is a movie i havent heard about in awhile, that might be the dumbest movie name in the history of movies
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Post by lazario on Dec 22, 2008 19:28:59 GMT -5
We are in total agreement!
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Post by tsmooth31 on Dec 26, 2008 15:33:16 GMT -5
AMAZING
take a screen shot of this one
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