Stupid Jokes

[Chucky]

There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no toilet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.

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A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

[tsmooth31]

haha dirty jokes are always the best jokes

that first one is both great and disgusting at the same time

[maycanady]

ROFLMAO at the second joke. ;D

[lazario]

The second joke was interesting.

The first was unpredictable but FUCKING sick.

[malbowski13]

3 legged dog walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says-
"I'm looking for the man who shot my pa"

[Evil Dave]

Oh boy.................

[malbowski13]

Grasshopper goes into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says " Hey buddy, you know that there's a drink named after you?' The grasshopper replies "Really, there's a drink named Paul?"

[tsmooth31]

haha that is one cheesy joke