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Post by lazario on May 20, 2008 3:15:41 GMT -5
Cannibal Attraction
(Cannibal Holocaust + Fatal Attraction)
Take the titles from 2 movies and switch them, if what you come up with amuses you.
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Post by tsmooth31 on May 20, 2008 4:44:03 GMT -5
slugs have eyes
(slugs + hills have eyes)
i will think of more later
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Post by piggsy on May 20, 2008 16:08:31 GMT -5
Santa Clause Conquers the Killer Klowns from Outer Space
(Santa Clause conquers the martians + killer klowns from outer space. By the way, who else would love to see that movie if it were real?)
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Post by tsmooth31 on May 20, 2008 19:49:54 GMT -5
i would although i think i would like it better with some MST3K commentary!!
as far as movies tho i have another
Deep Blue Zombies
(Deep Blue Sea + Redneck Zombies)
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Post by piggsy on May 20, 2008 22:15:57 GMT -5
Freddy VS. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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Post by Necroscope on May 21, 2008 6:32:03 GMT -5
Brain Damage + Dead Alive = Brain Dead...oh wait. I suck at this game.....
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Post by shunty on May 21, 2008 12:57:24 GMT -5
Don't Look Now plus Dead Alive = don't look alive
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Post by lazario on May 21, 2008 23:45:06 GMT -5
10 Things I Hate About The Blair Witch Project
(how fitting)
(10 Things I Hate About You + The Blair Witch Project)
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Post by piggsy on May 22, 2008 14:00:55 GMT -5
Not cool, man. Not cool.
Anyway....My Dog Cujo (My Dog Skip + Cujo)
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Post by lazario on May 22, 2008 17:29:30 GMT -5
I guess that depends on your definition of cool. I was certainly right, man. So right, man. A Fish Called Swamp Thing (A Fish Called Wanda + Swamp Thing) |
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Post by piggsy on May 22, 2008 18:13:02 GMT -5
Opinions can't be right. I thought an intelligent person like you would realize that by now. But I digress...
Little Miss Living Dead (Little Miss Sunshine + Night of the Living Dead)
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Post by tsmooth31 on May 22, 2008 19:59:38 GMT -5
sorry piggsy laz is the only one who always thinks his opinions are right and the whole board has to agree with him or they are wrong..
it is funny how a guy who claims to be so intelligent ....well just isnt
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Post by lazario on May 23, 2008 5:20:19 GMT -5
Opinions can't be right. I thought an intelligent person like you would realize that by now. But I digress... This has nothing to do with opinions, Piggsy. The Blair Witch Project is pure shit. I can't even believe you're defending it. It's like you're trying to make people think less of you. I didn't even know you liked the movie that much. So first of all, calm down... Second of all, wise up. I wouldn't say the movie is probably the worst horror film ever made if I didn't mean it. If opinions meant anything, this would be worth a second thought. But that film is pure shit. I can't believe you can't see that. I mean... you do know we're talking about The Blair Witch Project, right? You haven't gotten that confused with some other movie you've seen? it is funny how a guy who claims to be so intelligent ....well just isnt You wish. That way you'd be right when you argue with me for no reason, which you have a lame compulsion to do. Just because you're threatened by me. Seriously, if you weren't threatened... you'd let it go. You should know by now that when you argue with me, you're not going to prove anything. It's never going to happen. So stop worrying and whining, simmer down, and just accept it. If you're going to make this a thing where you're always desperately trying to find something in my writing to slam me... you're going to look like an idiot. Or worse. Plus, T... Don't stick your nose in when we're talking about The Blair Witch Project, or else you're defending that film as well. Think about it. Wayne's War of the Worlds (War of the Worlds + Wayne's World) |
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Post by Necroscope on May 23, 2008 7:15:40 GMT -5
This has nothing to do with opinions, Piggsy. The Blair Witch Project is pure shit.
That is an opinion you pompous, self righteous gas bag!
It's funny you know, I've been perusing this site for a few weeks now, and all I seem to see is you spouting off and declaring that your opinions are gospel and that anyone who who disagrees with you is automatically an idiot. Yet you become extremely offended when anyone dares to question your opinion. Then you retaliate with childish (although you don't seem to think so) quips of your own. Surprise! You are not the end all, be all when it comes to this or any other genre. I have just about enough of your judgmental, closed minded antics. What I can't understand is, why, if everyone on this board pisses you off so much, do stay? If we are all a bunch of troglodytes, why do subject yourself to us? Are you trying to educate us? If you are, spare me the lesson....
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Post by lazario on May 23, 2008 7:58:46 GMT -5
Pet Sematary Slickers (Pet Sematary + City Slickers) Surprise! You are not the end all, be all when it comes to this or any other genre. D'uh. I know that. But what you fail to realize (though I don't know why if this is supposed to be your declaration of truth) is that I never said I knew everything. You mistook that for being the case just because I don't let T and Dave (when I can help it) get away with their endless parade of bullshit. This has nothing to do with opinions, Piggsy. The Blair Witch Project is pure shit.That is an opinion you pompous, self righteous gas bag! No it's not. And again... did you NOT SEE THE MOVIE? It's funny you know, I've been perusing this site for a few weeks now, and all I seem to see is you spouting off and declaring that your opinions are gospel and that anyone who who disagrees with you is automatically an idiot. Yet you become extremely offended when anyone dares to question your opinion. That's what you see, is it? Try opening your eyes for a change. Then you retaliate with childish (although you don't seem to think so) quips of your own. Sure what I am reduced to is childish. But it's not my choice to go down this road. As you will see if you actually look, I'm not the member who began laying the bricks for this path. If we are all a bunch of troglodytes, why do subject yourself to us? Are you trying to educate us? If you are, spare me the lesson... I haven't had a problem with you until you decided you wanted to make one - with this post. So, why are you grouping yourself in with them? Why, if everyone on this board pisses you off so much, do stay? They don't piss me off. Except for Dave. And Biscuit. And if you've been reading up on this board, you'll see there are several members who've never complained about me - Lowkey, May, Vincentprice, for the most part Piggsy, and until now- you. Because they know what to expect from me but are smart enough to not make a big deal out of things. Pretty much everyone here thinks everything is a matter of opinion and won't debate that with me. Maybe everything is about opinion. But as long as you are typing to me, you'll never hear me admit it. Is that clear? You'll never convince me that the quality of The Blair Witch Project is a matter of opinion. Ever. Is that clear? Several members accept that. And we get along. And wait a second... exactly how aren't You self-righteous yourself for trying to correct me? To change me? |
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Post by tsmooth31 on May 23, 2008 13:19:33 GMT -5
That is an opinion you pompous, self righteous gas bag!
It's funny you know, I've been perusing this site for a few weeks now, and all I seem to see is you spouting off and declaring that your opinions are gospel and that anyone who who disagrees with you is automatically an idiot. Yet you become extremely offended when anyone dares to question your opinion. Then you retaliate with childish (although you don't seem to think so) quips of your own. Surprise! You are not the end all, be all when it comes to this or any other genre. I have just about enough of your judgmental, closed minded antics. What I can't understand is, why, if everyone on this board pisses you off so much, do stay? If we are all a bunch of troglodytes, why do subject yourself to us? Are you trying to educate us? If you are, spare me the lesson....
EXCELLENT POST, see laz its not just me that sees all of that, it was me, biscuit, dave and now necro and shunty, you are the only one on this board with a prob and we are all just pointy it out, you are better then no1 so cut the whole im god shit act
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Post by lazario on May 23, 2008 14:35:27 GMT -5
see laz its not just me that sees all of that, it was me, biscuit, dave and now necro and shunty, you are the only one on this board with a prob and we are all just pointy it out, you are better then no1 so cut the whole im god shit act I never said I'm God. See, you're the one putting words in my mouth - not the other way around. And all of you have problems with something I've said, not the way I've said it. And you don't like that I'm not backing down. Because it's the truth. As usual, you can't discuss details or facts. So it's easier for you to get people to try people to gang up on the person bothering you. |
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Post by piggsy on May 23, 2008 15:45:09 GMT -5
Listen, listen. You know I don't have a problem with you. I respect you and your opinions. You do not like Blair Witch, which is fine. If I respect your opinions, I would like you to do the same. I am in no way saying it is the best movie ever made, but I happen to like its style.
So, we can either agree to disagree or continue this pointless arguement. Which is it?
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Post by lazario on May 23, 2008 16:08:32 GMT -5
You do not like Blair Witch, which is fine. The reason I don't like the movie is the same reason I say the movie is complete shit. There is nothing good about it. I know, because if I can find something good in Squirm, even by T's and Dave's standards, I can find good in anything. But I didn't find any good in this film. Nothing that sustained it for longer than a few short minutes. But listen, I watched it expecting a horror movie. In my opinion, a horror movie does not consist of 3 college kids getting lost in the woods and yelling and swearing at each other for 50 minutes. That's all they did. Walked around and yelled and sweared for over 50 minutes. The other 30 minutes had a few short moments with something to like about it. But most of those were ruined outright by the fact that the characters in the movie are idiots who say the word "fuck" at least once in every sentence they utter throughout the film, sometimes (and frequently) more than once in a sentence. Sometimes, two words in a row are "fucking fuck." Literally, that's it. So that means they're stupid. I don't like stupid people. Let alone, I don't watch a movie with people this stupid for 80 minutes. Nor do I care about anything happening to them. The only thing that would have given me any gratification whatsoever is if they died the most horrible deaths ever captured onscreen. Torture is too good for these pieces of shit. It's tedius. It's mind numbing. It's harder on us than it is on the characters. And in my opinion, a horror movie doesn't try to make the audience suffer. Not unless there's a point to it. Why go to a horror movie if the point of the movie is to bore the audience to death? Ah, the first horror movie where the Audience Member is intended to be the victim and not the characters in the movie... Ingenius. I respect your opinions, I would like you to do the same. Hey - like I said - I had no idea you liked it as much as you're saying you do, now. |
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Post by piggsy on May 23, 2008 16:13:32 GMT -5
Okay. I can understand that. You made some valid points. Again, I'm not saying the movie is perfect. I like it as much as I do because I grew up with it. Really, it's all about the nostalgia.
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