Jokes from Sickipedia.org

[piggsy]

If you haven't gone to this site, please do. There's a ton of cruel or disgusting jokes.


The Greek god Zeus was flying over a Greek island and noticed a naked woman washing her self, so he swooped down and made love to her.
Then he said, " In 9 months you shall have a child and you shall call him Hercules"
And the woman replied "In 9 days you shall have a rash and you shall call it herpes"


I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit."


I wanked over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw it coming.


Statistically.......9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape!


A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

[shunty]

It sounds very british from the language used (bloke, wanked). That makes me think... have you ever listened to the english dubbed track on the Ichi the Killer dvd? Its hilarious! They're all british!

[tsmooth31]

haha that first one was great.. im gonna have to check that site out later

[piggsy]

Apr 23, 2008 18:00:38 GMT -5 shunty said:

It sounds very british from the language used (bloke, wanked). That makes me think... have you ever listened to the english dubbed track on the Ichi the Killer dvd? Its hilarious! They're all british!

Yeah, it's a British site. I just love that lingo! I know what you mean about the Ichi the Killer track; that's why I only watch it with sub-titles.