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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 17, 2007 23:49:15 GMT -5
Just type the character's line, followed by the riff
(Werewolf, Season 10: Episode 4)
Natalie: "Wull, mabbee thin it is be too late!"
Mike Nelson: "Wow. The future conditional pluperfect subjunctive. Oh, and bys the ways Paul, you is be a wurr-wilf!"
(Paul throws a female victim down a flight of stairs)
Mike Nelson: "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!
Yuri: (in a ridiculously scruff and overracted voice) "Yeah, I'll take a walk".......................
Crow: ................."Over to Kirk Douglas' house!"
(Some really cheesy and horrible musical score is playing, Paul walks over and shuts off a tape recorder, the horrible musical score stops)
Mike Nelson: "Hey, thanks for turning off the bad soundtrack!"
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 19, 2007 0:08:34 GMT -5
the first episode i ever saw was hobgoblin...i got hooked on the show from the line in the begining..."does he have pringles in his shows" haha i forget who said it but for some reason i found it funny. time chasers...when the main character is back in time and there are 2 of him..and he helps himself up and mike is like ahh whos this ugly loser  there is so many tho..i can basically type out every line from hobgoblins, boggy creek 2 and time chasers...they were all just so damn funny |
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 19, 2007 0:56:50 GMT -5
Haha, I definitely remember that line from Time Chasers. Friggin' hilarious! Here's some of my favorites from Final Justice (Season 11, Episode 8), yet another Joe Don Baker classic! Crow (seeing Joe Don Baker) - "His arteries are just lookin' at each other and shaking their heads........." Mike Nelson (seeing Joe Don Baker as a cowboy) - "Meatloaf: Texas Ranger." Joe Don Baker (spoken multiple times as catchphrase) - "If ya' think ya' can take me, well, GO 'HEAD ON!!" Lol, Joe Don Baker is so fat and sloppy.............Just a quick little FYI: Joe Don Baker was not happy with MST3K's treatment of his movies. He and Kevin Murphy once stayed in the same hotel and when J.D.B. spotted him in the lobby he was quoted as furiously shouting to Kevin and his party, "I'm gonna kick ya'll's a**es all the way back to Minnesota, ya' damn hacks!" I guess he didn't care for being portrayed as a fat, vulgar redneck by Kevin on the show. Way to prove Kevin wrong for that portrayal Joe Don..............  |
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 19, 2007 1:23:14 GMT -5
^^ haha yea that episode was great..and i dont know why some of these guys take it serious...if i was in some cheesy movie id love to meet mike and have a laugh with him..i think it would be great to have him riff my movie.. anyway one of my fav lines from boggy creek 2 was when i believe it was mike was like blush... what the hell is blush...and then hes like i dont understand a word shes saying..both quotes were in reference to the main guy..if you havent seen the episode it wont be funny and youll have no idea what im talking about but i believe you have seen it dave..if so do you know the scene i mean? |
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 19, 2007 1:56:40 GMT -5
I don't recall that scene right off hand, but i'm tired and i haven't seen that episode for a while. Here's some that i do remember from Boggy Creek 2:
Crow - "They could use their eyeliner to fashion a crude spear!"
Servo - "And so, this completely pointless stretch of the movie whimpers out like a small dying rat."
Narrator - "The swamps of Arkansas..........."
Servo - "There's a legend of a beer in these swamps!"
Damn, now i feel like watching this!
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 19, 2007 2:09:52 GMT -5
i love the part where i thinks its mike says thanks dad.. i mean professor who is in no way my dad giving me a part in this movie..talking about the little skinny kid who always has no shirt.. and yea you should watch it again...classic |
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Post by lowkey on Aug 19, 2007 2:33:19 GMT -5
Mike or Mary Jo one--I forget which--said that they experienced more people who found it humorous to be riffed on, than people who got mad. They said some even sent their own work to them, and others would have the cast reunite for a sort of premiere party when their work was aired. Pretty cool I thought.
Another one from Mitchell:
Deaney: How do you like your Scotch?
Crow [as Mitchell]: Uh, by the quart.
Manos, during the pillow fight:
Crow: I'm guessing this is why the movie was made.
Manos end credits:
Servo: Crew? They had a crew? I do not believe they had a crew.
Time of the Apes:
Servo: Ah! This movie was even dumber than I thought.
Crow: Don't dub with your mouth full.
Mom: Don't go Johnny, it's too dangerous.
Johnny: :::very cheerfully::: I don't care.
Joel: Bye mom. I'm off to meet my doom.
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