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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 14, 2007 9:29:56 GMT -5
I really, really despise almost every bumper sticker I see. So I've decided to take some of the more common ones, and satirize them with some horror flavor. 1. Proud Parent of an Honor Student at Nuke 'Em High2. Baby Anti-Christ on Board!3. How's my killing? Dial 666-66664. Get off my bumper! (Your mother's in the trunk!)5. I'd rather be hunting (humans!)6. Sit down, shut up, and hang on............to your head!7. My other car is a Cadillac........named Christine8. Honk if you're GORY!9. I brake for serial killers10. These colors don't run! Let's see if you're blood will!That's all I could think of.............for now. Come up with some of your own. They can be satires of actual bumper stickers, or just some that you make up on your own.  |
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Post by piggsy on Aug 14, 2007 10:00:17 GMT -5
I'm with P.E.T.H (People against the Ethical Treatment of Humans)
Don't like my driving? Tell it to my double-barelled shotgun!
My other car is that truck from "Duel"
My child is an honor inmate at Sing Sing!
Dahmer Gacy '08
Marriage = Man + Machete
My other car is at The Last House on the Left
Dead baby on board! (Wanna join him?)
I'd rather be fishing...for the bodies I dumped in the lake last week
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 14, 2007 10:17:19 GMT -5
Hehe, excellent job Mr. piggsy!  |
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Post by piggsy on Aug 14, 2007 10:19:45 GMT -5
thanks, Dave. I added some new ones  |
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 14, 2007 10:23:00 GMT -5
LMAO, even better! My fav is "Dahmer Gacy '08. |
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Post by piggsy on Aug 14, 2007 10:29:47 GMT -5
Rosemary's Baby on board
Evil on four wheels
Think my car is bloody? Wait till you see my basement!
I'm only speeding to air out that corpse smell
Got Satan?
Human...the other white meat!
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 14, 2007 10:40:37 GMT -5
^^^^^Friggin' HILARIOUS! Here's a couple more: Have a Phantasm-ic day!  The South will rise again.........as zombies!Live free or die............well, maybe just die. |
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Post by piggsy on Aug 14, 2007 10:52:34 GMT -5
If you mess with me, you mess with my whole cannibalistic family!
Give me liberty or give me death...well, actually, I'll just take the death part.
My other car's a hearse.
Has anyone ever told you your head would make a great soup bowl?
You'll regret reading this when the police ask you to identify my license plate number
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 14, 2007 14:38:37 GMT -5
haha some good ones from both of you..i usually pretty good at thinking of spoof type stuff but im drawing a blank right now..i will come up with some tho dont u worry about that  |
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 14, 2007 14:44:48 GMT -5
lol, i thought you might like this topic tsmooth! |
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Post by piggsy on Aug 14, 2007 14:46:40 GMT -5
Can't wait to hear some of yours, tsmooth
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Post by lowkey on Aug 14, 2007 16:06:27 GMT -5
I'm the co-pilot. Cthulhu is my pilot.
Let me tell you about how I butchered my grandchildren.
Save the zombies.
They're coming to get you Barbara -- Romero 19:68
A Darwin fish with a chainsaw and wearing a hockey mask.
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Post by piggsy on Aug 14, 2007 16:07:53 GMT -5
I love the Romero one! ;D
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 14, 2007 16:13:44 GMT -5
^^^^I second that opinion! That Romero one is brilliant!
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Post by maycanady on Aug 15, 2007 18:40:02 GMT -5
Haha some of these are absolutely hilarious! I've been trying to come up with some of my own but I'm experiencing mental fog right now. Perhaps later after a caffienated beverage. |
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 15, 2007 20:03:47 GMT -5
^^^^^^How 'bout a THC packed bowl? Always helps me clear my head. BTW, where did you get that quote that you use for your signature? I like it. |
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Post by maycanady on Aug 15, 2007 20:36:47 GMT -5
My signature quote is from Shock Treatment, the 1981 sort-of quasi sequel to The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. ;D Also, LOL to the THC packed bowl |
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 15, 2007 21:08:39 GMT -5
I remember seeing that movie like 10 years ago or something like that, but I haven't seen it since. What scene is that quote from? (don't mean to bother you, but when i can't remember goofy little things like this i'll be racking my memory banks for literally hours trying to recall the info) BTW, did you decide to go with the beverage, or the bowl? hehe |
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Post by maycanady on Aug 15, 2007 21:16:26 GMT -5
It's from the scene where Janet and the McKinleys are sitting around the table doing a script reading for Dentonvale, and Bert says it's time for bed. Janet: Could I just peep in on Brad before I go home? Bert: Home? Janet: Home... Nation: This is the nerve center of operations, Janet. You must stay here tonight, that way we can all be together when Mr. Sun paints us a new day with his golden brush. ;D I went with the beverage. Good old fashioned coffee. And I still can't think of any original bumper stickers. But I'm working on it. |
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Post by Evil Dave on Aug 15, 2007 21:24:51 GMT -5
Ahh yes, now I remember.........Thanks for clearing that up, now my mind can rest in peace for the rest of the evening! Good call on the coffee. If you'd chosen the bowl you would've just been staring at your cpu screen eating cereal straight from the box! (at least that's usually what happens to me........) |
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