Post by Chucky's Nightmare on Dec 8, 2007 1:29:11 GMT -5
Since I am Jewish I decided to show my funny side of my religion.
Did you hear about the new Japanese Jewish restaurant?
So sue me.
What do you call a big-nosed pancake-maker?
Aunt Jew-mima.
What do you call a group of racist Jews who toast bagels on people's front lawns?
The Klu Klux Kleins.
What is a Jewish bird call?
Cheap, cheap, cheap.
What's the difference between a Jewish woman and an Italian woman?
Italian women have real orgasms and fake diamonds.
When does it get really hot in a Jewish bedroom?
When the air conditioner breaks down.
Did you hear about the new Japanese Jewish restaurant?
So sue me.
What do you call a big-nosed pancake-maker?
Aunt Jew-mima.
What do you call a group of racist Jews who toast bagels on people's front lawns?
The Klu Klux Kleins.
What is a Jewish bird call?
Cheap, cheap, cheap.
What's the difference between a Jewish woman and an Italian woman?
Italian women have real orgasms and fake diamonds.
When does it get really hot in a Jewish bedroom?
When the air conditioner breaks down.
