10 things not to say to a woman

[Chucky]

10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Should I tell you now that I have to take a piss?

7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow look at the ass on her!

4. Why cant your tits be that big?

3. I gotta Shit.

2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?

1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

[tsmooth31]

haha i have said #3 plenty of times ;D

[Evil Dave]

admin said:

haha i have said #3 plenty of times ;D

Fair enough. But as a guy I will now post my rebuttle of 10 things you women-folk shouldn't say to us:

10. I want you to be emotionally available to me. - What in the hell does this even mean?

09. Pick up some tampons for me when you go to the store. - Never. Not in a million years.

08. I don't like your friends. - Okay..............and your point is?

07. I don't like that shirt. You need to go shopping for some new ones. - If I looked good enough to start dating in the first place, then it should always be ok.

06. We need to talk. - Actually, what you really meant to say was that I need to sit down for an hour and listen to you tell me a bunch of stuff that's wrong with me.

05. I was reading Cosmo/watching Oprah, and they/she says that you need to............... - Um, who died and made these people the experts on everything and anything to do with your relationships? Why don't ya go date them.

04. Let's go dancing! - Let's not.

03. I wish you were more romantic. - I don't hit you, I'm faithful, and I put the toilet seat down. I'm sorry if I don't have 6 hours a day to devote to making your life a John Cusack movie........

02. Where have you been/Who were you with/etc. - Insecurity sucks. If you don't trust me, don't be with me.

01. Am I fat? / Does this make me look fat? - Talk about fishing for compliments. Do you really think we'd tell you if it does/you do?

[tsmooth31]

haha your killing me dave

i laughed at them all because they are all so true

04. Let's go dancing! - Let's not. that one made me laugh the most for some reason

but i really do agree with all of them 100%

although i never had any1 ask me to pick them up tampons

[Evil Dave]

^^^ Live long enough and I'm sure you'll get asked eventually. Espescially once they move in with you. You'll be asked to pick up all kinds of feminine products. But when they do, you must stay strong my good man! 'Cuz if you cave and do it once, you'll be doomed to do it again many, many times. ;D

[tsmooth31]

haha oooo dont worry..i dont ever cave in

i always tell it like it is my man

[Evil Dave]

^^^ Haha! I thought as much!

[maycanady]

I must be some kind of mutant woman, because I'm proud to say I have never in my life said any of those things to my bf with the exception of number 4, and that was at a venue in which dancing was already occurring around us. ;D

[Evil Dave]

^^^ Too bad they don't make more like you maycanady. ;D

[Chucky]

maycanady said:

I must be some kind of mutant woman, because I'm proud to say I have never in my life said any of those things to my bf with the exception of number 4, and that was at a venue in which dancing was already occurring around us. ;D

I have to agree with you maycanady.

I don't believe I have ever said any of those. I don't like to dance, I would rather go to a bar and play pool, or watch a movie.

I want you to be emotionally available to me. - Hello, that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Lets not even go there.

As for mens shirts, Who cares? If she noticed him in the first place then what does it matter what he is wearing (Or not for that matter

[Evil Dave]

^^^ Just because you haven't said them, doesn't mean they haven't been said many times. I guarantee that most men have heard these statements over the course of their dating lives.

[Chucky]

I agree, My Friend says many of them to her boyfriend all the time. lol