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Post by tsmooth31 on Jul 30, 2008 5:40:16 GMT -5
OHHH dont lie now, you like the sausage and the special spices it shoots out
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Post by shunty on Jul 30, 2008 14:33:05 GMT -5
my spices look like hidden valley ranch, i wonder if they taste like it too. don't worry, i'm not planning on sucking my own dick.
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Post by piggsy on Jul 30, 2008 16:27:53 GMT -5
From horror babes to auto fellatio.
Only in America!
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Post by malbowski13 on Jul 30, 2008 18:22:41 GMT -5
Hidden Valley Ranch, Shunty? If you're shooting out any spices/pepper, you better get checked out.
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Post by piggsy on Jul 30, 2008 21:56:06 GMT -5
Shunty, have you been molesting those peppers again? Tisk tisk tisk.
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Post by lazario on Jul 31, 2008 0:13:15 GMT -5
OHHH dont lie now, you like the sausage and the special spices it shoots out Uh, no I don't. Sausage tastes skanky. It's gray and shriveled and mushy and it doesn't smell good... not only is it gross tasting but - for breakfast? Who could stomach that crud so early in the morning? Isn't "morning breath" bad enough to begin with. And it probably gives you heartburn.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Jul 31, 2008 4:33:00 GMT -5
my sausage isnt gray, shriveled or mushy, its tan hard and stiff, you would like this sausage
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Post by malbowski13 on Jul 31, 2008 18:06:43 GMT -5
More like a canoli...
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Post by malbowski13 on Jul 31, 2008 18:08:14 GMT -5
Sorry Laz, we can't all eat tofu and trail mix for breakfast.
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Post by lazario on Aug 2, 2008 1:10:26 GMT -5
my sausage isnt gray, shriveled or mushy, its tan hard and stiff, you would like this sausage Not everybody... or anybody for that matter... is talking about "your" sausage. Some of us are actually talking about the real stuff.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 2, 2008 4:01:53 GMT -5
i know, but I was talking about my sausage, i cant help the fact that you have a little shriveled up gray sauage, although that might explain some things
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Post by lazario on Aug 2, 2008 8:40:56 GMT -5
Yo, T, not everyone is a sick pervert like you. Which explains everything. You're overcompensating. Sucks to be you I guess.
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Post by piggsy on Aug 2, 2008 12:49:23 GMT -5
For a straight person, you really like others to know about your penis, T.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 2, 2008 18:04:16 GMT -5
Yo, T, not everyone is a sick pervert like you. Which explains everything. You're overcompensating. Sucks to be you I guess. the irony in that statement is through the roof and yes, i do like other to know about my penis, i bring it for show and tell every year
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Post by lazario on Aug 3, 2008 3:23:48 GMT -5
the irony in that statement is through the roof T, we've already had this discussion - the irony in your overuse of pointing out what you assume is ironic, is seriously pathetic.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 3, 2008 4:47:29 GMT -5
yea..... except for the fact that i dont do that
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Post by lazario on Aug 3, 2008 5:47:49 GMT -5
You've done it 3 times in the past month, T.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 3, 2008 12:17:42 GMT -5
i used the word ironic 3 whole times when something was ironic... no way!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
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Post by lazario on Aug 4, 2008 2:05:00 GMT -5
T - you're fucking pathetic. Like a buzzing fly or a bug that I'm crushing under my foot. You make me sick.
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Post by tsmooth31 on Aug 4, 2008 5:00:00 GMT -5
same can be said about you, i love it when i own you tho and you come back with a bullshit excuse like im pathetic or something, it has happened so many times now tho that i dont even get any joy out of it, owning laz, its just like taking a breath of air, i do it plenty of times every day and its easy to do
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