looking on the back of the box im surprised to see that fatass roger ebert likes it
He
didn't. ;D
that pussy usually rips into horror/gore movies, atleast from what i have seen, although i dont pay attention to his fatass unless i just randomly see something on tv or the comp
He gave very
high ratings / reviews to:
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
The Exorcist (1973)
Misery (1990)
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Halloween (1978)
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Carrie (1976)
Alien (1979)
The Last House on the Left (1972)
Child's Play (1988)
Scream (1996)
Poltergeist (1982)
Psycho 3 (1986)
Return of the Living Dead (1985)
May (2002)
Candyman (1992)
American Psycho (2000)
Fright Night (1985)
Creepshow (1982)
Gremlins (1984)
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
Cat People (1982)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
The Lady in White (1987)
Arachnophobia (1990)
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1969)
Swamp Thing (1982)
Wolfen (1981)
Scream 2 (1997)
The Evil Dead 2 (1986)
Re-Animator (1985)
Critters (1986)
Wolf (1994)
The Dead Zone (1983)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
Mary Reilly (1996)
Predator (1987)
and The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
He gave negative ratings (2 stars or less) / reviews to:
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
The Howling (1981)
The Fog (1982)
Firestarter (1984)
Hellraiser (1987)
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2
Phantasm II
Friday the 13th Part 2
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
Halloween II
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
Scream 3
Jason X
The Ring (American Remake)
The Amityville Horror (1979)
Parents (1989)
The Brood (1979)
Brainscan (1994)
Urban Legend (1998)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
Burnt Offerings (1976)
Scanners (1981)
Day of the Dead (1985)
He gave middle-of-the-road ratings / reviews to:
The Others (2001)
Psycho II
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Four Flies on Gray Velvet (1971)
The Stepfather (1987)
From Beyond (1986) (Stuart Gordon's film)
John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)
Shivers / They Came from Within (1975)
I've checked almost every major horror movie that I could think of made between the late 1960's to the early new millennium with his website. Most movies not there he didn't see. Unlike Leonard Maltin, Ebert only watches movies that come to theaters.
A lot of times yeah, he doesn't get the point. But read his reviews and you'll see he puts a lot of thought into what he says. I read his review of Romero's Day of the Dead and, I couldn't have put it better myself why that film stinks.
