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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 31, 2007 3:40:54 GMT -5
List lothesome people in the public eye that you'd like to beat with a hot sack of nickels.
1. David Beckham - Soccer sucks, you suck, Posh sucks, go away. Bend it on back to England "Becks."
2. Katie Couric - All the pant suits on earth can't convince me that you're intelligent enough to be reporting the daily news to me. Go back to discussing dessert recipes with Matt Lauer.
3. John Travolta - The only thing bigger than your head is your ego. I hear you have a commercial pilot's license and your own 747. Fill it with all your scientologist buddies and fly it into a canyon.
4. OJ Simpson - Play all the golf you want. You know you're guilty. Hopefully someday your kids realize you murdered their mother and then rise up and return the favor. Slowly.
5. Ryan Seacrest - So, could you tell me again what you've done to deserve a star on the Hollywood walk of fame? Oh yeah, now i remember. You gave the entire voting committee head.
6. Stone Phillips - There's nothing you can say that will convince me that you're not really a cyborg created by NBC. Take your human interest stories and cram 'em with walnuts.
7. Pat Robertson - I can understand why you're vehemently against abortion. If it had been legal when your mother got knocked up, she would've had one.
8. Sean Combs - Puff Daddy, Puffy, P. Diddy, Diddy, whatever. Here's a giant tombstone. Carve all those names on it and kill yourself.
9. Mel Gibson - Hey Braveheart, you Jew-hating ba*tard drunk. I'm gonna bring Jewish pitcher Sandy Koufax back from the dead so he can fire a 100 mph fastball directly into your nuts.
10. Donald Trump - A coyote suffering from the "mange" called. He wants his disease-ridden hair back. Oh yeah, you're fired!
More to come the next time i turn on my television or read a newspaper...............
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 31, 2007 4:33:29 GMT -5
ha good topic..i got some..but im gonna type them later when i have more time
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lowkey
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Post by lowkey on Aug 31, 2007 5:26:04 GMT -5
Sean Hannity -- Oh what I wouldn't give to see one guest really go off on this yuppie prick. I don't mean a shouting match either. I'm talking pick up a chair and swing it at this moron's face.
Ann Coulter -- If I want any $hit out of you I'll squeeze your head, mmmkay?
Paris, Britney, Lindsey, Nicole -- Too damn easy. I'm sick of hearing about them though. If only they would be decent like Princess Di and Anna Nicole, and die, the world would be better off.
BradJolina -- Oh how cute. I thought we outlawed rich people buying poor africans years ago. If there is a God, these two will end up eaten by cannibals. The same goes for Madonna.
Hillary -- Go fuc* yourself you fascist bitc*. A vote for Hillary is a vote for 8 more years of upperclass, born-with-a-silver-spoon-in-mouth twits running the country.
Rudy Giuliani -- Fuc* you too. This goes for pretty much anyone who is running for president this time.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 1, 2007 4:02:49 GMT -5
Sean Hannity -- Oh what I wouldn't give to see one guest really go off on this yuppie prick. I don't mean a shouting match either. I'm talking pick up a chair and swing it at this moron's face. Ann Coulter -- If I want any $hit out of you I'll squeeze your head, mmmkay? Damn, I can't believe I forgot Coulter-geist! lol
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 1, 2007 5:13:53 GMT -5
Lance Armstrong - I guess you seem like a decent enough guy. I respect your bicycling ability and all that jazz. But I am absolutely SICK of hearing your so called "inspirational" cancer survival story. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for cancer patients fighting as hard as possible against their disease, but let's get real on this! The average cancer patient will never have the money, fame, and thus, overall resources to throw all the high-priced treatment methods at their cancer that you did Mr. Armstrong. The reality is that most of them have some crappy HMO or no health insurance at all, more less an inexhaustible supply of personal wealth. Besides I've heard your sob story about 100 times more than I needed to. Get on your magical bike and pedal your a** outta my life! I'd like to make like your ex-wife Sheryl Crow did, and officially divorce myself from you!
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Post by lazario on Sept 1, 2007 9:43:24 GMT -5
Actually... I'd like to give Lance a reprieve. But not because the cancer story warmed my heart.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 2, 2007 7:07:37 GMT -5
^^^Let me guess.............He "warms" something else? j/k
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Post by lazario on Sept 2, 2007 9:30:13 GMT -5
Bingo.
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 3, 2007 2:34:00 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Evil Dave on Sept 11, 2007 2:17:01 GMT -5
Regis Philbin - If I wanted to listen to an annoying; hastily put together; midget Irishman, I'd go rent the movie 'Leprechaun.'
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Post by lazario on Sept 11, 2007 15:58:30 GMT -5
Oh, I missed something before (obviously)... How do you know that O.J.'s guilty?
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 11, 2007 16:56:32 GMT -5
who doesnt know O.J. is guilty
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Post by lazario on Sept 11, 2007 18:04:21 GMT -5
Don't be funny. I'm serious. I don't know why O.J. "is" guilty. If anyone does, I'm all ears...
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 11, 2007 18:11:26 GMT -5
i was being serious..its pretty obvious hes guilty..everything pointed to him and he only got off because he was a star in the NFL..you must be living under a rock laz
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Post by lazario on Sept 11, 2007 18:25:02 GMT -5
You're still making jabs at my expense. I've already said that I don't just except things that other people perpetuate as facts without proof. If I did that, I'd be stupid enough to believe I'm a sinner just because I'm gay. Do you see what I mean?
I don't get why someone would be so stupid as to say they know something they didn't witness for themselves. Did you see it happen with your own eyes?
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 11, 2007 18:43:23 GMT -5
i dont have to see it...i didnt see hitler kill the jews..doesnt mean he didnt tho..everything pointed to O.J. ...he clearly did it..i really didnt know there were any people who actually really believed he was innocent..i dont know why you would stand up for some1 who killed his wife and the mother of his children
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Post by lazario on Sept 11, 2007 19:04:25 GMT -5
But you don't know that for a fact. Do you?
I don't like you saying I'm standing up for anyone when all I'm doing is asking a question.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 11, 2007 19:13:51 GMT -5
i do know it for a fact..i dont have to see somethin to know it..all the facts and evidence point to him..they didnt find any1 else..he clearly killed her..and i would hope his kids would be smart enough someday to realize that and erase him form there lives...
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Post by lazario on Sept 11, 2007 19:36:29 GMT -5
Stop saying you know it for a fact. You don't. You didn't see it happen. And from the way you describe it, you don't know any of the facts and evidence of the case. So forgive me if I don't accept "you must be living under a rock" as proof he definitely killed his wife.
Why did he kill her? For fun? Just to get away with it? For money - yeah, right; he was loaded. Because she upset his pride? By all accounts, they were getting along when she was murdered. Unless you know something I don't, without Motive, why would he do it?
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Post by tsmooth31 on Sept 11, 2007 20:28:29 GMT -5
because hes a sick dirtbag..maybe he was cheating..i forget all the facts now..but i remmember following the case as it happened..i thought it was known worldwide that he killed her..i never met or talked to another person who had any doubt...maybe dave or some1 else knows all the details of the case..i forget everything because i knew pretty much right away he did it..you always talk about facts and opinions..well this my friend is 100% fact that he killed his wife
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